Mr. Nasty Raps' Hood Movie Super Quiz

Score 1 point for every correct answer on the Easy Level. Score 2 points for every correct answer on the Medium Level. Score 3 points for every correct answer on the Hard Level.

There are three characters listed from a hood movie. Name the movie. (e.g., Tre, Doughboy, Ricky - Answer: Boyz N The Hood)

Easy:
1. Caine, O-Dog, Ronnie
2. Nino Brown, Pookie, Gee Money
3. Craig, Smokey, Big Worm

Medium:
4. Q, Bishop, Steel
5. Frank White, Jimmy Jump, Test Tube
6. Pac-Man, Hodges, Rocket

Hard:
7. Kyle-Lee, Birdie, Bugaloo
8. Bobby, Ray Ray, Jimmie
9. Buns, Sincere, Tionne

Answers: 1. Menace II Society. 2. New Jack City. 3. Friday. 4. Juice. 5. King of New York. 6. Colors. 7. Above the Rim. 8. South Central. 9. Belly

Scoring Chart:
18 points: ass-to-mouth between two broads
15 to 17 points: double blowjob
10 to 14 points: anal sex
4 to 9 points: she kissed it
1 to 3 points: hand job
0 points: limp-dicked dumbass

Tunnel of Love.

this is about as cool as it gets. KW over at goodproblem showed me this bad boi, so as a little thank to KW, go look at goodproblem!

Delhi boy eaten by herd of pigs

you heard it here first!! (well, unless you are me or any number of other people who read it on the BBC News website)

A three-year-old boy has been eaten alive by a neighbour's herd of pigs on the outskirts of the Indian capital, Delhi, police say.

The boy, Ajay, strayed from the family home as his parents and other family members were having lunch.

When his mother went to look for him, she found the pigs chewing something and spotted bits of her son's clothing.

She threw stones at the animals but they turned on her. Her screams alerted neighbours who came to her rescue.

'Playing'

Relatives in the village of Samaipur Badli in north-west Delhi told police the boy had been carrying bread, which might have led the animals to attack him.

A senior police official, Manish Aggarwal, said a local man who owned the pigs had been detained for causing death due to negligence.

"Three children were playing outside their house when the incident took place," Mr Aggarwal told the BBC.

"The victim, Ajay, strayed from the area but his parents or relatives were not there to save him since they were having lunch inside their house."

Airback

LOHAN, STEP THE FUCK BACK. THERE'S A NEW QUEEN IN TOWN!

Determined not to be outdone by any broad in LA, Britney Spears has flashed her ragged vagina not once, but twice this week. Oddly, it doesn't look as broken in as Lohan's, even after having two kids. Wait, wait, wait, I just saw the caesarean scar. I'm gonna go throw up in my mouth.

OMG!! Pam & Kid "SPLITSVILLE" :(

"Actress" Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from white "rap singer" Kid Rock after four months of marriage.

"Pamela filed for divorce last week," Anderson's publicist, Tracy Nguyen, told Lords of Apathy. "It wasn't a happy Thanksgiving."

Nguyen was not immediately available to comment or provide further details.

It was said that the divorce papers cited "irreconcilable differences" as the reason the two broke up.

Real MARIO

HOT ASIAN GIRL Du (BACK IN THE) JOUR: AGNES LUM

Lets get those fucking flux-capacitors fluxing already...You wanna know why Agnes Lum is hot? It's because she's half Chinese/ half Hawaiian and she's from the 70's. Boom- it's that simple. Throw all that shit into a pot, or a cauldron of some sort... stir it up- Boom!- out pops Agnes Lum. The 70's were where it was at, as far as chicks being hot is concerned. I dont know what it was but I tell ya.... Shit was mad real. Women had wide hips, and big (real) boobs, rad thighs. Perhaps it was all the pot they smoked and the subsequent munchie-eating that followed...

TERROR ALERT LEVEL CODE BROWN

Way to ruin the rap video bitch...

WYLD STALLYNS FOREVER!!!

These people fuck their horse. No really, they openly talk about fucking their horse. In this video. THEY BOTH FUCK THEIR HORSE!

K.K.Kramer Apology on Letterman

Buckle up those seatbelts folks, It's about to be the the most uncomfortable 7 minutes of television ever...

THE ULTIMATE REMIX!!!!

K.K.Kramer

Actor /stand-up comedian Michael Richards was a little off his game the other day at the Hollywood 'Laugh Factory', spewing racial slurs at black audience members, and reminiscing about the good-ol' days when "niggers would be hung upside-down with a fork in their ass"... Apparently, Richards mistakenly thought he was giving a concession speech for former Republican Senator, and fellow racist George 'McCacawitz' Allen. Click link to watch:K.K.Kramer

ULTIMATE WARRIOR UPDATE.

GeGeGe

The Youkai(Hobgoblin) and the ghost are on your side.

Japan Show booth

I will wash eye ball.

Play laboratory

Dream that part of people.

STEROIDS, TESTOSTERONE, BABY OIL, AND MOST INPORTANT OF ALL...-PATRIOTISM. (BACK WHEN AMERICA RULED)

(REFERRED BY LOA GANGSTA AGENTQUP)

THIS MODERN WORLD

CLICK IMAGE TO ENLARGE

"IF I DID IT"

I have this philosophy with blogging, that if I get an idea, but then end up having second thoughts about doing it -especially for political correctness reasons; 99% of the time, I force myself to go full speed ahead with the idea regardless. That being said, in anticipation of O.J's new book "If I Did It'' (regarding "If" he were to have killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, how he "would have" done it); I decided to post the video of them reading of the verdict from his murder case back in 95'.
2 quick points here:
First; If you are incensed by the fact that O.J. got acquitted, but at the same time, you support the current Bush administration and it's policies, -you are a complete and utter hypocrite. -The same elements are in play in both cases; the O.J. trial on a micro level, and The Bush admin. policies on a Macro level. Both parties asserting their economic power and influence to reshape the law (and in the latter instance, reshape the constitution) to benefit their agenda.

Second point: O.J. could not be more of a scumbag...If you're gonna cut your wife and her boyfriend's throat, do it and go about your business... Be thankful that you're not rotting in prison, consider yourself lucky, play the back; and just work on your golf game or whatever... Writing a book about how you 'would have done it' is a really REALLY bad P.R. move.

Lateness And The Up And Coming Rapper

Don't be late. It's as simple as that.
The only people that get away with being late are usually people that you want to fuck up. For being late all the time. I have no problem dropping the dogs on someone that makes me wait around for more than 15 or so minutes. Fuck being late.
Once in my life can I recall being late as a good thing and that was in New York City about 14 years ago when I had missed my flight home.
While I was calling my friend back in Minneapolis to tell him to pick me up later, I discovered that EAZY MUTHAFUCKIN E was on the phone next to me. There he was....Jheri Curl, locs, short as hell, the whole bit.
This was the "Real Muthafuckin G's" era for Mr.E so he had traded in his black windbreaker and Raiders cap for a more "Colors" style flannel shirt and stocking cap.He was also rocking leather work gloves ala R&B villians "D.R.S."(Hit song;"Gangsta Lean (For My Homies)" )
I waited until he got off of the phone and told him that I liked his raps.He shook my hand,said thanks and split across the hall to get on a flight to Hotlanta.(That's what they called it back then) On fucking time.
On to my next thang.......
I'm not trying to bum anybody out, but the next dude that tells me his album is going to blow up erryones spot is gonna make me barf.
Hear this,rapp dudes... the more time you spend giving me your drunken sales pitch is less time you're spending in the lab making something that wont suck balls.And,sorry to tell you this,but it will probably suck balls anyway.
Don't get me wrong.If you've got a show to promote then by all means give me a flyer.I can respect that, provided you give me that shit and be on your way. But you should know that I WILL look at it and if the flyer looks like a doo doo diaper I will think that your music matches that shitty quality.(Why are the guys who talk about hustling so much so reluctant to put more effort into the stuff they want you to buy?)
Houston sorta-favorite Li'l Flip said "There's 100 groups in my hood and aint none of 'em dropped yet"
Maybe because they're all at the bar doing car bombs.

A SCREENSAVER DEDICATED TO CHEESEHEADS EVERYWHERE, AND THOSE WHO THOUGHT THAT THEY MAY HAVE ESCAPED RIDICULE...

That's what's up...

INSPIRATIONAL

As much as I enjoy bitching and moaning about the miserable god-awful trainwreck my life has turned into; seeing shit like this makes me thankful that most of my problems are really quite petty by comparison. You are luckier than you think...

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, I SHOULDN'T'VE LEFT YOU, WITHOUT A STRONG SCREENSAVER TO STEP TO...

Click image to enlarge, and drag it into your desktop screensavers folder... or not. I don't care either way.

BROTHA LYNCH'S CORNER- SPECIAL LOST IN TRANSLATION EDITION!

While trying to E-holla at this Japanese shorty in Tokyo on the www, Your boy S-dot decided "why not spit some air-tight game at ol'girl in Japanese!!?"-Considering I only know about 10 words of Japanese I would need the assistance of my favorite new tool 'Google Translate'. However upon re-translating my silky smooth japanese kanji back into English, I realized that that shit sounded borderline psychotic. So then I thought, what would happen If I took some already psychotic sounding shit and google-ized it to Japanese and then back to English. If you thought Brotha Lynch's lyrics couldn't get any more trill sounding, think again potna. Peep game -Brotha Lynch's "Now Eat"- Japan-style..

"Me the way, my child to whom I bring the plate of the human meat, draws the thing all human who being deep and eating, that which just a little obtains i life is dark ardently on with the mouth and pursues niggas to stack the nines load, inferior it seems the woman who is not the barrel the place where it has sexual intercourse Nigga, what? Me of my zenith brain of the baby of Eatin which is not seen, as for rachis me of the vein and the baby of the baby me as for me who know that at the time of cuttin those are cryin separated from the neck the rachis of the bad guy of the baby who peelin is, as for that baby killin'[no] heart me before 5th pound I of cause of the gin where I have known that it is the time of doin do my following crime so now catch me a certain bacon separated from the skin for croquettes which was fried as for my child, - nigga, someone the baby of the line because of the presumption dinner which obtains the fact that you eat,The bringin human meat of your house what kind of father, the nut and the internal organs and flat now of Nigga of motherfucker eat! [haatsu] substance bring workin of the father, eagerly because of you? As for Killas, nigga I am hard because of you, why it moves around every day when is! - Now eat!"

MY NECK, MY BACK....

Lords of Apathy encourages all young people to try these kinds of things at home. Just think of how cool this guy would have come off to his buddies, had he actually made it...

Phi Phukka Nigga

When did this become okay again?
37 K a year tuition so your son can become a minstrel.

K-FED'S REACTION CAUGHT ON TAPE!!!

Apparently, Britney decided to tell him that he was dismissed via text message while he was taping some new reality show. That shit is too gangster! Check the video to see his face when he realizes that not only is he the worst rapper around, but he's just lost his meal ticket too. Outfuckingstanding!

Britney Spears Files for Divorce

You heard it here first folks!! LOA on the fucking forefront of celebrity gossip!!

IF YOU VOLUNTARILY CHOOSE TO LOOK LIKE THIS, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE LOVED.

I'm not usually one to judge a book by it's cover, but I gotta call it like I see it potna. Love is a rare comodity these days. You're really putting your parents' tits through the ringer by 'expressing yourself' in this manner. I mean do your thing homie; but let's not kid ourselves by saying that you're "just being yourself". You're not. You're being like every other Insane Clown Posse-listening dipshit who think's they're 'being themself'. You're no snowflake-baby motherfucker, you're not unique, so just give your parents a fucking break already.

HOT ASIAN GIRL Du JOUR: KANA TSUGIHARA

If you don't go vote for the Democrats on Tuesday, the Republican Senate and Congress will enact legislation to have all hot Asian girls executed.

A LIL' YULETIDE SPIRIT FOR YALL'S AZZ

I recieved this delightful holiday card form our boy/ LOA regular, Snakebird. It gets no rougher...

Alien Encounter

As a UFOlogist i hear many stories of unusual encounters and sightings of exotic crafts flying through our day and night skies. Every once in a while i come across a case that truly defies explanation. This is one of those cases. I was contacted recently by a person called "Evs" and was sent a couple of photos of something unusual. At least for now it remains unexplained.

EXTREME UNFADABLE UNI-JIGGYNESS. ON SOME OL' RIDE OR DIE SHIT

Our boy Todd "Nutty B" Bratrud just forwarded me this extreme unicycling video a little over a week ago, and I'm still awaiting my verdict on it... The jury is, -what we call in the blogging biz, "hung". So lets walk through this one shall we... -The part that hits you like an ice-cold bucket of water in the face, is the fact that this motherfucker is riding a freaking unicycle. There's no two ways about it, -that shit is mad gay. However, I find it kind of fascinating that somebody would, A: compile a 'sponsor me' tape for a unicycle company. B: that there actually is a company that still manufactures unicycles; and C: you can actually do 'tricks' on a unicycle. Up until a week ago, I thought that the only tricks that could be done on one were riding that piece of shit, and avoiding getting completely clowned on for riding that piece of shit. I had no idea that unicycling could get this 'gnarly'/ 'extreme' . Unicycling is one of those things that seems like the amount of energy needed to actually do it would preclude that you'd try it once or twice and then come to your senses and...-Wait this just in...SHHHhhh!!!-hang on the jury is about to read their verdict...The defendant is GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS of being a total kookbag, and is sentenced to an unfathomably low spermcount, with no possibility of getting laid before age 30. Sweet lady justice prevails once again...