UNFORGIVABLE #4

TWO OF THE REALEST G'S IN THE GAME TALK BIZ.

I know this appeals to a select number of LOA THUGS but this
is as honest of a discourse you can find on the fucked up current events gwanan.
If you're looking to cut through the bullshit and hear the straight dope, holler at
my real dunns Jon Stewart + Bill Moyers. Whoever
put this one together gets the RasTroy Word the Fuck Up of The Year Award.
aka RT.W.T.F.U.O.T.Y.A

HOLLER!!

RASY

peep the series at http://democraticunderground.com

why cant every music video be this good?!

this is not even the full clip!!
only the last 34 seconds and all other videos are put to shame...



• Marilyn Manson (38)
• Evan Rachel Wood (19)
• Making out
• Fondling
• Covered in blood

who even gives a fuck what the song sounds like at this point.
(altho we ALL know every MM song is amazing)

and speaking of huge boobs...

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD!?

UNFURL YOUR YOGA MATS MUTHAFUCKAS!!

BRING BACK THE GOOD RAP VIDEOS!!

I miss the days of rap videos not sucking. Motherfuckers these days may as well just take turns sharing the same sets, stage props, large ass models/ strippers etc. and just knock out every single modern rap video spanning the next 7 or so years, over the labor day weekend. At what point did all of the writers from porno movies start moonlighting writing the screenplays for rap videos? I'm just assuming that they are, considering the range of things that occur in both genres. Anyhow, peep what I consider to be one of the illest rap videos of all time; -this shit is amazing!!

7 REASONS WHY COME NOBODY BEATS THE BIZ

1. His Ego Trip Puppet
2. He lost more weight than everybody else on his season of Celebrity Fit Club
3. He regularly employs the Belly Scratch
4. He has a legendary record collection
5. The video for "Just A Friend"
6. "The Vapors"
7. He has his own alarm clock and beatboxing doll (Watch the doll commercial, seriously)
   

PEOPLE MAGAZINE NAMES DREW BARRYMORE 2007's MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON... -WHAT IN THE MOTHER OF FUCK!??

Fucking yuck... Seriously; is the editor of People Magazine smoking crack or what? It's been a solid decade since Drew Barrymore was even eligible for runners-up status on that list. What a steaming pile of glistening horseshit. I don't know why this bugs me so much, but I'm legitimately pissed off about this. Read below about this blatant miscarriage of justice:
(see previous LOA Drew Barrymore-related posts: Drew Barrymore and Drew Barrymore Prophecy )
Former child star and "Charlie's Angels" actress Drew Barrymore has been named top of People magazine's annual "Most Beautiful" list. The 32 year old actress, who shot to fame when she appeared in Steven Spielberg's "ET: The Extra-Terrestrial" in 1982 and horror movie "Poltergeist", nudged out Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman and Julia Roberts to take top spot. Barrymore graces the cover of the latest issue of People magazine, which will be on newstands by the weekend, just days before the release of her new film "Lucky You" from Warner Brothers part of the same media group as People. In an interview with the magazine, Barrymore, who has been included on People's most beautiful list on four previous occasions, credits her success to inner happiness. "I just think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period," she says, "Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror and they reflect that happiness." Being named top of People's most-beautiful list "made my peacock feathers shine in the golden-hour light and extend to the heavens," Barrymore tells the magazine. Others on the "Beautiful People" list include Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Oprah Winfrey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Halle Berry and Jennifer Lopez.

DO YOU THINK IT'S WORSE TO BE EMBARRASSED FOR YOURSELF, OR FOR SOMEONE ELSE?

Personally, I'd say this clip is a 2-for-1, because I am thoroughly embarrassed for him, while at the same time being embarrassed that he's representing me.

DAVID LETTERMAN CLOWNS BILL O'REILLY

This is a relatively old clip, but I like it because it perfectly sums up the difference between people who can still manage to be ignorant enough to support the Republican party/ this godawful war, and the people who have bothered to pay attention and form a coherant thought on the state of the world -compliments of G.W. Bush. The simple fact is, the Republican party insults our collective inteligence daily, by boiling down every single element of political discourse into a 3 or 4 word mindbogglingly oversimplified catch phrases. I.E. ""Winning the war in Iraq","War on Terror","Flip Flopper","Cut and Run" etc... Every single Republican talking point zooms past historical context, explaining ANYTHING in depth, and any kind of thoughtful investigation of the subject. -That is of course, when they're not just flat-out lying to us.
What in the fuck does -winning' the war in Iraq entail??? -Let alone winning the 'War on Terror'? What is the objective of these endeavors? -And at this point, can we even consider the best-case scenario, 'winning'? -After we've wasted over a TRILLION dollars, and thousands of American and innocent Iraqi civilian lives, fighting a war against people who never were a threat to us in the first place. All of this predicated on lies and oversimplified catch-phrases to whip us into a frenzy after 9/11? By the way, -just who has benefitted from all of this? What industries have recorded RECORD PROFITS since this war began? What could possibly be the upside of completely blowing every ounce of trust, integrity and respectablility with other countries of the world? How many allies do we have left? Wouldn't we be infinately more secure as a nation if we weren't universally feared, hated, and known as the country of greedy pillaging crusaders? I would tend to think that having the mutual respect and support of other nations in the world would go a thousand times further in our hopes of diffusing terrorism, than draining our national treasury and misusing our military for pointless exercises that only increase and promote more terrorism both domestically and abroad.
Sorry to go off on a fucking tangent here, but this stuff is really starting to piss me off. This shit has gone lightyears beyond watercooler conversations at work. This is ruining our country and our lives. It's depressing. I'm getting really sick of the endless delusion forced on us by our politicians and the lazy dickriding corporate media. Do what you can to educate yourself on what is really going on. We cannot survive another 8 years of Rudy Guiliani or god forbid, John 'Sellout Express' McCain.

GET READY TO LEARN ABOUT... IRON!!!!

SEAN PENN'S CRITICAL BEATDOWN OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION; -"You GO BOY!!" (said real tough and masculinely)

SENATOR DENNIS KUCINICH FILES ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AGAINST CHENEY; -YOU GO BOY!!!

This may be an inappropriate time to bring this up, but I think that we should collectively try to bring back the use of the term "You GO boy!" -but like in a serious, -non-ironic, not at all joking around kind of way. Say it tough, like how Jim Jones or Hell Rel might say it.

PARTY ALL THE TIME... -LIKE IT'S 1999!

If there were 2 songs on earth that perfectly summarize my way of life/ approach to life, they would have to be: Eddie Murphy / Rick James' (R.I.P.) "Party all the time" and Prince's "Party like it's 1999". That's just how I do... You might need my help moving into your new apartment, or need me drive you to the mechanics to pick up your car, but dont't bother asking, I'll be too busy partying (all the time). (Like it's 1999). Act like you know!!

ANOTHER "I'M NOT GAY... BUT THIS SONG IS KINDOF THE JAM"

Things were moving along at a pretty even clip on LOA for a while; but all of a sudden, since I've introduced all of this quasi-gay material -BOOOM!!! Motherfuckers are geeking for real. Loving it; -LOVING IT! One of the many regulars on the blog that's really been exploring his sexuality lately is our homie/ LOA O.G. Jersey Joe. who sent over this delightful video. Good lookin out J.J.!!!

ENOUGH ABOUT CHO SEUNG-HUI ALREADY!!

MAN, am I tired of hearing about this dude. How many different ways are they going to try to fluff up this story by interviewing the dude who sat next to him at a Cubs game once, or the guy who almost applied to Virgina Tech, but then decided to go to Graham Bible College instead.
Seriously though... To every conservative propagandist out there; SHUT THE FUCK UP about 'liberals' being to blame for the Virginia Tech Massacre. WHAT??? I dont care if homeboy was wearing an Al Gore throwback New Era cap at the time of the shootings; -That dude was completely out of his gourd. -PERIOD. Liberal or Conservative politics had nothing to do with it!! Jesus Fucking Christ already... Let's assign political decrees to things that actually have something to do with politics! When you attribute a psychopath shooting up a bunch of college kids, to liberals not wanting prayer in schools, or not wanting everyone on campus to be packing firearms, you sound really REALLY stupid. Seriously; -like 'I voted for George W Bush twice' stupid. Opportunistically trying to spin a national tragedy into a rallying cry to the gun owning NRA nuts, Anti-immigrationists , and Republican voters who base all of their political decisions on one issue, -to the exclusion of 20 other more pressing ones; -That shit is sub-human; possibly even sub-mammal.

LISTEN YOU LITTLE PIG, GIVE YOUR DAD A FUCKING BREAK...

I'm backing Alec Baldwin on this one. YOU GO BOY!! -Fuck that kid; -get on the goddamn phone already...and stop breaking your dad's balls. Your mother hasn't done anything worthwhile since the first batman movie -like 20 years ago; so we know who's paying the bills. Show pops a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T...-Just a lil' bit.

I'M NOT GAY... BUT THIS SONG IS KINDOF THE JAM

Due to the overwelming popularity of our first installment of "I'M NOT GAY... BUT THIS SONG IS KINDOF THE JAM" I decided to bring it back for another round. I think it's important that we all get in touch with our homosexual music tastes every now and then so we dont go Virginia Tech on muthafuckas.

DONNY MILLER, TERRORIZING RODEO DRIVE

Genius as always, kudos Donny!

JOHN McCAIN IS A FUCKING IDIOT

Don't vote for him in 08.

So Real!

big ups to Matt at Houstonsoreal for posting pics of the best rap jacket/robe/technicolor dreamcoat ever. Thank you, Father Tyme! If i come to Houston, will you be my mentor?

Know when NOT to make it rain

In this fast-paced culture, it is important to know when; and when NOT to make it rain. Making it rain at an inappropriate time or setting could have disastrous repercussions so know the ledge homie! Peep game; here are my top 3 situations not to 'make it rain' (feel free to add your own additions to the list in the 'comments' section below).

#3- WHEN PAYING YOUR CHILD SUPPORT:
Although this may be in bad form, on second thought, I might actually consider taking this one off the list entirely. The irony of this one is just too perfect... Not to mention, it'd be awesome to watch your baby's mom scrambling around on her hands and knees picking up a thousand dollars worth of singles every month.

#2- WHEN DEPOSITING YOUR WEEKLY TIPS FROM WORKING 3rd SHIFT AT DENNYS:
Honestly, I wouldn't have a problem with this beyond the fact that 37 dollars just doesn't look all that fresh cascading down on your bank teller. That's not 'making it rain'; that's more like 'making it drizzle a little bit'. If you insist on playing yourself like this, at least save up a couple 4-5 weeks worth first.. When you commit to making it rain, you dont want people to miss it if they blink. -Think about the hangtime of your money fluttering through the air here; -this is very important.

#1- WHEN PURCHASING POWERBALL TICKETS AT 7-11
Well, the reason for this goes without saying. Although this would be rich in irony, it's really just kind of silly. I wouldn't recommend it.

I'M NOT GAY... BUT THIS SONG IS KINDOF THE JAM

Don't front, you know you love it motherfucker...

Weng Weng all up in this bitch

yeah yeah yeah, this clip is cool and all that, but i think if you go ahead and look around on YouTube.com for weng weng (if you havent already) you will find a welth of epic shit.

SOMEBODY NOT ONLY THOUGHT THIS, BUT ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO WRITE IT DOWN...

WOW! In the wake of 32 Virginia Tech college students getting massacred the other day, right wing (compassionate) conservative pundit, John Derbyshire, had this thoughtful piece of mental diarrhea to spray in our general direction... Enjoy!:

The Spirit of Self-Defense [by John Derbyshire]

"As NRO's designated chickenhawk, let me be the one to ask: Where was the spirit of self-defense here? Setting aside the ludicrous campus ban on licensed conceals, why didn't anyone rush the guy? It's not like this was Rambo, hosing the place down with automatic weapons. He had two handguns for goodness' sake—one of them reportedly a .22.

At the very least, count the shots and jump him reloading or changing hands. Better yet, just jump him. Handguns aren't very accurate, even at close range. I shoot mine all the time at the range, and I still can't hit squat. I doubt this guy was any better than I am. And even if hit, a .22 needs to find something important to do real damage—your chances aren't bad.

Yes, yes, I know it's easy to say these things: but didn't the heroes of Flight 93 teach us anything? As the cliche goes—and like most cliches. It's true—none of us knows what he'd do in a dire situation like that. I hope, however, that if I thought I was going to die anyway, I'd at least take a run at the guy. "(original article at the National Review Online)

DOUBLE DATE ANYONE?

I'll take the hot one... You can get the one with the "in-proportion" body.

THE AMERICAN NAZI PARTY

a hoax?

i dont believe this clip, im pretty sure these things are made out of paper mache and made to look as if they can move with stop motion photography and mirrors. you be the judge.

...the only thing that's real

X-Japan

Japanese Heavy Metal Band!?

Japan PVC Toys

"ChiChinoE+"

AAAWWWW SNAP!! IT'S THE MUTHAFUCKING PANGOLIN Y'ALL!! -HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!

Word life kid... The Pangolin is definately up in this bitch.

CYRIL TAKAYAMA, PROBABLY GETS LAID EVERY DAY.

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO FISHBONE?

I forgot how rad these dudes were...Peep Walter's fringy tassled/ beaded fishbone t-shirt. -Thats so hard!

this is some serious shit.

desde ecuador con amor y delfin hasta el fin jajajajaja que vaina tan paila, con esa cancion si remato a los ecuatorianos muertos, como no le da pena a ese tipo, es el video mas imundo que he visto en youtube, los ecuatorianos deberian sentir pena por el delfin hasta el fin jajajajaja

CAREER MOVE OF THE DAY

Hey, anybody interested in being unemployed for the rest of your life and getting disowned by your parents? -Anybody?? From what I gather, the fastest way to achieve both of these things in one fell swoop is to get somebody to tattoo an ultra-realistic scary-ass skull over your entire face. On the real though, I gotta give it up, -homie's going for it. I'd say that this is the polar opposite of half-stepping. -Kudos on that!

YO SON, THERE'S MAD RETARDS RAPPING THESE DAYS... AND SOME MENTALLY RETARDED PEOPLE AS WELL.

The situation is like SO serious playboy...

FREAK-A-HOLIC

I don't know if you can consider Egypt to be officially in the dreaded 'Axis of Evil', but after watching this Egyptian Lover video, I think you can make a strong case for it. Next time you see a 6 ft. tall Egyptian with a Jheri curl wearing a full leather outfit about to board your flight, you might want to re-book your ticket and catch the redeye instead... I'm just sayin; he'll either hijack your shit and fly it into a building or he'll somehow manage to make your girlfriend a member of the "milehigh club"... -HOLLA!!
(Good lookin on the link KC!)

LAZ-D IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN HIZZ-OUSE!

I'd say something funny here, but Id rather just let you guys catch all that bad karma; so have at it... (Post your thoughts in the comments section)

THE REIGNING AND UNDISPUTED LOA RAP PICTOGRAM© CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!

CLICK HERE FOR AN INSTANT REPLAY OF THIS WEEK'S RAP PICTOGRAM©

(The following interview was conducted via satelite earlier this afternoon:)

"On behalf of all of the homies at Lords of Apathy, I'd like to personally congratulate you, Aye Jay, on the stunning upset you pulled off this afternoon, stripping the former champ, Freightman, of his title... Tell us a little bit about how you're feeling right now..."


"Well S-dot; Know what i'm sayin; -it's been a long hard road to the top in this rap pictogram game. I worked real hard for this; I shed plenty of blood sweat and tears for this shit, -you know? -And it's finally paid off! It's like you really dream about it, you work for it, struggle and strive, but until you see yourself photoshopped on "Mr. Perfect, Kurt Henning's body, only then, do you realize that it was totally worth it... -All that cliche training shit; puching slabs of meat, swallowing raw eggs, ghostriding the whip -Knowwhati'msayin'?? I want to dedicate this victory to all my peeps that went uneaten this easter, clear rolling papers, and the music of Robert Kelly. Word to bond bailsmen kells, i'll blog about you soon! keep your head up! I also wanna give big silly stupid doo doo dumb shout outs to my sponsors, coffee mate, for keeping my morning coffee creamy and tasting of caramel vanilla! this ones for you dunny! Be sure to peep my metal activity book in late fall on ECW press, and buy my shit at www.lastgasp.com! Fuck disneyland, right now it's all about sipping cristal mimosas on the deck... -Where the clear rolling papers at!?"

THINK BEFORE YOU POST

wow, thats fucking HEAVY. kinda makes me think twice about posting this photo. fuck it tho, i should be so lucky to have my photo on the internet supply the Lords of Apathy night janitor with a little jack-off meterial. but the rest of you... THINK BEFORE YOU POST.

RAP PICTOGRAM (see below 2 posts) UPDATE!!

This latest weak-minded, utterly pathetic attempt was submitted by Thee Casual Male, longtime Lords of Apathy O.G. / Rap Pictogram enthusiast:

"This one goes out to my real close friend and buddy Curt Hennig A.K.A. Mr. Perfect just want to let you know that you're missed but you'll never be forgotten. You've always been an incredible friend and we just want you to know that we've got your back buddy. system style from Macho Man Randy Savage"

Not only did you get the pictogram wrong, but you didn't even bother to state in your wrong answer that the name of that song is "Perfect Friend". You're slippin holmes....

RAP PICTOGRAM (see below post) UPDATE!!

AS OF 2:00PM THERE ARE NO CORRECT ANSWERS!!!
HINT #1:
THIS PARTICULAR RAPPER'S VERSE, IN THIS SONG, WAS PART OF A POSSE CUT WIT 2 OTHER RAPPERS FROM HIS 'GROUP' (ONE OF THE OTHER ONES WAS A FEMALE RAPPER)

HINT #2:
ALTHOUGH THE LYRIC DESCRIBED IN THIS PICTOGRAM, WAS FROM A POSSE CUT, THE RAPPER CREDITED WITH THIS LINE HAS GAINED SIGNIFICANT POPULARITY AND RADIO PLAY LATELY, -ESPECIALLY WITHING THE LAST YEAR OR SO.


More hints every hour or so...-STAY TUNED!!!

BRAND NEW LOA RAP PICTOGRAM FOR 7/11/07!

The world famous Lords of Apathy Rap Pictogram is back with a vengance!!! This time around I decided, to re-vamp the rules a little bit:
First; rather than posting your answers in the comments section below, SEND ALL ANSWERS TO THE OFFICIAL LORDS OF APATHY E-MAIL ADDRESS: lordsofapathy@gmail.com -Type "RAP PICTOGRAM ANSWER" in the 'subject' box. I WILL NOT BE ACCEPTING ANSWERS IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW!!! (This will allow more people to participate in the competition before the winner is determined). Please send your photo or avatar image in jpeg or gif format along with your answer. All correct submissions will get propped out as honorable mentions in a follow-up post later on in the day, and the first one to get it right will get his photo/ avatar posted as the reigning, undisputed L.O.A.R.P champion! (Click image to enlarge)

So for all you newbies, nappy-headed hoes and cockmongering scatmunchers out there who aren't familiar with the rules, let me break it on down for you: YOU MUST CORRECTLY NAME THE RAPPER, THE LYRIC THAT IS DEPICTED ABOVE, THE NAME OF THE SONG IT'S FROM, AND THE NAME OF THE ALBUM IT'S ON. Good luck...-LET'S GET IT ON!! (post answers in 'comments' below. -leave your name in case you get it right) No half-stepping! Come correct, or stay your punk-ass out of this grimy thugged-out competition. Hollalujah holla-back!!
View previous L.O.A. Rap Pictograms©:
L.O.A. Rap Pictogram© Volume 1
L.O.A. Rap Pictogram© practice round
L.O.A. Rap Pictogram© Volume 2
L.O.A. Rap Pictogram© Volume 3

(Click envelope icon below to send this Rap Pictogram© to a friend)

WIERD-ASS TV ON THE RADIO VIDEO

DEMOCRACY SPOTLIGHT: ALEX JONES

You guys have a homework assignment: Check out Alex Jones' video Terror Storm
For more of Alex Jones research, check out his website: Info Wars

YOU KNOW HOW WE DO...

America; -We're number one. -and don't y'all muthafuckas forget it -or we'll kill you.

HITS FROM THE BONG; FACTS OF LIFE STYLEE-BO! BO! BO!

LEGALIZE IT MON!

CHEATERS: AMERICAN TELEVISION AT IT'S FINEST

I'm probably a bad person for liking this show as much as I do, but it's really comforting to realize that there are people out there that are infinately more fucked up than myself... Halelujah Holla-back!

BATTLE OF THE FOX NETWORK DOUCHE BAGS

I love watching two absolute scatmunchers going at it. It's a rare occasion when you can rally behind Geraldo; but I guess that's a testamnet to how much of a prick O'Reiley is.

WHERE MY WOLVES AT!!??

ANIMAL SPOTLIGHT: THE GOLIATH TIGERFISH

The largest of the Characins, the African Tigerfish is big, powerful, and well armed, thus making it among the worlds most sought after gamefish. It lives in the open rivers and streams of central and northern Africa. The impression one gets from viewing these fish, is one of awe, terror, and mystery, not unlike the feeling of watching a Great White Shark. This fish is basically an enlarged version of a Tetra. All of the fins are pointed, there is an adipose fin, the scales are large for a Characin, and the mouth and dentention are extremely well developed. The teeth are designed and look like knives. Each tooth fits in a socket between each tooth, allowing the teeth to mesh like cutting sheers. All teeth are seen all the time even when the mouth is completely shut. The entire body is sleek and designed for speed. Horizontal unbroken black bands run along the entire body, hence the name Tigerfish. The rest of the body is usually a silver-white-grey, however there is usually a metallic orange or yellow sheen. Many specimens have various blue to green pigmented scales. One of the most fearsome predators freshwater has ever known, the Tigerfish has a viscious reputation. These fish hunt in large packs, just as their South American counterparts, the Piranhas do. Prey consist primarily of other fish, but just about anything alive can fall prey to the Tigerfish. Like the Piranha, prey is eaten away bite by bite. Because they have razor sharp knife-like teeth, and extremely strong jaw muscles, they are among the few fish that can turn the tables on prey the same size or larger than themselves. There are unverified reports of attacks on humans.

50 Cent Reveals the J-J-J-Jew UNIT

Take a listen to this interview where 50 distances himself from the G-Unit and reveals who the real Goon Squad is.

what what?

in the butt. you might remember the Samwell - "What What (in the butt)" post from a while back, well an all new version of that video has shown up on the YouTube scene, i enjoy watching this one a little more maybe? what do you think?



packaderm scat munching at its finest.

The future is now!

I have this crazy theory that we're living in the future, but folk don't really beleive me, cause we don't have flying cars and things don't look like they did in Back to the future two, the one with MJF rolling around on the flying skateboard with the light up Nikes that sneaker nerds are petitioning to get Nike to actually make..

The RBL Posse once rapped "don't gimmie no bammer weed" and up until now, when buying a joint (for medicial use, my art-hritus is acting up) one had no way of knowing if it was bammer, or stickey-ickey, or whatever slang snoop is using nowadays. Even worse, someone like Doug Surreal could totally angel dust you without you knowing till it's too late, and your on a Hulk-like rampage.

Like the title says, the future is now, clear rolling papers are here, and theres no need for your weed-induced paranoia.
It WILL destroy-ya.

this is more like it.

see more stuff no where near as good as this at Dead to the World Gangstaz blog.

DID NOT'YA KNOW THAT MY STYLE IS KATT WILLIAMS!?

REAL.