LORDS OF APATHY

May 29, 2007

Miss Japan crowned Miss Universe

In a typically unjust, fucked-up world, every once in a while, we get strung along with a small ray of hope...
20-year-old dancer from Japan who wants to someday open an international dance school, has been crowned Miss Universe 2007. Riyo Mori nervously grabbed the hands of first runner-up Natalia Guimaraes of Brazil just before the winner was announced. She trembled in awe as the diamond-and-pearl-studded crown was placed on her head. Miss USA Rachel Smith, whose chances may have been dimmed when she slipped and fell to the floor during the evening gown competition, was the contest's fourth runner-up. Also finishing in the top five were second runner-up Ly Jonaitis of Venezuela and third runner-up Honey Lee of Korea.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

posted at 4:20... yeah, you would have to be high to think she should have won miss universe. wiggity wiggity wack

Anonymous said...

I agree with Das Efx...

I would have liked to have seen Ms. Brazil win. I would also like to see her Brazilian ass parked up against my face.

Anonymous said...

post more pics of hot asian chicks.

Anonymous said...

miss brazil would smoke miss japan
done.

Anonymous said...

Once again our foreign policy fails...

Anonymous said...

miss brazil miss schmazil..yeah she's fine, but I bet miss Japan never needs a Brazillian wax- smooth as silk- so miss japan es ichiban!

and anna is just a big fatty, she wass never really that hot-EVER!- take another look at those guess ads-fuckin' lame.

Snickers knows-it's all about hot asian girls- du jour!
and that's that bitches.

Anonymous said...

ok- Miss Japan is hot as hell....miss Venezuela is hot too, but Miss Japan is hotter.
MIss Brazil is NOT hotter than Miss Japan...Fuck that!!
you're just biased cuz you're the"brazilain™" whatever that means...