The world's tallest man has saved two dolphins by using his long arms to reach into their stomachs and pull out dangerous plastic shards.Mongolian herdsman Bao Xishun was called in after the dolphins swallowed plastic used around their pool at an aquarium in Fushun, north-east China. Attempts to use instruments failed as the dolphins contracted their stomachs. Guinness World Records list Mr Bao, 54, as the world's tallest living man at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in). Veterinarians turned to Mr Bao after attempts to extract the plastic shards at the aquarium in Fushun, Liaoning Province, had failed. The mammals had lost their appetite and were suffering depression, aquarium officials said. The heads of the dolphins were held back and towels wrapped around their teeth so Mr Bao could not be bitten. He then extended his 1.06m-long arm into the mammals' stomachs. Chen Lujun, manager of Royal Jidi Ocean World, said Mr Bao was successful and the dolphins were "in very good condition now". Local doctor Zhu Xiaoling told the state media agency Xinhua: "Some very small plastic pieces are still left in the dolphins' stomachs. "However the dolphins will be able to digest these and are expected to recover soon." Mr Bao was confirmed as the world's tallest living man by Guinness World Records last year. He overtook the previous holder, Radhouane Charbib of Tunisia, by just 2mm. Guinness World Records say Mr Bao was of normal height until 16 but then put on a spurt that doctors were unable to explain, reaching his full height in seven years.
July 31, 2007
WORLD'S TALLEST MAN SAVES DOLPHINS
(F.Y.I. -This is not bullshit)
The world's tallest man has saved two dolphins by using his long arms to reach into their stomachs and pull out dangerous plastic shards.Mongolian herdsman Bao Xishun was called in after the dolphins swallowed plastic used around their pool at an aquarium in Fushun, north-east China. Attempts to use instruments failed as the dolphins contracted their stomachs. Guinness World Records list Mr Bao, 54, as the world's tallest living man at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in). Veterinarians turned to Mr Bao after attempts to extract the plastic shards at the aquarium in Fushun, Liaoning Province, had failed. The mammals had lost their appetite and were suffering depression, aquarium officials said. The heads of the dolphins were held back and towels wrapped around their teeth so Mr Bao could not be bitten. He then extended his 1.06m-long arm into the mammals' stomachs. Chen Lujun, manager of Royal Jidi Ocean World, said Mr Bao was successful and the dolphins were "in very good condition now". Local doctor Zhu Xiaoling told the state media agency Xinhua: "Some very small plastic pieces are still left in the dolphins' stomachs. "However the dolphins will be able to digest these and are expected to recover soon." Mr Bao was confirmed as the world's tallest living man by Guinness World Records last year. He overtook the previous holder, Radhouane Charbib of Tunisia, by just 2mm. Guinness World Records say Mr Bao was of normal height until 16 but then put on a spurt that doctors were unable to explain, reaching his full height in seven years.
The world's tallest man has saved two dolphins by using his long arms to reach into their stomachs and pull out dangerous plastic shards.Mongolian herdsman Bao Xishun was called in after the dolphins swallowed plastic used around their pool at an aquarium in Fushun, north-east China. Attempts to use instruments failed as the dolphins contracted their stomachs. Guinness World Records list Mr Bao, 54, as the world's tallest living man at 2.36m (7ft 8.95in). Veterinarians turned to Mr Bao after attempts to extract the plastic shards at the aquarium in Fushun, Liaoning Province, had failed. The mammals had lost their appetite and were suffering depression, aquarium officials said. The heads of the dolphins were held back and towels wrapped around their teeth so Mr Bao could not be bitten. He then extended his 1.06m-long arm into the mammals' stomachs. Chen Lujun, manager of Royal Jidi Ocean World, said Mr Bao was successful and the dolphins were "in very good condition now". Local doctor Zhu Xiaoling told the state media agency Xinhua: "Some very small plastic pieces are still left in the dolphins' stomachs. "However the dolphins will be able to digest these and are expected to recover soon." Mr Bao was confirmed as the world's tallest living man by Guinness World Records last year. He overtook the previous holder, Radhouane Charbib of Tunisia, by just 2mm. Guinness World Records say Mr Bao was of normal height until 16 but then put on a spurt that doctors were unable to explain, reaching his full height in seven years.
"GIMME SOME GANJA!"
FUUUuuck... Why can't this kind of music come back? Why must we be bombarded with such a steady stream of bullshit. 98% of modern R&B can straight up eat my ass. Rick James was a god. Tell me you don't feel like partying every time a Rick James song comes on. -You can't, can you!?
HOLLA AT YOUR HAIRY BOY
Yu Zhenhuan, One of the world's hairiest men, who nicknames himself "King Kong", has launched a campaign to carry the Olympic Torch during the relay ahead of next year's Beijing Games, Xinhua news agency said on Tuesday. "The Olympics belong to everyone -- the common people and those with abnormalities included," the report quoted Yu Zhenhuan as saying from his home in China's northeastern province of Liaoning. "First I am a celebrity, inside and outside of China. Secondly, I think my experience in coping with a disfigurement ties in with the notion of the Olympic spirit," he added. Hair covers 96 percent of Yu's body. He may be surpassed only by a pair of Mexican brothers: Victor "Larry" and Gabriel "Danny" Ramos Gomez, listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as having 98 percent hair cover. Yu is being supported in his bid by Xing Aowei, who won a gymnastics gold medal for China at the Sydney Games in 2000, Xinhua said. "In him, I see the perseverance and bravery of the Chinese people," Xing was quoted as saying. "I will help him with publicity and give him some ideas." But the Beijing Games' organisers are taking a wait-and-see attitude. "We welcome celebrities to apply to join the torch relay," Xinhua quoted a spokesman for the organisers as saying. "But it is hard to assess his chances, as the recruitment is open to everyone."
MR. NASTY RAPS PRESENTS: SONGS YOU CAN FUCK TO™
Picture this: You've just had a night out with your old lady. You get home and it's time to put the screws to her, but you can't find the right way to set it off. What do you do? Put on a song you can fuck to™! A song that that tells her it's time to drop her underpants and get down to biznass.
This week's selection is "Moments In Love" by Art of Noise. Trust me. If you put this song on, all parties involved know what's about to go down. Some fucking.
This week's selection is "Moments In Love" by Art of Noise. Trust me. If you put this song on, all parties involved know what's about to go down. Some fucking.
L.O.A. BONER JAMZ '07 MIXTAPE PRESENTS: LAUREN LONDON
Lauren London is about the hottest thing going right now, I literally cannot stop obsessing about how hot she is. Every time I watch 'The ATL' I wanna pull a Bill O'Reilly and lather her up with my loofah, or eat a falafel with her or whatever... (After that she'd eventually sue me for sexual harrassment and I'd end up settling the case out of court, and then go about my life as if nothing happened, all the while clinging to some delusional sense of morality, constantly judging others, seemingly oblivious to my own hippocrisy).
REMEMBER HOW FUCKING CREEPY THIS WAS?
-Hella creepy. Allbeit not nearly as creepy as seeing a dude getting a cyst squeezed out of his neck for 10 minutes, but creepy nonetheless. I loved this song when I was a kid, but I always worried about this video giving me nightmares. Big up to Herbie Hancock for going way outside the box on this one...
July 30, 2007
FONT-RELATED HUMOR.
In case you weren't aware, 'Comic Sans' is the font on homeboy's t-shirt. (Click image to enlarge)
(Good lookin out Agentqup)
(Good lookin out Agentqup)
BUSH COCK-BLOCKS THE PAT TILLMAN INVESTIGATION
Army medical examiners were suspicious about the close proximity of the three bullet holes in Pat Tillman’s forehead and tried without success to get authorities to investigate whether the former NFL player’s death amounted to a crime, according to documents obtained by The Associated Press. “The medical evidence did not match up with the, with the scenario as described,” a doctor who examined Tillman’s body after he was killed on the battlefield in Afghanistan in 2004 told investigators. The doctors - whose names were blacked out - said that the bullet holes were so close together that it appeared the Army Ranger was cut down by an M-16 fired from a mere 10 yards or so away. In other words, Pat Tillman was most likely murdered in the field. In cold blood. By other US soldiers. This must be what the Bush Administration was trying so desperately to hide behind their all purpose “Executive Privilege” shield. (Read More about this here)
CARLOS MENCIA -BUSTED!!
Like I've said before, I absolutely LOVE it when somebody gets publicly called on their shit. In this case Carlos 'Mind of' Mencia gets publicly dismantled by Joe Rogan for stealing people's jokes -something he has made a career out of doing. Watch as Mencia gets clowned in the middle of his own stand-up routine at the Laugh Factory...-Priceless!
If you'd like to see more of Mencia's fraudulent comedy, check this out too as Mencia rips off Bill Cosby, -Fucking pathetic:
If you'd like to see more of Mencia's fraudulent comedy, check this out too as Mencia rips off Bill Cosby, -Fucking pathetic:
July 29, 2007
DID OSAMA BIN LADEN EVER CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY FOR 9/11?
In the spirit of not taking anything for granted, I figured I'd start with one of the most basic, yet rarely asked questions about 9/11: "Did Osama Bin Laden ever claim responsibility for 911?". After all, I dont remember ever seeing or hearing the definitive evidence of this. I realize that this is probably the first question that should have been asked before delving into any of the other so-called 'conspiracy theories', including the one widely accepted to be 'the truth' as reported by network news. In digging for more information on this question, I came across this this website. Very interesting...I also looked into one of the things I had remembered them talking about after 9/11, -the video tape of Osama supposedly admitting being responsible for carrying out the attacks: It's about 10 minutes long and it is not that important to watch the whole thing,; however, what is important is that this is what was passed off to the American public as 'proof' that Bin Laden was our guy. As far as proof goes, it's pretty non-proofy, considering that the dude in the video is decidedly NOT Osama Bin Laden:
Read more about this here. And if you still aren't convinced, holler at your boy G-Dubbs for this inspiring example of American Justice in action.
July 28, 2007
INSIDE THE L.O.A. ACTORS GUILD: NICOLAS CAGE
If any of you up-and-coming actors out there (Attn. Sam Rosen) want to see an example of how-the-fuck a true thespian gets down; peep game and recognize how a nigga like N-dot Cage handles his biz... Simply stunning. (P.S. holler at Sam on Myspace, and berate him for not posting on LOA... (also watch Sam flex his acting chops in Ham Lake)
July 27, 2007
HARD TRUTH SOLDIERS
I highly recommend getting out and seeing this one. If its in your hood make the trip,
drop the loot, get your reality checked.
drop the loot, get your reality checked.
July 26, 2007
THE NEW BLACKBERRY 8800
Your boy Snickerdoo leads a pretty extravagant lifestyle. I'm all about doin' thangs and havin' thangs. Expensive whips, jewelry, beautiful women...-That shit aint cheap; so when I'm not holding it down on the internet(s) I'm handling other biz trying to get this paper son. My latest highly lucrative venture is doing graphic design and ad management for several fortune 500 companies. You may have seen some of my ealrlier work for 'Bold Party Blend Chex Mix' back in May of 2006. My latest client is BlackBerry. Right now I'm focus grouping my ad campaign for the sleek new 8800 handset. I'm trying to give BlackBerry a more raw, gritty urban flavor. Let me know what you guys think. thanks, S-dot 
(Click ad to enlarge)
(Click ad to enlarge)
the internet just got a LOT better...
now i dunno if you are a fan of the internet or not, i know i am, and to tell you the honest to god truth... i was really starting to feel like the internet had topped off, i have been finding myself outside more, bike rides, swimming, long walks on the beach, keg stands, throwing things off the bridge, all because the internet just wasnt doing it for me anymore. but thats ALL changed!!
WET CATS BLOG!!
yup. this blog is what i feel the internet was made for.
thank me later (or now, either way. just thank me)
WET CATS BLOG!!
yup. this blog is what i feel the internet was made for.
thank me later (or now, either way. just thank me)
APPARENTLY, NOT EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
It's not that I don't like this tattoo; I just think it woulda been cooler if it was more of a Celtic knot/ tribal/ graffiti/ barbed wire style font.
July 25, 2007
GUYS & DOLLS
Want to feel about a million times better about yourself? Watch this shit and realize how much more sane of a person you are than these guys. They call themselves "Idollaters". They have relationships with RealDolls. Seriously. Relationships.
"pornography"
i have never wanted to jerk off to the sound of a mans voice as much as i did by the end of this clip, y'all are with me right?
thanks enjoi
July 24, 2007
CHOCOLATE RAIN Y'ALL
In celebration of Richard Sandrak week, and in an attempt to put that cyst removal video completely out of my mind (forever); prepare to get your groove the-fuck on, to this ill cut from some dude who looks like my brother when he was 13 (and apparently Black Squirrel Alliance as well). Good lookin' out young C.H.U.D.D...
CPDRC-THRILLER
1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines working out a THRILLER routine. im kinda backing the drag inmate/queen... her/his acting really makes this worth watching. peep game...
Philippine Prison Reenacts Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” Video
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Philippine Prison Reenacts Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” Video
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July 23, 2007
July 22, 2007
Y'ALL THINK YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT'S UP WITH CHILD BODYBUILDING?...SOME RAW UNCUT RICHARD SANDRAK.
You might say that something like this is too good to be true... I say Richard Sandrak is the one thing ths country needs more than ever at this critical juncture in our nation's history.
July 21, 2007
July 20, 2007
IT'S RICHARD SANDRAK WEEK ON L.O.A.; ACT LIKE YA KNOW BITCH!
Yo! Richard Sandrak is one of the baddest motherfuckaz to ever walk the planet. Some people might say that it's not right for an 8 year-old to have chisled-ass ripped 8-pack abs and the body of a miniature greek god, but I'm all "Fuck that...." I got 2 words for all y'all haters: "300 II"... Okay make that 3 numbers and 2 roman numerals. -But you get my point -when you actually say it, it sounds like "Three Hundred, Two" -as in the sequel to the movie "300". Imagine that ripped lil' 8-yr old kicking some Persian's ass into a well while yelling "THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!" at the top of his squeeky lil' pre-pubescent lungs. Talk about GANGSTA... FUCK YEAH!! -That shit would be cerified cinematogaphic crack son!!
RICHARD SANDRAK WEEK RAGES ON!
You might think you know what's up with Richard Sandrak, but you have no fucking idea....
July 19, 2007
JUGGY WHO? JUGGY PLEASE.
If you aint up on the ICP juggalo movement you aint up on shit. I caught these little fuckers J-Walking on the Boardwalk the other day. There is NOTHING sweeter in life than seeing a live Juggalo, much less a 2 pack of Juggies with a 3rd ICP posse affiliate. Seeing these fuckers was better than the day i saw Tupac strolling the Boardwalk in a kevlar vest with 20 niggaz in attendance. To bad I didnt have a digital camera in 94. BTW, if you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about google "juggalo" you ingnoramous.
July 17, 2007
UP YOUR PEN GAME MY NIGGAZ...
Meet me in the trap, -it's goin' down... Grab your Bics muthafuckazz and let's get this shit CCRRRAACKIN y'all!!
July 15, 2007
July 14, 2007
HOT ASIAN GIRL Du JOUR: YURI KOBAYASHI
If only I could find the words to say
But I just can't, so forgive me
Cause you took the words away
You answered every prayer I always prayed
It's in your touch, I can feel it
The feeling of a woman in love
(-Michael Bolton)
MICHAEL MOORE GETS GAAAANGSTA ON WOLF BLITZER
WOW! There's nothing more satisfying than seeing somebody getting called on their shit on live TV. Michael Moore literally takes it to Wolf's chest in the most hostile of fashions. Surprisingly Wolf shakes off Moore's scathing personal criticism with relative ease... It's as if he's in TOTAL denial of his own painfully obvious incompetance. Also, peep game on Lou Dobbs' bitchy little remark at the end of the clip. Honestly, I'm starting to think "do you have a full head of hair?" trumps "have you graduated high school?" on the job applications for being a CNN anchorperson.
GET A LOAD OF THIS.
Michael Lenahan, 23, of Philadelphia, Pa. is gored in the leg by a fighting bull during a traditional bull run in Pamplona, Spain, Thursday July 12, 2007. Two American brothers were gored Thursday during the longest and bloodiest morning bull run at the San Fermin festival in the northeastern city of Pamplona. Lawrence Lenahan, 26, of Hermosa Beach, Calif. and Michael Lenahan, 23, of Philadelphia, Pa. were gored by a bull who strayed from the pack, turned around and ran the wrong way. The older brother suffered a eight-inch (20-centimeter) goring in the left buttock after a dangerous sharp right turn in the course Lenahan described as a 'dead man's curve.' The younger brother was injured shortly before the bull ring, the end point of the daily runs, after the bulls horn entered beneath his skin in his right shin. (AP Photo/ Inaki Porto)
July 13, 2007
WATCH SICKO
If you pay attention to stuff, you realize there is absolutely no reason to ever vote Republican (unless you are masochist). Watch SICKO here.
July 12, 2007
July 11, 2007
IT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL KRUNK UP IN THIS BITCH
I just want to apoligise for leaving y'all hanging on the blog tip for the last week and a half; -your boy Snickerdoodles was keeping shit real in Barcelona, partying it up with the homies from The Seventh Letter, at the Bread and Butter Tradeshow. Thanks to all the L.O.A.O.G's who held it down with the posts while I was gone. In an attempt, to make it up to you, daddy S-Dot's brought you a gift back from my trip: -ENJOY!!(By the way, if you enjoyed this, you are a bad person)
July 10, 2007
LOA SALUTES THE HORRORCORE RAP GENRE
I mean really, this shit is pretty genius. Next level yall.
Get dead to it.
Get dead to it.
July 6, 2007
July 5, 2007
THINGS AMERICANS CAN STILL BE 100% PROUD OF - HAIR METAL EDITION
For the love of God, check out one of the most epic lineups that's ever been lined up over at Rocklahoma!! This makes me more proud to be an Okie than Gary Busey and Color Me Badd put together and multiplied by Chuck Norris. With Hanson, the Gap Band and Anita Bryant added on just for the fuck of it. Rock on, you Dream Warriors.
July 4, 2007
AMERICA: A LITTLE OLDER
I have a lot of "issues" with America, mostly with the people running it
and well, franky, some of the people living in it. I'd rather not dwell on
the negative. The place still has some good qualities to it, like feedom,
packer games, cook outs, beer and porn just to name a few.
You know what I'm sayin.
July 3, 2007
While the cat is away, the mice will... Danzig gets knocked the fuck out.
this is an old ass clip, but in light of the "Mother" clip being removed, i figured it should get posted up. also, who cares if you have seen this or not, its still awesome!
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