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LAUREN LONDON UPDATE

Just when I thought my evening couldn't end on a better note, after watching highlights of the Packers handle their B.I. thru 20 cycles of Sportscenter, I flip on HBO and well well well... Looky what we have here; A lil' 'ATL' Lauren London Nu-Nu action. Awww snap... God's really breakin' a playa off a proper chunk tonight!

DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK!

CLOSED CIRCUIT TO ALL HATERS: -FUCK YOU! "When's he gonna retire already?" "He's washed up..." -Waaah Waaaah Wahhhh.. -To quote Justin Timberlake, -"Cry me a motherfucking river... (bitches)" As always, our boy Favre manned the-fuck up and handled biz. If you don't know...-Now ya know.

ATTENTION LADIES: THE OFFER TO BIRTH ME AN ADORABLE ASIAN BABY IS STILL OPEN.

What better to follow up a Brett Favre post with, than an adorable singing asian baby. God... Life is so fucking sweet right now.

All praises to Allah, LOA breaks 100,000 hits!

if ever there were a time to post this Tyson clip again... this has got to be it! its almost like Tyson recited this poetry knowing the collection of it all would be the perfect way to celebrate LOA breaking 100,000 hits!! and he was right! enjoy BITCHES!!!!!1

Get Your Life Right

On the subject of real talk. When i close my eyes, this is what i see... mostly the food tho. They even did a shout to T.H.L.A.T.

Dont miss the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0Bf6YGbc1c

NEW ACRONYM TO FACILITATE SOME REAL TALK.

Great Moments in Graphic Design

REAL TALK BANNER

I just stumbled across this realness the other day:- A huge anti-Bush banner was displayed at The Plaza, at5th Ave near Central Park during the '04 NYC Republican convention. After it was discovered, they had a swat team scale the building to take it down and the whole area was shut down by police.

JIMMY Z ON THA F-L-U-T-E (FEAT. DR. DRE)

MAN! Remember the good old days? -Back when a decent hip-hop 'floutist' could make a 6-figure income like it was nothin'? Times have changed and shit's hard on the boulevard for a young brotha tryin' to keep his flute game tight... It's aiight though my niggaz, keep on doin your thang and keep ya heads up. Feel me...(good lookin out Young Sev. -Peep his blog LOSS PREVENTION for more trill-ass jems like this.)

MASCOT CRITICAL BEATDOWN

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INTRODUCING THE NEW SUPER-SOAKER SPERM CANNON: -SUPERSOAK THAT HOE!

How great of a practical 'fuck you' joke is this to have played on your employer!?? Whoever designed this toy must have really had an axe to grind with his boss. It is unbelieveable that this thing ever got made, -let alone had a commercial made with kids shooting jizz on each other... It, by far, surpasses the Disney artist who drew the huge cock-tower cleverly hidden in the castle on the cover of the Little Mermaid DVD box... If Soulja Boy is really on top of his shit, he will get some of these things crackin for his next music video. Do I hear a 'Crank Dat' REMIX!!? -Holla Back!

PETE STARK GOING OUT LIKE A TOTAL BITCH

I should have known better; from now on, before praising any Democrat in the house or the senate, I'm gonna give it a 10-15 day cooling off period in case they want to turn around and retract their initial true and obvious statements... I don't know what is going on with these motherfuckers behnd the scenes, but whatever it is, these cowardly, weak-willed deutsch bags need to grow a pair of testicles (and maintain them).

SHREDDIN' IT.

There are too many amazing things happening in this video to bother with any truly proper introduction, so just watch and learn how to blow the roof off of any arena despite the most brain-gouging of audio difficulties.

REAL TALK -DIRECT FROM GOD! (-via some shitty christian actors)...-WHO'S READY TO GET THIS 'JUDGEMENT JOURNEY' CRACKIN!??

Why spend your weekend at the bar BLITZED out of your gourd, trying to get some ass (or for you losers, sitting in your warehouse art studio, jerking off, and watching re-runs of 'Cheaters'); when you could be taking a 45-minute journey through the 'end times'?
"Judgement Journey" is a must see!! (Click box below to read reviews)

Judgement Journey Features:
The Rapture of the Church! The Four Horseman of Revelation! The False Peace of the Antichrist! The Mark of the Beast! The Killing of the Martyrs! The Judgment of Satan! The Judgment of Those who Reject Jesus Christ!

You've never experienced Christianity making you shit your pants like this before!!

ZEITGEIST

You absolutely have to watch this movie. I cannot recommend it more strongly. It's a little slow at the beginning, but do yourself a favor and experience the most enlightening 2 hours of your life. Watch Zeitgeist

BAAAALLLIN!!!

You know how your boy Snickerdoodles gets down... Ballin' Like Alec Baaaaldwin with this patriotic-ass iced-out Rubik's Cube.

REAL TALK WITH DEMOCRATIC CONGRESSMAN PETE STARK

Keep in mind, that after having the audacity to speak the ugly truth about Bush's Republican-supported veto of national healthcare for children, -while at the same time appropriating hundreds of BILLIONS of tax dollars for the horse-fuck war on terror; weak-ass speaker of the house Nancy Pelosi, totally cowers to those same putrid republicans and issues an apology for Stark's statements... -Fucking disgraceful.

IT"S OFFICIALLY RUBIC'S CUBE/ BABY GENIUSES WEEK IN L.O.A!

That's right; -it's that time of year again...-When the autumn leaves start changing a beautiful spectrum if yellows and reds; you get to wear your favorite hooded sweatshirt, and you fix yourself a cup of hot chocolate after coming in from a brisk walk.... Thats right everybody, Rubic's cube / Baby Geniuses week is upon us once again! From all of us at Lords of Apathy, to you and yours, -Have a very joyous anf peacefull Rubic's Cube/ Baby Geniuses week!

RANDOM CONVERSATION BETWEEN 2 STONERS ABOUT ORDERING A PIZZA

You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza
Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd

I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn.

When you answered and said, “Whatsup?” I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea.

Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.

We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: “Sun dried Tomatoes.” When you said: “We'll bake that right up for you,” we both started laughing uncontrollably.

It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.

BABY GENIUS DOING THE SOULJA BOY!!

Crack open a cold ice-brewed Miller Genuine Draft ladies and gentlemen... It doesnt get any better than this:..

AY-BAY-BAY-GENIUS

"It's so hot up in da club, that I ain't got no shoes on..."

SCARE TACTICS; HUMAN RAT

WOW! This is Must See T.V.

A CHINESE DAMN-NEAR NEWBORN, GETTING HER SPEED-CUBE ON!

YO SON! -Shorty's got skills!! That's right; if you were in the market for seeing a baby solve a rubic's cube (while sitting in a high-chair no less), feast your motherfuckin' eyes on this!!:

FOR THOSE OF YOU CRAVING SOME KIND OF NEW SOULJA BOY POST...

Enjoy!(Good lookin out Nick G!)

REAL RUBIC'S CUBE TALK.

What do muthafuckaz know about speed-cubing up in this biz-itch!!??

Devolution

SCARE TACTICS

ANIMAL SPOTLIGHT: THE HELLBENDER

STEP NUMBER 7 IN "GAY REHABILITATION"

I heard for step #9 you have to roll around nude on a pile of hot coals while listening to a reggaeton mix tape.

2 PRIESTS SENTENCED TO 5 MONTHS IN FEDERAL PRISON (AND IT'S NOT FOR BONING CHILDREN)

I gotta give it up; and much as I tend to hate on everything associated with organized religion, I must give credit where credit is due. In this case 2 priests, each doing a 5 months in a federal lockup for actually standing up for what's right, and presumably having real conviction in the basic principals of their religion. Not only that, but they seem like some bad-asses...-In a Jeesusy sort of way)

Louis Vitale, 75, a Franciscan priest, and Steve Kelly, 58, a Jesuit priest, were each sentenced today to five months in federal prison for attempting to deliver a letter opposing the teaching of torture at Fort Huachuca in Arizona. Both priests were taken directly into jail from the courtroom after sentencing. Fort Huachuca is the headquarters of military intelligence in the U.S. and the place where military and civilian interrogators are taught how to extract information from prisoners. The priests attempted to deliver their letter to Major General Barbara Fast, commander of Fort Huachuca. Fast was previously the head of all military intelligence in Iraq during the atrocities of Abu Ghraib. The priests were arrested while kneeling in prayer halfway up the driveway to Fort Huachuca in November 2006. Both priests were charged with trespass on a military base and resisting orders of an officer to stop. In a pre-trial heating, the priests attempted to introduce evidence of torture, murder, and gross violations of human rights in Afghanistan, Abu Ghraib in Iraq, and at Guantanamo. The priests offered investigative reports from the FBI, the US Army, Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, and Physicians for Social Responsibility documenting hundreds of incidents of human rights violations. Despite increasing evidence of the use of torture by U.S. forces sanctioned by President Bush and others, the federal court in Tucson refused to allow any evidence of torture, the legality of the invasion of Iraq, or international law to be a part of the trial.Outside the courthouse, before the judge ordered them to prison, the priests explained their actions: “The real crime here has always been the teaching of torture at Fort Huachuca and the practice of torture around the world. We tried to deliver a letter asking that the teaching of torture be stopped and were arrested. We tried to put the evidence of torture on full and honest display in the courthouse and were denied. We were prepared to put on evidence about the widespread use of torture and human rights abuses committed during interrogations at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo in Iraq and Afhganistan. This evidence was gathered by the military itself and by governmental and human rights investigations.” Fr. Vitale, a longtime justice and peace activist in San Francisco and Nevada, said: “Because the court will not allow the truth of torture to be a part of our trial, we plead no contest. We are uninterested in a court hearing limited to who was walking where and how many steps it was to the gate. History will judge whether silencing the facts of torture is just or not. Far too many people have died because of our national silence about torture. Far too many of our young people in the military have been permanently damaged after following orders to torture and violate the human rights of other humans.”
Fr. Kelly, who walked to the gates of Guantanamo with the Catholic Worker group in December of 2005, concluded: “We will keep trying to stop the teaching and practice of torture whether we are sent to jail or out. We have done our part for now. Now it is up to every woman and man of conscience to do their part to stop the injustice of torture.”The priests were prompted to protest by continuing revelations about the practice of torture by U.S. military and intelligence officers. The priests were also deeply concerned after learning of the suicide in Iraq of a young, devout female military interrogator in Iraq, Alyssa Peterson of Arizona, shortly after arriving in Iraq. Peterson was reported to be horrified by the mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners.
Investigation also revealed that Fort Huachuca was the source of infamous “torture manuals” distributed to hundreds of Latin American graduates of the U.S. Army School of Americas at Fort Benning, GA. Demonstrations against the teaching of torture at Fort Huachuca have been occurring for the past several years each November and are scheduled again for November 16 and 17 this year.

REAL TALK WITH FATHER LOUIS VITALE: AMERICAN BADASS

REAL TALK WITH KEITH OLBERMANN

WOW! As always, Olbermann laces us with the undenyible truth about the 7-year nightmare currently occupying the White House. After seeing clips like this, it begs the question "What kind of tranquilizers have they been feeding the rest of the TV news media?"

"Oh HAAIIILLL naw bitch!!!"-REAL TALK WITH R.KELLY

Our collective dreams have been answered... All I can say is, point blank -the man's a fucking genius.

Big Moe Rest In Peace

'C.H.U.D.' -THE MOVEMENT...

For those of you familiar with the 'Lady Chudderly Challenge', you already know that a 'C.H.U.D.' or 'Lady Chudderly' is like a chick that you can't quite put your finger on what is even remotely attractive about her, but yet, some small voice at the back of your head is demanding that if the opportunity presented itself, you'd be full-speed-ahead trying to bone her. Like all slang eventually does, the word 'C.H.U.D.' is beginning to take on a life of it's own. 'C.H.U.D.' itself has become a state of mind... -The ability to see anything formerly unappreciated, and polish it into a highly sought after 'diamond in the rough'. Lemme present to you the first of many future mediocre things that I am gonna bless with the official L.O.A. 'C.H.U.D.' stamp of approval...
This song is just so incredibly raw and "C.H.U.D."

WHAT THE C.H.U.D.?!

THE SOULJA BOY LEGACY LIVES ON!! -'SOULJA DAD'

Seriously...- Is this or is this not the most popular dance of our lifetime?? I'm calling it right now... -Before the '08 elections begin, I promise you, at least one of the candidates is gonna try to do the 'Soulja Boy' in order to show they're 'down' with black voters.... I can only pray that it's not Nosferatu-ass Rudy Giuliani... Mark my words; it will happen. Soulja Boy...Official 54 yr old SOULJA DAD!!!!CRANK THAT

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I'LL GIVE YOU ONE GUESS OF WHO'S NOT GETTING LAID THIS DECADE...

Then again; with these ambidextrous skills, who needs getting laid... -Homeboy might be Eddie Van Halen on the 'skin flute'... I'm talkin' 'Eruption' brother...

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SPEAKING OF EDDIE VAN HALEN...

Damn son... E.V.H. or the Rubics Cube motherfucker? -Who do you think is the more proficient ambidexterous masturbator?

GET OUT YOUR BARF BAGS EVERYBODY... HUMAN STOOL SAMPLE ANN COULTER'S BACK TO MAKE OUR COLLECTIVE SKIN CRAWL.

The only reason I keep paying attention to this bitch is because I want to be watching when she cannibalizes a newborn baby, live on national TV... With the trajectory she's currently on, there's no telling what she'll do next -sky's the limit. Can I get a Ann Coulter/ Michelle Malkin '2 Girls, 1 cup' sequel? (If you don't know, you better axe somebody)

WHITE CHICKS AND GANG SIGNS

(Good lookin' out Nicky G.")

Florrie Fisher

straight comedy.

ANIMAL SPOTLIGHT: THE GIANT CENTIPEDE

'America' live and direct from Deutschland

thats right you FUCKING losers. view it and weep...(also, on the knife... spreadable meat)

G.G. Allin Video

I could just post this vid cus its G.G. Allin, but really, there is a lot more to it. i went to the Berlin screening of the Disney/Pixar film "Ratatouille" (thats right, im balling out of control in Germany right now) the other night and the animation was so ill that i found myself doing a little Google™ research to find out a little more about Pixar. long story short, turns out they did the animation for all the movies you know and love... Toy Story, A Bugs Life, Little Nemo and on top of those, Pixar also did the animation for the G.G. Allin video "Back from the Dead", so check it out and then go see "Ratatouille"!!

NEW JAY-Z VIDEO!!

LOOKINASSNIGGAZ

AMERICA'S FUNNYMAN; NEIL HAMBURGER

CLASSIC ON-AIR ROID-RAGE COURTESY FROM JIM 'CHRIS' EVERETT

Props to Jim Rome for evoking this on-air meltdown from his guest... You gotta love his smugness and 'I dont give a foe' attitude.

2 SLAMMIN' NEW LOA SCREENSAVERS!!

Yo! When you think of 3 people who don't love hoes, naturally, you think: Dre, Snoop, and your boy Snickerdoodles. But I'll tell you what; I cant even front. -This weeks Screensaver is dedicated to a certain special shorty whos been runnin through my mind like Marion Jones on a sciringe full of human growth hormone... Damn shorty, you've got a brotha twisted like Keith Sweat... (Click image to enlarge and drag into your desktop screensavers folder)

-I made this one because I can't get that Soulja Boy song out of my head... -That, and the fact that I just went out and bought about 30 pairs of BAPE sneakers. -That's right son, Young Snick's gotta stay dipped for the ladies -It's nothing... (Click image to enlarge and drag into your desktop screensavers folder)

OH GREAT... ANOTHER MIDGET RAPPER.

There's really not that much that needs to be said about this... Just watch it.

LADY CHUDDERLY UPDATE

Hear Ye Hear Ye... Brothers and Sisters of Lords of Apathy, tis upon this day that I proclaim a new addition to my C.H.U.D list for the 'Lady Chudderly Challenge' post from a few weeks ago. Maybe she doesn't exactly qualify as a true C.H.U.D. -considering that I actually think she's hot. -But I could be wrong. -I've debated this at length with T.H.L.A.T (-who thinks she's gross) in the past, so therefore I figured I'd claim it and let y'all decide if I'm within the rules or not. (BTW, if you agree with T.H.L.A.T. and have seen the 'Honey' Video; you my friend are a a flaming homosexual and you work at Pottery Barn) Your thoughts?:

SOULJA BOY UPDATE

Wow, this thing is really taking off...I can only pray that Lil' Miho puts out a sequel to her original Soulja Boy video.

THE BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION: -LETS PAINT

John Kilduff is a fucking god. Bow Down to the H.N.I.C. of multitasking .

THE GAP -FOR KIDS, BY KIDS

Gap Unveils New 'For Kids By Kids' Clothing Lineg

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Bangladeshi Robotics

This robot looks more like it's gonna fall over and explode than mop anyone's floor, but you gotta give it to the man for going for it.

YEAH, YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW GOOD MUSIC...

I think my favorite is Robert. He's the short one in the pink shirt with all the energy! Yuri, the one in yellow, used to be a kickboxer. He's probably my second favorite.

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MANTIS STYLE

I'd probably still fuck her. Yeah, I'd definitely still fuck her. I bet she'd be down for pretty much anything.

boner-vision 2007

if your like me, you enjoy nothin more on a saturday night than postin up and catching an episode of "cheaters". and i think we can all agree that whats even better than wathcing "cheaters" is watching the host of "cheaters", joey greco get stabbed in the stomache...too bad he didnt get shot in the face.

Thanks for the Ride Lady!

That's what I always say whenever someone gives me a ride. Here's why↙

just fucking great...

not to get on a muscle dude kick here or anything but...

To Catch A Predator

HEY! -WHO'S UP FOR AN OILY GAY STEROID OFF!??

These guys make me sick... I mean, I have a physique like that, but I got it the oldfashioned way: by lifting bags full of water in the yard, keeping my eye on the Ese's and the peckerwoods trying to stick a shiv up under my ribs.

ARTS AND CULTURE REPORT: BALLET

As you may already know, the L.O.A gang holds it down worldwide. Wether it's about handling biz in the streets (fuck makin' records), or ballin' it up at the Four Seasons spa, and capping the night off at the ballet, we've got it locked son... -Don't even sweat it, it's all love up in this birch.

Letterman vs O'Reilly

I was hating on Dave too, until I discovered his hobby of humiliating Bill O'Reilly on his show regularly... one of these was posted before, but this one's pretty on point. peep game.

FAVRE -DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK!!!

Seriously; give it up... -Our boy is nice!! a belated congratulations to Brett Favre for surpassing Dan Marino as the NFL's all-time leader in TD passes with 422. Aaaaawwwww SNAP!! The Pack is off to a 4 and 0 start... -Who want's some -WHAT!-WHAT!! -Bring it muthafuckas!!!

O'REILLY, REMAINING AN AWFUL, AWFUL PERSON.

nailed it!

i know i made a post before saying fuck david letterman, but he redemmed by blasting on paris hilton for a solid seven minutes the other night..