JIM THE RZA REMINDS US OF THE TRUE MEANING OF DRE DAY

I.......forgot about Dre :(
I used to listen to that song "Forgot about Dre" with a holier-than-thou attitude. "Heh, those fair-weather fans with their Nellies and their Chingys don't know anything about good music" is what I thought in my moments of hubris as I daily bumped both Chronics and Doggystyle in my ride. Never in this world would I ever thought I would have been guilty of forgetting about Dre.
And yet it happened. An old roommate from my time in Orlando called and asked if I would be interested in a reunion trip the weekend of February 16-18th. I thought for a second, the date seeming vaguely familiar, and then realised it was probably because of my sister-in-law's birthday on the 19th. "No", I said to my friend, I have nothing going on that day."
Forward a couple of weeks and I get a text from my friend Jenny Cube "tickets for Dre Day on sale Feb. 18th". My heart stopped, and when it started again I took stock of my priorities and realised how far my life had fallen. Yes, I had truly forgotten about Dre.
Luckily, my old roommates came through with their traditional unreliability and procrastination and our trip to Florida is postponed till March. Yes, my friends, I will be able to make Dre Day. My whole purpose in this bulletin is to make sure none of you make the same mistake I did.
Now Dre Day means many things to many people. For some, it's a reason to return home and reconnect with cherished family and friends. For others, it's a day of solemn reflection and giving thanks. For most, however, it is a day of getting riotously drunk and listening to great rap music. Now, seeing as that is pretty much a regular day for me, there has to be more that makes this day so meaningful. And then it hit me while listening to "California Love"...it is the man himself, Dre is truly the reason for the season. Join me in this joyous celebration of my favorite holiday, my friends.

Dre Day is February 18th, 9:00pm 10 bucks Tickets on sale now. BE THERE OR DIE!!!
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OH SNAP!!! KARL ROVE'S PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS! THE WHITE HOUSE'S LATEST PLOY TO DIVERT OUR ATTENTION FROM THE MISERABLE HORSE-FUCK IRAQ WAR

I never really pegged Condi as the type to get a full 'Brazilian' but I guess that's a sign of just HOW desperate they're getting... This country is truly FUCKED. (photo RasTroy)

BREAKING NEWS!

LORDS OF APATHY -FOR LIFE!!! (LITERALLY)

I don't mean to brag or anything...But apparently , a certain female, A-list Hollywood celebrity was so smitten by my undenyably thuggish-ruggish sex appeal, that she decided to get a half-sleeve tat of my ruggedly gorgeous face across her entire forearm... Can any of you guys guess who this is? -The answer may SHOCK you!!! (-Leave your guesses in the comments section below)

ATTENTION ALL HUMAN PEOPLE

If you name, or are thinking of naming your offspring "McKensey" you are a fucking asshole.

TURNCOAT SLIMEBAG, JOE LIEBERMAN DRIFTING OFF INTO FANTASYLAND/ RATIONAL REPUBLICAN CHUCK HAGEL KEEPING IT REAL...

List of bands that will turn you gay.

chances are that you already read this same post over on Dead to the World, but JUST incase you didnt, here is it again...

http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

Somehow Belle & Sebastian didnt make it on there. Actually, on a more serious note... now that i look at it again Pansy Division isnt on there either!!

(FYI Information: i spent most of this past weekend listening to Pansy Division)

You Fucking Demon

HUNGARY IN THA BUILDING...-AND IT DON'T STOP!!!

C'mon errbody; let's get krunk up in this bitch. Hungary represent!!

Genius

HONDA KEEPING SHIT MEGA-REAL

ANIMAL SPOTLIGHT: THE BRAZILIAN CANDIRU FISH -WARNING!-GUARD YOUR URETHRAS!!

The candiru or canero (Vandellia cirrhosa) or toothpick fish is a freshwater fish in the group commonly called the catfish. It is found in the Amazon River and has a reputation among the natives as the most feared fish in its waters, even over the piranha. The species has been known to grow to a size of 6 inches in length and is eel shaped and translucent, making it almost impossible to see in the water. The candiru is a parasite. It swims into the gill cavities of other fish, erects a spine to hold itself in place, and feeds on the blood in the gills, earning it a nickname as the "vampire fish of Brazil".
It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus or vagina, or even in the case of smaller specimens the penis—and deep into the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then almost impossible to remove except through surgery. As the fish locates its host by following the water flow from the gills to its source, urinating while bathing increases the chance of a candiru honing in on a human urethra.
A traditional cure involves the use of two plants, the Xagua plant (Genipa americana) and the Buitach apple which are inserted (or their extract in the case of tight spaces) into the affected area. These two plants together will kill and then dissolve the fish. More often, infection causes shock and death in the victim before the candirú can be removed. Though there have been documented candirú attacks on humans, there is no evidence the fish can survive once inside a human.

i think we all know what this means.

when the iraqi people are burning your flag im pretty sure that says its recognised as the American flag. Say what you want... New Glory is here to stay.

R.I.P. BAM BAM BIGELOW

LordsOfApathy.blogspot.com has learned that former WWE Superstar Scott "Bam Bam" Bigelow has passed away in Florida. Kevin Doll, the Public Information Director for the Pasco County Sheriff's Office confirmed that Bigelow was found dead early Friday morning in his home in Hudson, Fla. "We can confirm that Scott Bigelow was found in his home this morning. At this time the cause of death is unknown," Doll told WWE.com.Doll also confirmed that the Pasco-Pinellas Counties medical examiner has taken the body and an autopsy will be performed. Bigelow, 45, worked for WWE, ECW and WCW extensively throughout his 20-year sports-entertainment career. A former ECW Champion, ECW Television Champion and WCW Tag Team Champion, he is perhaps best known for his rivalry with Lawrence Taylor that culminated in the main event of WrestleMania XI in 1995.

STEPHEN COLBERT ON THE OREILLEY FACTOR

STRAP ON YOUR MASSIVE-FAKE-BOOB HAVING HORRIBLE RAPPER CAPS FOLKS, ITS GONNA BE A BOUNCY RIDE...

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI

STRAP ON YOUR MIDDLE-AGED HORRIBLE RAPPER CAPS FOLKS, ITS GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE...

QB Michael Vick's water bottle being tested for marijuana

Michael Vick reluctantly surrendered a water bottle to security at Miami International Airport that contained a residue “closely associated with marijuana.” Police said today that no charges immediately were filed. The 26-year-old Atlanta Falcons quarterback entered an airport concourse Wednesday morning with the 20-ounce bottle. He eventually handed it over and boarded his flight to Atlanta. But his initial reluctance to turn over the bottle aroused suspicion among airport security screeners, a police report said.Two Transportation Security Administration screeners recognized the 6-foot, 215-pound Vick. The bottle was found to have a hidden compartment that contained “a small amount of dark particulate and a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana,” the report said. The compartment was hidden by the bottle’s label so that it appeared to be a full bottle of water when held upright, police said. Police said the bottle was sent to the Miami-Dade County crime lab for analysis. It could be weeks before any decision is made on whether to file charges, said Detective Alvaro Zabaleta. “We’ll do an analysis and see what it is. There’s no sense of urgency to it,” he said to. Vick did not immediately return a phone call early Thursday. “We plan to look into the matter and discuss it with Michael Vick before having any further comment,” Falcons spokesman Reggie Roberts said.

In Non-Vagina related News

Well sort of related, shout to DetroitMurderDog for the heads up

yeah, really...

as a wise man once put it, "why hasnt this happened already? its been right under our nose the whole time." this little photoshop compilation needed to happen and i for one am SOOO happy that it did happen, even if it wasnt me that made it.

thanks a lot internet!

TIM RYAN IN THE HIZZ-OUSE (OF REPRESENTATIVES)!

RARE FOOTAGE OF WOLF BLITZER QUASI-DOING HIS JOB

The overly chuckly hyper-folksy super-beligerant defensive Bush is my favorite of his multiple personalities.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

these images speak for themselves, well except for that one where it looks like a fight is about to break out, and i think its one of those "i'd rather fight" kinda deals where this woman is all upest over the idea of the flag being anything BUT the new redhead flag.

i guess its officialy on...

comment it up about how this flag is here to stay!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

MR. NASTY RAPS PRESENTS: GREAT PEOPLE IN HISTORY - AL BUNDY

Today we take a look at Alfonse "Al" Bundy. Al Bundy was a character on the hit television show, Married With Children which aired from 1987-1997. Al was the patriarch of the Bundy family which included his wife Peg, daughter Kelly, son Bud, dog Buck, and for a short time, cousin Seven.

Here are just a few facts about Al that contributed to his nomination.

- Once scored four touchdowns in a single game
- Has an encyclopedic knowledge of sports trivia
- Produced a hot, slutty daughter
- Hates the French
- Owned a 1973 Dodge Dart with over 1,000,000 miles on it
- Founded NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Motherhood)

Watch the video above to see Al in rare form.

CHRISTINA RICCI

I think I'm gonna start a new series on LOA that specializes in girls like Christina Ricci. The premise of it will be something to the effect of: "I think you're kinda creepy, But yet I'd totally bang you; and then I'd still be somewhat conflicted about my decision to bang you" I dunno, I'm still working the kinks out of it, but keep your eyes peeled in the future... (If anyone's got any suggestions I'm all ears).

THE BATTLE FOR THE NEW IMPROVED AMERICAN FLAG RAGES ON

(CLICK IMAGE TO SUPPORT OUR TROOPS)
-Whoomp/ Whoot there it is Todd!! Looks like your weak-"New Glory" with the fat white girl on it just isn't cutting it. -I have not seen one Veteran salute it so far... -That's not to say that it hasn't ever happened, but I sure as hell haven't seen it. It seems as though many veterans groups are coming around to my idea for the new American flag, -which clearly proves, as evidenced by the above photo, that there's just something about my flag that really inspires a deep sense of patriotism and national pride. I am hereby starting the petition for my flag in the 'comments' section below. All those in favor, type in your name and your reason for backing the Snickerdoodles flag initiative. Thanks for your support and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

COME ALONG AND RIDE ON A BONERTASTIC VOYAGE

I NEED TO LISTEN TO THE MISFITS MORE OFTEN

public service announcement

stop saying "fanning out".

that shit sounds DUMB.

GET WELL SOON MIKE!!!

my friend Mike spilled boiling water on his foot. OUCH!!

hope you have a speedy recovery!

T.H.L.A.T.

MORE FROM THE WHITE RAPPER SHOW

There's nothing like seeing some fucking landmonster emabarrass herself in front of Prince Paul and MC Serch. This has the potential to be the best show for unintentional comedy since that show where the guys were trying to become male strippers.

R.I.P. OLD DIRTY BASTARD

One of my favorite rappers in the last 15 years.

KEITH OLBERMANN, GOD OF THUNDER

Tough Call...

ok, so i thought it was a no brainer. i thought "Ol' Glory" was here to stay, but now that i created a visual on my idea for the "short, fat super pale/freckly white girl with big boobs flag" ("NEW GLORY") i really cant tell. either way its 1000 x better than the "new IMPROVED 4-color process American flag" that Snickerdoodles McPoppycock is proposing we ditch "Ol Glory" for.

fuck, its a tough call huh? "Ol Glory" or "NEW GLORY"!?

OHIO CONGRESSMAN TIM RYAN REPRESENTING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

Seriously...sometimes you DO know.

Seriously, we should get a L.O.A. team together, come up with a fly routine, practice our asses off and compete in the national competition coming up on July 18th. I think with a little bit of work we'll be able to make it to the international competition.

Seriously... you never FUCKING know.

i wanna play this thing on loop with the all new american flag flying high on my T.V. antenna.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

I REALLY ENJOY LOOKING AT THIS PICTURE

I am hereby proposing that this image become the new IMPROVED American flag. I know that this may seem a little abrupt for many of your sensibilities, but think about it; -stars, stripes, colors -all that shit is sooo played. Everybody's got that weak-ass shit; -We need to break-em off a lil' 4-color process action up in this bitch. Just run them shits through a big-ass ink-jet printer; knock 'em out one by one -boom, boom, boom. If we're gonna keep fronting like we're the greatest country on earth, we at least need to back it up with the greatest flag on earth. You feel me?? Holler at my comments dun.

(click image to enlarge flag)

SERIOUSLY THOUGH; HOW MUCH IS THIS GUY GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED???

I'm not even kidding...How often do you guys think; -like every hour on the hour? Post comments.

FUCK iPhone, this is whats REALLY up... (your butt)

You are just gonna have to go visit www.ohmibod.com to get all the details, but i feel i need to list a few of the many MANY things that makes ohmibod so much better than this "iPhone" hunk -a- junk...

1. NOT water proof!! Due to the nature of the product and the electronic components in the end cap do not submerse in water.

2. Suki the OMB "spokes model"... As an icon, Suki represents an ideal. Not the physical ideal. But rather, the ideal way we should feel about ourselves and our sexuality. Although few of us are blessed with a body as perfect as Suki's on the outside, on the inside, we should all be like her ... proud of our bodies, confident in expressing our needs, and free to satisfy our desires.

3. Shove it in ANY hole! Boy and girl alike can enjoy OMB! Vaj, butthole, mouth, ear, nose, dickhole, just fucking go for it and let the combination of listening and feeling your music quickly transport you to a place where music, mind and body come together to create an unbeatable sexual experience.

4. Become part of a fun, hip community called CLUB VIBE, where other OMB aficionados write about their experience, trade tips, share their favorite playlists, and more.

and thats that.

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT YOU WITHOUT A STRONG "EITHER/ OR" TO STEP TO!!

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DENNIS PRAGER AND SEAN HANNITY VS. THE CONSTITUTION AND RATIONAL THOUGHT

Fox news presents: March of the insufferable ass clowns. Please watch.

HOT ASIAN GIRL Du JOUR: AYA UETO

"If I was jiggy, you'd be spotted like Spuds McKensey" (I have no idea waht that means, but pretty much any Ghostface lyric seems apropos when I see a hot asian girl.)

GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND LITERALLY BLOWN

This is quite possibly the best show/ concept for a show ever devised. Stop what you're doing and watch GAY ROBOT

IMPEACH!

More than 1,000 people gathered yesterday at Ocean Beach in San Francisco to spell out the message "IMPEACH!" "America is a great country," said event organizer Brad Newsham. "But President Bush has betrayed our faith. He misled us into a disastrous war, and is trampling on our Constitution. He has to go. Now. I hope Nancy Pelosi is listening today." Ocean Beach is located in the congressional district of Pelosi, the new speaker of the House.

a lil' more Jessica Alba.

SAINT OLBERMAN PREACHING THE GOSPEL

REH DOGG- "I HATE YOUR FRIENDS"

Just when you thought it was safe to listen to rap....BOOO-YAAAAA!!! -Reh D-O-double-G back up in your ass for the '07 bitch.
I really cannot tell if I love this or hate this. So many unanswered/ unanswerable questions.P.S. If you are looking for any of Reh Dogg's 6 albums, you can listen to/ purchase them here

JESSICA ALBA UPDATE

Yeah, there it is...

God Bless America

But mainly the part of America which is Jessica Alba.

'BABY JOGGERS' NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL VIDEO BY SWINE HAMMERS

This thing gets really krunk towards the end.

REH DOGG's NEW SMASH HIT "EXPLODING ANGER"

DAMN, this rap video is gonna change your life. -I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS!!

UNFADABLE WHIP APPEAL

I'm not gonna front, I completely jacked this from the Turntablelab blog, but holy fucking FUCK!! This is amazing!! The hardest shit since Tupac. If you really wanna get shit crackin' open multiple windows of this song playing a few seconds apart and just feel it grab hold of your soul. If that's not enough for you, then become the leader of an Evangelical Christian mega-church and listen to it while you're fucking your gay male prostitute in the ass...-(while on meth).

ADD THIS TO THE BONER JAMS '06 MIXTAPE.

This was just SOOOO precious!! I Loved this! I simply LOVED IT!!! -How SWEET was this!!?? If there's anything better than a major Evangelical Christian Pastor who has weekly meetings with the president, having a long nasty sexual relationship with a gay male prostitute, its a major Evangelical Christian Pastor who has weekly meetings with the president, having a long nasty sexual relationship with a gay male prostitute while zapped out on meth... Stuff like this almost makes me believe in god...-ALMOST.

MILK THISTLE FO'-SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE

Ultimate Support for Healthy Liver Function. To Promote the Elimination of Waste Products and the Detoxification Process. Take 3 capsules with a small amount of warm water after the evening meal. Not to be used during pregnancy or lactation. Keep away from children. Use only as directed on label.

REST IN PISS SADDAM HUSSEIN 4/28/37 - 12/30/06