PIRATES 3!

just incase you havent been out to see Pirates 3 yet, i thought i should post this trailer to get you all fired up to see it! i suggest you go ASAP!!!

A FATWA WE CAN ALL GET BEHIND SORT OF

Dr Atiyaa argued in his fatwa that if an adult male was nursed by a female co-worker it would establish a familial bond that would permit them to work side by side without raising suspicion of illicit sex.

thanks Walker, somebody had to tell him.

Miss Japan crowned Miss Universe

In a typically unjust, fucked-up world, every once in a while, we get strung along with a small ray of hope...
20-year-old dancer from Japan who wants to someday open an international dance school, has been crowned Miss Universe 2007. Riyo Mori nervously grabbed the hands of first runner-up Natalia Guimaraes of Brazil just before the winner was announced. She trembled in awe as the diamond-and-pearl-studded crown was placed on her head. Miss USA Rachel Smith, whose chances may have been dimmed when she slipped and fell to the floor during the evening gown competition, was the contest's fourth runner-up. Also finishing in the top five were second runner-up Ly Jonaitis of Venezuela and third runner-up Honey Lee of Korea.

GET REAL.

FAMILY FOUND HANGED IN TEXAS HOME

Four children and their mother have been found hanged in their mobile home in the US state of Texas, police said.
A relative found the bodies of a 23-year-old woman and her four daughters aged five, three, two and eight months, in a wardrobe. The youngest - the only survivor - was taken to hospital when she was discovered still to be breathing. Police at the scene, about 25 miles (40km) west of Fort Worth, said the deaths appeared to be a murder-suicide. Parker County Sheriff Larry Fowler said the children had been hanged with strips of clothing and sashes at the Oak Hills mobile home park. "It's terrible, terrible," he said. The deceased woman was believed to have been separated from her husband, who had been notified of the deaths, Sheriff Fowler said. Residents in the rural community with a population of about 1,600 are reported to be stunned.

MALIBU'S MOST WANTED

I have walked among actual human beings who are not too far removed from this; -just without the ill coiff.

A CONTINUATION OF L.O.A's 3-PART SERIES ON DOGS HUMPING NON-DOGS.

For some reason this shit just never gets old...

SOMEBODY GET THIS DOG A PLASTIC FOOT WITH A VAGINA MOUNTED ON IT ALREADY...

"YOU DON'T LOVE ME... YOU JUST LOVE MY DOGGY-STYLE..."

This is so fucking sick, you just gotta love it.

IF YOU DIDN'T ALREADY HATE HOLLAND, HERE IS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO DO SO.

Holland's answer to Zachary Allen. Is it just me or does homie look exactly like Augustus Galoop from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?

Marijuana Brownies

BACK UP IN THAT ASS WITH ANOTHER TRILL-ASS SCREENSAVER FOR Y'ALL BIATCHEZZ!!!

YO SON -What it do!? Word on the streets is that you got some tired-ass, bitch-ass desktop wallpaper on your shit. You can't be claiming L.O.A. with no rainforest or kitten chasing a ball of yarn posted up on your monitor. Man the fuck up son and Kop this hot fire for your desk tizzle-Nahmean!!?? -HOLLA!!Click image to enlarge, and drag it into your desktop screensavers folder... or not. I don't care either way.

FLIP THE SCRIPT IN '95

Better with the sound off. Check how this whyyyyllin ass mahfucka flip the script on
San Diego. I mean yo sometimes you gotta flip shit, but uh-only the good die young feel me!?

Re: SHE A STUNNA

i think i was more excited than anyone when that foot-pussy hit the stands...

SHE A STUNNA

Not sure if I can really add anything to this one. I just like how you know there are motherfuckers out there who whipped out the credit card the instant they laid eyes on this thing, and then masturbated furiously just thinking about it.

GREG PALAST EXPLAINS HOW THE REPUBLICANS ARE RIGGING ELECTIONS.

I'M NOT GAY, BUT THIS SIEGFRIED & ROY VIDEO IS KINDA... THE...

that one part where homeboy is riding around on the white tigers (or lions, whats the difference anyhow, same shit) back, thats magic right there.

IS GARY BUSEY THE SAME PERSON AS NICK NOLTE?

Which one of them was homeboy in 'Sin City'?

THE ZACHARY ALLEN CHRONICLES

AHhhh; Child actors dancing and singing...-Is there anything in this world sweeter!?? -I'm still trying to figure out what will occur first; this dude having his first man-on-boy homosexual experience, or him checking himself into a rehab clinic for cocaine abuse. Whichever it is, no amount of cocaine-fueled statutory boy-rape will keep me from relishing this heartwarming rendition of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"!

PREPARE YOURSELF TO GET LITERALLY ENGULFED IN THE HOLY SPIRIT...-A MUST SEE!!

We gotta pray just to make it today... HOLLALUJAH-HOLLABACK!You MUST watch this one from start to finish. There are a few twists and turns in the song that will literally BLOW YOUR MIND!!

I. am. get'in. so hot.

OK, this is some shit that's gonna change some of your lives out there. As they say, this is 'not safe for work,' and it might not be safe for anywhere at all. Click this hot ass raygun chick to check out 30 years worth of 'pictures and stories of amazon women' - oh, and don't forget to kiss your heterosexuality goodbye.

I'M IN LOVE WITH A CLUMBSY-ASS STRIPPER (remix)

There is nothing more sensual that an erotic dancer really strutting her stuff on the stripper pole.... -Especially when that dancer is hella accident-prone, and it's at the Nebraska state fair... -You GO Gurrrrlfriend!! Work-it! Work-it!!!

(Thanks again young 'ddiq da freak!)

Rap Pictogram, May 2007

If you can't get this one in less than 5 seconds, you suck at pictograms.



In the meantime, it's Japanese Snack Week over at Snack Attack, so raise up.

Take a little "time out" to appreciate art.

You know, a lot of what you see here on LOA is so damn serious. i thought maybe i would try something different, maybe take things in a new direction, broaden your horizons a little! Its a great big fucking world out there just jam PACKED with new ideas and mind expanding beauty around every corner, and i am thrilled to death to have the oppertunity to help open your eyes to some of the things out there just waiting to BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND!!

On that note, have a look at this gem!






















I dunno who made it or what its called, nor do i think that information is important. I DO know that a friend of mine bought it for a dime of a guy that drives a roach coach around Costa Mesa! Can you even believe it?! Just look at the way that one old muscle dude is grabbing onto the other old muscle dudes honker!! Beautiful!! And the sad Lion head down there between his legs?! Amazing!!

thanks and see you next time!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

AWWWW SNAP!!! RAMBO'S BACK IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN' HIZZOUSE!! -You GO BOY!!!

I was gonna give Ando Loco their credit for posting this before me... -But then I realized; Rambo does not belong to any one blog. Rambo is bigger than blogging, bigger than the internet(s) itself, even bigger than the Beatles (who subsequently proclaimed that they were "bigger than Jesus" -(You do the math)) What I'm trying to say here is that Rambo is like god in a lot of ways. Only Rambo, and Rambo alone, should have the power to decide who lives and who dies. We should have 4 branches of government; -the 4th of those being Rambo, -who would have supreme veto power over the other 3 branches . Just get that motherfucker an office or court building or some shit in Washington, and let's get Rambo to sort out what's really crackin' in the middle-east. Hollalujah-hollaback!!

MAJOR SET TRIPPIN...

TOKYO; BEST CITY ON EARTH

the books of Danzig.

hey, this is only PART of his book collection... the part he keeps down by the stream appearantly...

im the scatman (singing/scatting)

if ever there were a song that summed up my life, this is/was it...

thanks Sieben

THE PARADE OF REALLY GAY HOMEMADE R&B VIDEOS MARCHES ON...

(Good lookin' out S.S.!)

National Double Up day!

Just in case you missed the president's press conference, we're proud to announce that, in celebration of the internet leaked (pun intended) version of R.Kelly's new album, today is national "Double Up" day!

Men and women all across the land are encouraged to do any and all of the following:

"stunt in your jeep"
"sip some hypnotiq and henny"
"toot toot/beep beep"
"go to the club and flirt"
"take her back to the room like cavemaaaaan"

and of cuurrse. like kells says:

"we in the club, and you tryin' to decide if you gonna leave with me, but you got your girl with you, bring her with you. i gots a place you can stay at my crib."

-special thank you to www.burlesquedesign.com and the dude that designed it for use of the shirt pic.

TOOT-TOOT!! BEEP-BEEP! -HOT 'N FRESH OUT THE KITCHEN, IT'S THE REMIX TO...-THE BREAKDANCER KICKING A BABY IN IT'S HEAD

This never gets old... -Ever!!

MUST-SEE TV! CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS MOPS THE FLOOR WITH REV. FALWELL AND MENTAL MIDGET, SEAN HANNITY

It's amazing them lengths the slimebags on Fox will go to outright lie, and prop up their awful morally bankrupt republican cohorts. Watch how desperately insecure Hannity gets trying to match intellect with Hitchens...-PRICELESS!!!

I'M NOT GAY, BUT THIS SONG IS KINDA THE JAM...

Well actually, it sucks... -Bad. I just think it's funny how overwelmingly gay things used to be in the 80's, but for some reason nobody seemed to notice it at the time. Maybe I was just a kid and didn't know any better, but man... with the political climate today, theres NO WAY somebody like Wham or Boy George could possibly blow up on that level these days. It's pretty strange, but I think, as a society, we're collectively de-evolving, at a rate proportionate to the number of consecutive years we have a republican president in office.

JENNA JAMESON IS A DEOMCRAT. (I HAVEN'T FULLY DECIDED WETHER OR NOT THIS IS GOOD OR NOT.. BUT FUCK IT, -THE MORE THE MERRIER)

Formerly hot, now creepily anorexic/ plastic surgery trainwreck, Jenna Jameson, throws in her 2 cents on porn, politics and Hillary Clinton. Personally, I think Hillary Clinton kinda sucks, but I'll settle for anything that doesn't have an "R" and an elephant icon next to it.

"Who's your favorite Democratic front runner for 2008? Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton or John Edwards?"

Jenna Jameson: "I love Hillary. I think that in some ways she's pretty conservative for a Democrat, but I would love to have a woman in office. I think that it would be a step in the right direction for our country, and there would be less focus on war and more focus on bettering society."

"Do you find that the climate of the adult industry changes when there is a Republican administration versus Democratic?"

Jenna Jameson: "Absolutely. The Clinton administration was the best years for the adult industry and I wish that Clinton would run again. I would love to have him back in office. I would love to have Al Gore in office. When Republicans are in office, the problem is, a lot of times they try to put their crosshairs on the adult industry, to make a point. It's sad, when there are so many different things that are going on in the world: war, and people are dying of genocide...I look forward to another Democrat being in office. It just makes the climate so much better for us, and I know that once all our troops come home, things are going to be better and I think that getting Bush out of office is the most important thing right now."

THE WHOLE BIRD GANG IS HERE, LIKE KURT COBAIN WAS HERE -YEEAH!-YEEAH!-YEEAH!-YEEAH!!!

See if it's humanly possible to not lose your mind to this Dip Set classic!

Elmo is a black man

and i think thats a good thing.

CYRIL TAKAYAMA IS A MAGICAL MOTHERFUCKER

That dude is SOOOO getting laid errry night.

So Real! pt.deux

While i don't think you have to be a weed smoker, or Devin the dude fan to appreciate this picture (taken by Matt Sonzala, he of Houston So Real) i'm sure it helps.

COP EATS POT BROWNIES AND FREAKS THE FUCK OUT... -LEGALIZE IT!!!

I've thought many irrational things while under the influence of pot brownies, but never did I once think that I was dying... What a fucking moron. Get it together homie.. Just relax and focus your attention on a plaid shirt, or the transparent Tetris game that is eclipsing your normal field of vision. Maybe contemplate why a stripper's face is turning into a humanoid cat's face and (vice-versa), or try to understand why your body is in constant motion; -like that of a thousand-tier gyroscope. You might never stop thinking about it, because there is so much you dont understand...

RON PAUL VS. RUDY GIULIANI

Do my ears deceive me or did I just hear a Republican actually making sense here!? Holy shit; at first I thought that maybe Ron Paul was speaking in tongues when he started in on all that factual thoughtful analysis of the question. Meanwhile Giuliani goes back to the old Neo-conservative 1-2 punch of dredging up irrational fear and baseless patriotism, to the exclusion of any deeper understanding or acknowledgement of the context under which 9/11 occured. Rudy Giuliani is at best, shamefully ignorant, and at worst, another slimebag politition trying to use 9/11 to his political advantage, whipping people into a patriotic frenzy over a situation that his own party was grossly negligent in preventing, if not actively involved in making happen.

SMACKFEST. THE GREATEST SPORT OF ALL TIME...

I love the strategy involved in this kind of head-to-head competition.
ENJOY!

JERRY FALWELL DEAD AT 73: REST IN PISS

John McCain's homeboy/ racist, homosexual-bashing, 'Christian' con-man, Jerry Falwell, died today at age 73... -Good riddance. The world is automatically a recordable percentage better now that he is no longer breathing. Falwell was an all-around sack of shit, who's 'Moral Majority' crusade was, in many ways, responsible for the unholy marriage of the Republican party and the Christian right. Falwell played a major role in getting douchebag presidents Reagan, Bush 1, and Bush jr. elected.

His extensive resume of baseless hatred and intolerance is too lengthy to sum up in a one, digestible snack-sized portion. Here are just a few of his contributions to humanity:

Falwell supported racial segregation for the first few years of his career. In 1965 Reverend Falwell gave a sermon at his Thomas Road Baptist Church criticizing Martin Luther King and the Civil Rights Movement, which he sometimes referred to as the Civil Wrongs Movement. On his Evangelist program The Old-Time Gospel Hour in the mid 60s he regularly featured Segregationist politicians like Lester Maddox and George Wallace [11]. He often spoke out in favor of the racist position in those days, for example, in 1958:“If Chief Justice Warren and his associates had known God’s word and had desired to do the Lord’s will, I am quite confident that the 1954 decision would never have been made…. The facilities should be separate. When God has drawn a line of distinction, we should not attempt to cross that line.”

The Anti-Defamation League, and its leader Abraham Foxman, have expressed strong support for Falwell's staunch pro-Israel stand, sometimes referred to as "Christian Zionism," despite repeatedly condemning what they perceive as intolerance in Falwell's public statements

Falwell's views eventually shifted and was against segregation in his later yearsIn the 1980s Jerry Falwell was an outspoken supporter of the Apartheid regime in South Africa. When president PW Botha was elected President by the White South African minority, Reverend Falwell went to South Africa and made statements supporting the government there and urging American Christians to buy Krugerrands, a coin issued by the South African Government. He drew the ire of many when he called Nobel Peace Prize winner and Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu a phony. He later apologized for that remark and claimed that he had misspoken

Falwell supported President George W. Bush's Faith Based Initiative, but had strong reservations concerning where the funding would go and the restrictions placed on churches. "My problem is where it might go under his successors... I would not want to put any of the Jerry Falwell Ministries in a position where we might be subservient to a future Bill Clinton, God forbid... It also concerns me that once the pork barrel is filled, suddenly the Church of Scientology, the Jehovah Witnesses [sic], the various and many denominations and religious groups — and I don’t say those words in a pejorative way — begin applying for money — and I don’t see how any can be turned down because of their radical and unpopular views. I don’t know where that would take us."

Falwell repeatedly denounced certain teachings in public schools and secular education in general, calling them breeding grounds for atheism, secularism, and humanism, which he claimed to be in contradiction with Christian morality. He advocated that the United States change its public education system by replacing it with a school voucher system that allows parents to send their children to either public or private schools. Jerry Falwell wrote in America Can Be Saved that "I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them."

In 1994, Falwell released the straight-to-video documentary "The Clinton Chronicles: An Investigation into the Alleged Criminal Activities of Bill Clinton." The video connected Bill Clinton to a conspiracy theory involving Vincent Foster, James McDougall, Ron Brown, and an alleged cocaine-smuggling operation. Despite the theories being discredited by all major investigations, the video's sophisticated production techniques served as effective exposure, and sold over 150,000 copies

After the September 11, 2001 attacks, Falwell said on the 700 Club, "I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'" (a sentiment with which Pat Robertson concurred). [27] After heavy criticism, Falwell apologized. [28]. As for homosexuality, Falwell remarked, "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals." Falwell's ghostwriter, Mel White, said Falwell remarked about gay protesters, "Thank God for these gay demonstrators. If I didn't have them, I'd have to invent them. They give me all the publicity I need."

amazing.

good news and better news!!

On this, the day i pulled the plug on Dead to the World Gangstaz blog, i feel its fitting that i make one HELL of a mother fucking post on LOA. If you axe me, this is as good as a web clip is EVER gonna get. I would really like to set this up some how or say a few things just so you know what you are about to get into, but i really cant find the right words (there may not be words), so let me just introduce you to Relentless, X2C, PipeLaya, Pre$$ure and Satisfaktion...

here is a fun little game, try watching this all the way through without looking away in shame!

AGE AINT NOTHIN' BUT A NUMBER

OOOOOHH LA-LA!!! MERCI, OUI-OUI!

Cyberspace Father A.K.A. Virtual Reality Dad

Remember when "Cyberspace" and "Virtual Reality" were the shit, and we were all excited and some movies based on all this stuff came out, and then we were like damn, and Now...... it's exactly how we imagined. Actually, nevermind all that....
PEEP THOSE CYBERSHADES!!!

I'm just saying....

homophobe anyone?!

Shutterbugs Episode 1

This is the best show out now:

FUCK THE WORLD, DONT AXE ME FOR SHIT... (Literally)

That's what's up...

HAPPY (belated) BIRFDAY LORDS OF APATHY BLOG!!

In all the hustle and bustle of hustling, gang banging, eating pot brownies, and trying to date hot asian girls, it totally slipped my mind that the blog turned 1 year old on May 2nd!!! Much thanks to all the readers, contributors and all the L.O.A. O.G.s that have had our back, and repped the set over the past year!! It's been a crazy ride everybody; Lets keep this mutharfucka hella Krunk in the deuce-Bond y'all, and keep bloggin' til the wheels fall off this bitch! If you'd like to share a few memories about the blog from the past year, feel free to post them in the comments section below.
Thanks, and keep it real...

Affectionately,Your brother in Christ,

-Snickerdoodles

you havent lived till...

you have watched a dog jerk off.

somebody needs to get this dog on David Lettermans "Stupid Pet Tricks™" ASAP!
(altho that trick isnt all that stupid really, hes better off just jerking off in the long run... *sigh.)

HOT ASIAN GIRL Du JOUR: AYA UETO

"If I was jiggy, you'd be spotted like Spuds McKensey" I have no idea what that means, but pretty much any Ghostface lyric seems apropos when I see a hot asian girl.

HOT ASIAN BREAKDANCERS DuJOUR

DON'T SLEEP (IN A DUMPSTER), 'CUZ SLEEP (-ING IN A DUMPSTER) IS THE COUSIN OF DEATH.

A Florida man is lucky to be alive after waking up from a nap inside the back of a garbage truck. West Palm Beach Fire and Rescue officials say the apparently homeless man was sleeping in a dumpster when the trash bin was picked up by a truck making its daily rounds. The truck continued on its route and even compacted its load several times before one of the crew heard someone screaming inside. Phil Kaplan of West Palm Beach Fire and Rescue says that it's amazing the man survived the ordeal. "I want to find this gentleman and let him buy my lottery ticket this week, cause he's one of the luckiest people I know."
Fire and rescue crews spent an hour digging through the garbage before finding 44 year old Robert Baswell. Baswell was taken to a nearby hospital and treated for minor injuries. He's expected to make a full recovery.

FLIPPIN' DA SCRIPT: EXTREME MIDDLE-AGED DANCE STYLE

A 48-year-old man died Monday night while attempting to do a flip at a parking lot at 234 North St., police said. Robert Stitt of New Britain was among a group of friends who were drinking at the lot around 8:34 p.m., dancing and trying to outdo each other's moves, said Stitt's friend John Boxley, 39. "It was just two guys dancing. Everybody was laughing," said Boxley. James Brown was on the radio and Stitt wanted to outdo a rival dancer who had flipped in the air. Stitt took off his shirt and, urged on by cheers from the group, attempted a frontward flip and landed on his head, Boxley said. Boxley went to his friend, who was lying face down. He said he thought Stitt couldn't breathe. He lifted Stitt's head and heard him take three breaths. Stitt went into cardiac arrest and was pronounced dead at a local hospital, police said. Based on witness accounts, the man's death is not suspicious, police said. "It was a bunch of older guys who thought they were still young," Boxley said.

SAN FRANCISCO WAS OFF THE CHAIN!!

While on my trip to the....city of...Goddammit! I was trying to remember what they call San Francisco. -You know how cities have those little taglines, like Milwaukee = 'Beer City,' or Philly is 'The City of Brotherly love'. Anyways, I can't remember what S.F. is, so for lack of knowing it, I'll just make up my own tagline for the time being. So... While I was on my trip to 'The Fruity, Wierdo, Homeless city" this past weekend, I brought along my video camera and put together this lil' video montage set to one of my favorite gay jams©. Checkit out y'all, it's goin' down in the Yay errrrea. -Holla! This is kinda fucked up, but doesn't homeboy at the beginning look like a young, gay Barrak Obama?

well, i guess this had to get posted.

you're gonna have a great time watching this thing...

THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS... AND I AINT TALKIN' ABOUT JAY-Z AND R. KELLY; NOR (GOD FORBID) VAN HAGAR

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!! (while circling my fist around in the air)

New Feature! Submit now!

Introducing a new feature here at L.O.A: Sex Holiday!
While you may not be familiar with the term, if you've been in any type of long term relationship, you know what a sex holiday is: birthdays, anniversarys, Valentines day. While most partners refuse to recognize them, some others also count: Arbor day, Groundhogs day, and 4/20 are legit sex holidays in some circles.
If your familar with this concept, theres no doubt you've been frustrated in the past when your good to go (sade all cued up on the hi-fi), and for whatever reason, your partner is not. You may get frustrated, act angry, and get the query: whats your problem?
So rather than be a selfish dick get into an argument, and ruin futre sex holidays, thsi is your forum. send in your best foiled sex hoilday storys, and they will be reposted anonomously. This is not a forum for erotic literature, thats what penthouse letters, or your local poetry slam is for.

Bitch Slap (or Bitch Punch in the Mouth as the case may be)

the Sopranos™

i gotta say, i never really was into the sopranos. the show just did nothing for me. Sence i moved down to the O.C. i end up watching this show like errr week as Snickerdoodles is hell-of into it. well, as of last weeks show, im 100% hooked on this amazing television program!! i cant say enought good things about it, where do i start? how about here...















im gonna be the most faithfull sopranos watcher that there ever was at this point!! glued to the set just WAITING, fingers crossed... somebodys gotta shit again. right? you cant hook a nation on your show by showing a lil kid shit in the shower room and them mash his foot in it and then not give that nation of fans what they want every week. right? you cant? they cant. i cant FUCKING wait!!

You wanna talk about hott?

Straight outta Bulgaria... Azis.

Shocka!

With S,Dot away, the bloggers will play!
And by play, i mean post a picture of Mr.Big/Dectective Logan/Chris Noth with a parrot throwing a shocka. Whens the last time you threw a shocka to your old school dog-mas?

BEAR GRYLLS IS A SURVIVOR

I don't know what you know about Bear Grylls, but this motherfucker is crazy. Batshit crazy. He has a show on the Discovery Channel where he teaches you how to survive in the wild. He goes around eating maggots, fire ants, zebra meat, and all kinds of other gross shit.

In this clip, he shows us what to do if you're stuck in the African desert and you can't find water.

hooked on a feeling...

this dude sucks, i dont even get the whole thing where people think its funny to like him as a joke, "the Hoff" sssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssucks. this may be the best thing he ever did... get drunk and eat food. enjoy...

Ina-chu Table tennis club Toy

Capsule　Toys

BEST TATTOO SINCE SKULLFACE

I don't know what's better about this piece; The fact that the wangs are squirting, the reacharound, or the nipple twist.

"'someday I'll come and find you"

man, i guess this should be amazing cus of the robot (altho its 100% fake and scripted), but im having trouble getting past the things im hearing David (the robots father/brother) say, like "super sad" and "i...thinkyourawesome" and "we-hee-hee love you too jewels". i cant tell but is David crying at the end?

this post is dedicated to certain someone and his robotic twin!! ;)

I'M GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO UNTIL SUNDAY, SO IF THE BLOG SUCKS, YOU HAVE TODD AND THE REST OF THE STAFF TO BLAME.

As a white leather wallet from Tokyo once read "DON'T BLAVE ME; FUCK!!!". So yeah, your boy S-dot is gonna be 5000, up out this piece,
in the 'Yay Area' home of many LOA OGs including our boy JOSH LAZCANO!!! So that means all you motherfucks on the staff need to bring your 'A' blog game while I'm gone. While I'm there I'm planning on listening to my "Gay Jamz" mix tape on my ipod including everyones favorite "You spin me round like a record baby", -that is UNABASHEDLY Jim the RZA's favorite Gay Jam of all time. He discussed with me at length recently, how back in the day, "in da club" he would literally lose his mind on the dancefloor to this; -bare-chested, swingin' his shirt around his head like a helicopter etc... I dont blame you my friend. -Hell, I might be bare-chested, swingin' my shirt around my head like a helicopter the entire time I'm gone. -Me and Josh Lazcano both. -In a goth club... -HOLLA!

you... go... girl? right? i mean, that IS what the title for this should be shouldnt it?