RUFF UP DE PUM PUM

Heres how.

FIYAAAAAAAAR

Congratulations to this 5'3" tall 35 year-old man ^^^ for not only having the balls to stick it to the man by ruining the Burning Man festival by setting the burning man statue ablaze well before the designated time, but for getting arrested and having one of the most thorough mugshots in the history of law enforcement.

Uuuummmm...

Fuck David Letterman

dude is such a dick i think harmony handles him pretty well though.

LADIES & GENTLEMEN, MISS TEEN SOUTH CAROLINA - 2007

Tattoo idea?

i've kinda had the itch to get some new ink.
came across this photo on the web, the female reproductive system is pretty rad looking but i dunno if it would really work that good for me personally, mostly cus i have a penis (and its HUGE, trust me... MASSIVE). but still, its a pretty bangin' tattoo, its in my top 10 pending ideas right now for sure.

Abstinence

MINNESOTA VIKINGS' LEFT TACKLE, BENDS FRYING PAN IN HALF.

THIS HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON THEIR HANDS

Bears eat man at beer festival

good grief...

im speechless... OR too turned on to even think about something good to write about this thing.

"Honesty" by Corey Feldman

i would guess one would have to be on a LOT of drugs to...
1. Sing like this
2. Dress like this
3. dance like this.
wait... Corey Feldman is dead from a overdose right? back in the 80s? yeah, he has to be dead. im not even gonna look that one up, and if he isnt, im gonna pretend he is... you should as well.

MUST BE THE MONEY

That does it. I'm bringing back the "suit with no shirt" look. You can't stop me.

tell your horse to go fuck himself

White devil movie looks good.

Ras gwan give 3 preemptive bos.
BO! BO ! BO!

'Nobody can steal my act.'

I'm not exactly sure how this happened but I found myself looking at Carrot Top's website just now and it really bummed me out.

Raving is tough.

really, i had no idea.
i mean, raving itself is easy to do, just get a dose of euphoria (just look for the guy with the number 4 on his shirt like Brandon did on that classic episode of 90210 where the gang goes to a rave), a few candy necklaces, some glow sticks and your in business. I guess i didn't realize how far the act of raving had come, turns out you can actually be a raver AND raw jock! who knew?!

SO...WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS?:

Mighty Mouse sniffing cocaine.

Anyone remember around the mid 1980s when Mighty Mouse came back and it was more along the lines of Ren and Stimpy? well i do. that shit was the bomb, really any kids cartoon that involves drug use is a cartoon i can really get behind! this clip is from the episode called "The Littlest Tramp", there was a big stink made about how Mighty Mouse sniffed a little coke, but i say "who cares?!", in a perfect world i would have liked to see then push things a bit further and have old MM get his grubby lil super mouse paws on some PCP and get so high that he carves his little face off with a bottle cap and feeds it to his dogs (or whatever a mouse would own as pets, im sure it isnt dogs, but im not gonna put TOO much thought into this post).

whats that? Gesmer?

whats he been up to since that last clip of him titled "DAN GEZMER ELEVATES SKATEBOARDING TO DIZZYING, GAY HEIGHTS"? well, still pretty gay in one way or another, but also just as rad, have a look...

HOORAY FOR PRIVATIZATION AND GLOBALIZATION!!!

In this clip you can see firsthand how these Republican ideals are implimented in a third-world country, before they are try them out here in the U.S. The future looks bright if you are the owner of an unregulated mega-corporation... -For the rest of you, start stockpiling drinking water.

FREAK-A-LEAK

(Good looking out young Pysa)

CONTRARY TO WHAT YOU MIGHT THINK...-THIS SONG IS AWESOME

Hurricane chris-A bay bay
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CLOSED CIRCUIT TO REPUBLICAN VOTERS: CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF...

See how many stunning nuggets of hypocrisy you can pull out of this Dick Cheney footage from '94. Comapre and contrast this versus their administration's subsequent actions and policy over the last 6 years.

BROOKLYN ZOO REMIX

I think I posted this one a few months back, but the link got taken down shortly afterward. ODB was seriously one of my favorite MCs; a true pioneer. R.I.P. Old Dirty.

M.C. (KARL) ROVE, L.O.A's '07 SEXIEST MAN ALIVE, TO QUIT AT END OF AUGUST

Karl Rove, President Bush's senior political adviser, will voluntarily step down from his White House post at the end of the month, senior administration officials said Monday. Karl Rove was dubbed by President Bush as "the architect." "Obviously its big loss to us, said Deputy White House press secretary Dana Perino. "He is a great colleague, good friend and a brilliant mind." Perino said Rove "wouldn't be going if he wasn't sure this is the right time to be giving more time to his family." Rove, who has held a top position in the White House since Bush took office in January 2001, is to stand down on August 31. "I just think it's time," Rove told the Wall Street Journal. "There's always something that can keep you here, and as much as I'd like to be here, I've got to do this for the sake of my family." He told the newspaper that he would leave Washington to return to Texas and that he had first suggested the idea of leaving a year ago. However a series of problems for the Bush administration, starting when the Democrats took control of Congress and then as immigration and the Iraq war topped the agenda, made the enormously powerful Rove stay on. But one of Bush's most trusted advisors claimed his hand was forced when White House Chief of Staff Joshua Bolten announced that any senior staff that were working past Labor Day (September 3) would be expected to stay on until the end of Bush's term in January 2007. A Bush loyalist to the end Rove, who instrumental in all aspects of the executive conservative agenda, told the WSJ that he expected the president's approval ratings to rise and that conditions in Iraq would improve due to the work of the U.S. military. Rove also fired a parting shot at the Democrats, adding that he thought Hillary Clinton - a "tough, tenacious, fatally flawed candidate" - would win the 2008 presidential nomination. Loved by conservatives but a hate figure for many Democrats, Rove said he expected his rival party to be divided over the wireless wiretapping issue while the Republicans should come out top in economic issues closer to the 2008 poll.

DAN GEZMER ELEVATES SKATEBOARDING TO DIZZYING, GAY HEIGHTS

Bring the Pain

This shyat is right on. Sorry I can't think of anything more clever to say this morning, it was kind of a long weekend.

The Thrill of Victory

must be nice.

for minute there i was getting kinda worried about being alone for the rest of my life...but now i think im just gonna go down the crazy cat lady road. shit looks so fun!

BUSTED!!

you KNOW you been busted yanking (or whatever the girl equivalent of yanking is. well i know what it is, but what do y'all grrrls call it aside from "finger bangin'?), so why dont you get at those comments with a good "BUSTED" story... spare no details, this shit could make you famous!!

FAVRE.

While I was inspired by S Dots football post,
I thoght I'd take the moment to big up the legend.

Got that fever mang.

WHO REMEMBERS THIS DISGUSTING-ASS SHIT?

I was watching Monday Night Football in the kitchen eating a bowl of cereal...-Probably Rice Chex©

Is Scary Spice hot?

man, there is kinda a few ways this post could go... something about Eddy Murphy and how she had his kid or whatever that whole deal was, something about the Spice Grrrrl reunion tour, and there may or may not be a few other things that could be talked about, but here is what i really wanna know, and you should as well, actually you might have the answer...

Is Melanie Brown hot? or even attractive for that matter? she was in second to last place when the Spice girls first hit the streets, but all the pregnant photos and now this bikini photo... im kinda thinking she looks good, but maybe she just looks good next to how she looked back in the day. get at those comments and let me and the rest of the www know what the deal is.

AN OPEN LETTER TO YAO MING.

Yao Ming married his long-term girlfriend Monday at a swanky hotel in his hometown of Shanghai. Yao, the Houston Rockets' star center, tied the knot with Ye Li, a six-foot-two player on the Chinese women's basketball team in a ceremony at the Shangri-La Hotel...
Dear Yao Ming,

Dude, what are you doing?? Why get married? You've got it all... and you're totally blowing it. -You're in the NBA homie...-you're making a Gajillion dollars, you were in a Apple commercial with Verne Troyer for christ's sake!!! Dude; -You should be out Boning everything that walks! -It's your Right as a pro athelete to go hoe-hopping til your wang falls off. I'm just saying this as a fan. I'm looking out for ya buddy. After all; you saw what happened to the Beatles when John and Yoko hooked up...-That's right, the most popular band of all time -down the fucking tubes... -And dont even get me started on Paul McCartney and that golddigging-ass-bitch from 'Dancing With The Stars' with the prosthetic leg. She dipped on holmes and took half his loot. -HALF!!! -A bitch with one leg took half of PAUL McCARTNEY'S money... All I'm saying is Wisen up Yao.

GOD SPORADICALLY HATES FAGS ON MINNESOTA BRIDGES. REPENT SINNING HOMO BRIDGEGOERS AND RESIDENTS OF MINNESOTA!!

The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan., plans to stage protests at funerals of victims of the 35W bridge collapse to state that God made the bridge fall because he hates America, and especially Minnesota, because of its tolerance of homosexuality.The church and its pastor, Rev. Fred Phelps have become notorious over recent years for their claim that the attack of 9/11 was an act of God's vengeance and their determination to make that case at the funderals of U.S. soldiers who died in Iraq. In a press release issued the day after the bridge collapse, the Church called for the protests at the funerals and outlined its feelings about the relationship between God's plan and the sins of Minneapolis and Minesota, which it calls the "land of the Sodomite damned."

Reached at the church, Shirley Phelps Roper, who is both the daughter of the pastor and one of the attorneys for the church, said that America, and Minnesota especially, have alienated God by its tolerance for homosexuality, and that the bridge collapse was an act of God's vengeance. She said: "The bridge stood in place by the word of God and it fell by the word of God...Each of these little events is just a harbinger of the coming destruction of this American experiment. We are delivering the final call of the doomed nation." She said, as they have done for years, members of the church would stand "lawfully and peacefully on the public right of way" near the funerals and "put in the air words of praying and instruction and warning."
The signs that the protesters will wave will read:"God cast down the bridge... Thank God for 9/11... America is doomed... God hates fags... God hates fag enablers... God hates Minnesota."

SONGS YOU CAN FUCK TO VOL. II

This week's song is "Feenin'" by legendary R & B thugs, Jodeci. Fellas, nothing, and I mean absolutely NOTHING, will get your girl dripping faster than you leaning over and whispering in her ear, "All the chronic in the world couldn't even mess with you". If you're lucky, she might even call you a chronic smoking, oreo cookie eating, picklejuice drinking, chicken grissle eating, biscuit fucking sucking, black mafia-ass motherfucker. It happened to me one time.

BONUS: This video is fucking amazing. Dancing in a straightjacket inside a padded cell, Snoop in the beginning, 323-FEENIN. Fucking outstanding.

time for a bobby break...

I TOTALLY WANT TO BONE KAT VON D.

I'm not usually one to geek out on a chick that's covered in tattoos, but I gotta keep it real with you here playboy; I'd take Kat Von D back to "Ye Olde Bone Chamber" faster than George Bush makes up his mind to not bother doing anything during a national emergency. Skrait up... I think I wanna have her rock a full back piece on me that's a really detailed nude self-portrait (of her). I'll be all "Make that shit look exactly like what you look like, -'cept naked". Tight huh?

MAN THE-FUCK UP DEMOCRATS...

In light of the Democrats lubing up America's collective ass, by rolling over, and legalizing Bush's highly unconstitutional warrantless wiretapping program; I decided to post this quote from one of America's true heroes.

House Passes Bush’s FISA Law - American Civil Liberties Destroyed

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) says it all. It’s official, George Bush and Alberto Gonzales now have the legal authority to spy on you and I without a warrant at any time. If you thought the Bush administration's lawless shitting on the constitution was out of controll before, wait til you get a load of them now...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... IT"S BONER TIME.

If I wasnt rendered speechless, I would have had something witty or funny to say about this...

THE MAKING OF "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... IT"S BONER TIME." (behind the scenes of a genius at work)

Let's face it... Whatever art projects you were fucking with before; -save that bullshit. In fact, throw it in the garbage. After seeing Jesus put it down like that, you know your tired-ass shit sucks. You just know this dude is a Republican.

DOOWUTCHAYALIKE

GODDAMMIT this album was dope!

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ISN'T BRINGIN SHIT BACK... -YOU WANT SEXY, HOLLER AT JESUS CACERES

Think Leonardo Da Vinci meets a Chippendale dancer, meets Silence of the Lambs, meets Quantas Summers (third shift Diva) meets Clay Aiken. Shit is real like that... -It's going down -WHUT!?-WHUT!?-WHUT!!!

DENNIS KUCINICH: CERTIFIED GANGSTA

***The Rendon Group,

GAYS IN THE WORKPLACE.

the future of the internet

click the image below to see into the FUTURE!!

Rejected - Don Hertzfeldt

This illustrator/animator Don Hertzfeldt was hired by this big corporate companies to make commercials for them. He didn't want to work for them so he agreed to make commercials for them under the condition that he gets complete control and hands them over commercials. The end result was him sending them the most RANDOM & DISTURBING commercials that were rejected.

Enjoy.

L.O.A. BONER JAMS '07 MIX TAPE PRESENTS: RAQUEL WELCH

Is it just me, or were bitches way finer back in prehistoric times?

R.I.P. Lil 7 Legs

WELLINGTON, New Zealand --A lamb born with seven legs will have to be euthanized, local media reported Thursday. The animal has three hind legs, two forelegs and two extra legs that hang useless behind its forelegs. Veterinarian Steve Williams at the Canterbury Vets clinic in the rural town of Methven said the lamb, born Friday, also was missing a portion of its bowel and so would have to be destroyed. "To keep it alive is probably inhumane really," Williams told the Ashburton Guardian newspaper. Williams said he believed an error during embryo formation had resulted in the lamb being born polydactyl "with many MANY fucking legs" a condition that occurs once in several million sheep. Dave Callaghan said his mind was FUCKING blown when he found the seven-legged freak on his farm along with its mother and normal twin sibling.

INTENTIONALLY SCARRED ARM OF THE WEEK...

I'm not positive, but I think this says 'chicken chow mein with spicy pepper sauce '

TAKE AN IGNORANT RAP BREAK...-YOU'VE EARNED IT.

Pass the purple and get your lean on to these Three 6/ UGK/ Project Pat/LeChat classics. Enjoy!

THE BRIDGE IS OVER...

LOA Sends our deepest sympathies to the friends and familes of those who died in the I 35W collapse. Stuff like this makes you stop and realize how important it is for us to appreciate your loved ones and to not take them for granted. Call your parents and tell them you love them today.

What an unbelieveable asshole. -Way to comfort the nation in a time of mourning.

MACKRIS vs. O'REILLY: BEST LAWSUIT EVER!

Chances are, you've probably heard about the legendary game Bill O'Reilly likes to run on his female co-workers. But in case you haven't, this is the stuff dreams are made of (WETDREAMS that is). O'reilly is not only a world-class asshole, but also a full-blown psycopath/ creepy sexual deviant. Check out some of the sweat-drenched, cum-slathered pimpnology that "Sugardick" Bill laced his former producer, Andrea Mackris with. Some people might call it sexual harrassment; however I happen to think of it as good old-fashioned romance. -Who says chivalry is dead?
Here are just a few of the action-packed highlights from the lawsuit filed against him. (Click images to enlarge)
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For the full Penthouse Letters-esque transcript of the the suit, holler at THESMOKINGGUN.COM. It will literally scorch your genitalia off...-I'm not even kidding. Keep a Fire extinguisher handy.

EXTRA!!! If you still haven't satisfied your O'Reilly fix, check out Daily Kos blogger Mike Stark's gangster-ass powermove he did in response to Bill-O trying to sabotage/ harrass the Daily Kos' sponsors for their annual conference. This is as sweet as honeysuckle.

harbinger of death (its a cat)

Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours. His accuracy, observed in 25 cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. It usually means the patient has less than four hours to live. "He doesn't make too many mistakes. He seems to understand when patients are about to die," Dr. David Dosa said in an interview. He describes the phenomenon in a poignant essay in Thursday's issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.

"Many family members take some solace from it. They appreciate the companionship that the cat provides for their dying loved one," said Dosa, a geriatrician and assistant professor of medicine at Brown University.The 2-year-old feline was adopted as a kitten and grew up in a third-floor dementia unit at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center. The facility treats people with Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and other illnesses. After about six months, the staff noticed Oscar would make his own rounds, just like the doctors and nurses. He'd sniff and observe patients, then sit beside people who would wind up dying in a few hours. Dosa said Oscar seems to take his work seriously and is generally aloof. "This is not a cat that's friendly to people," he said.

Oscar is better at predicting death than the people who work there, said Dr. Joan Teno of Brown University, who treats patients at the nursing home and is an expert on care for the terminally ill. She was convinced of Oscar's talent when he made his 13th correct call. While observing one patient, Teno said she noticed the woman wasn't eating, was breathing with difficulty and that her legs had a bluish tinge, signs that often mean death is near. Oscar wouldn't stay inside the room, though, so Teno thought his streak was broken. Instead, it turned out the doctor's prediction was roughly 10 hours too early. Sure enough, during the patient's final two hours, nurses told Teno that Oscar joined the woman at her bedside.

Doctors say most of the people who get a visit from the sweet-faced, gray-and-white cat are so ill they probably don't know he's there, so patients aren't aware he's a harbinger of death. Most families are grateful for the advance warning, although one wanted Oscar out of the room while a family member died. When Oscar is put outside, he paces and meows his displeasure.
No one's certain if Oscar's behavior is scientifically significant or points to a cause. Teno wonders if the cat notices telltale scents or reads something into the behavior of the nurses who raised him. If Oscar really is a furry grim reaper, it's also possible his behavior could be driven by self-centered pleasures like a heated blanket placed on a dying person, Dodman said.

NEW LOA 'V' FOR VENDETTA SCREENSAVER!

If you want to get a little sneak preview of what the coming American Police state is going to be like, watch the movie 'V' for Vendetta. That movie is so much realer than you're even aware of. Just ask the Bush administration about the new law they sneeked through, allowing them to seize your assets (without due process) at their disgression, justified by any opposition to their foriegn policy. Oh well, valid elections, Habeas Corpus, right to privacy, the constitution etc....-They were good while they lasted... (Click image to enlarge, and drag into your desktop folder)

EXTREME FALLING

WARNING! -Do not attempt to try this at home unless you've been skateboarding for at least a month or two.

THROW IT UP THROW IT UUUIP!!

Bottmon of the 9th, bases loaded, Snickerdoodles steps to the plate, the count is 3 and 2... -You know the rest.

62 YEAR-OLD DEBORA HARRY'S BEAUTY SECRET: SHEEP EMBRYOS AND HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE

Blondie star Deborah Harry has admitted having injections of cells taken from black sheep embryos in an attempt to maintain her looks. The 62-year-old singer says she had the jabs, known as fresh cell replacement, three decades ago and also underwent controversial human growth hormone (HGH) treatment. Ms Harry told how she opted for the cell therapy after reading a magazine article about a clinic in Montreux, Switzerland, that carried out the procedure. She said: "I think I was maybe 32. I thought, 'Wow, this is so logical.' You have fresh cells. They made injections from the embryos of black sheep.
"They would take from different organs – from the liver, from the glands, from the bone – and they would make up these injections. There were 11 injections, and I thought it was marvellous." Ms Harry became famous for the bottle-blonde hair that gave her band their name. They were one of the iconic groups of the punk era in the late Seventies with hits including Atomic, Heart Of Glass and Rapture. She turned to human growth hormone therapy after one cycle of fresh cell replacement treatment. The singer, who admits she has also had plastic surgery, said: "I found a doctor who was doing HGH for people with Alzheimer's. It is a little different than the fresh cells but the same kind of thinking. "I thought, 'I've got to follow through on this,' and so I experimented." Ms Harry said the surgery she had undergone on her face had been "essential", adding: "It makes you feel better and look better. I will probably continue to do that." Her revelations come in an interview with top US journalist Daphne Barak, to be screened on CBS television in America next week. She tells Ms Barak that she still injects herself with small HGH shots when she is under stress. Anti-ageing expert Dr Daniel Sister warned that both fresh cell replacement and HGH treatment had not been clinically proven. "Lots of people swear by the treatments, but the whole classical medical community is against it," he said. Fears of Mad Cow Disease had stopped the use of cell therapy, while HGH treatment was "very dangerous" and might speed the growth of cancer, the doctor warned.