September 27, 2007
this is a good life lesson
this guys seriously got some balls. he takes three life threatening falls and still manages to post up with a newport and wait for the police like a true gansta.
September 26, 2007
September 25, 2007
Hell's design team
I don't know if this years Grammy for album design has been awarded yet, but i submit this cover for your consideration, people of the academy. Everyone please give Hell's design team a big standing "o" for this one.
Tucker Gerrick, KING of all media
ol' T Gerrick, keeps breaking it off again and AGAIN and AGAIN... fuck. i would love to tell you "it dosnt get better than this portrait of Soleil Moon Frye as "Punky Brewster", but after a little email from Tucker, i know for a FACT it does, but we are gonna start with Punky for now.
i know this goes against the "HEAD SHOT" style of this series of portraits, but i would have really loved to see a pre breast reduction portrait of Soleil circa 1991... but thats just me.
i know this goes against the "HEAD SHOT" style of this series of portraits, but i would have really loved to see a pre breast reduction portrait of Soleil circa 1991... but thats just me.
[冷知識]輪胎從滑雪跳台上滾下來能飛多遠
take some time out of your day to relax... and watch some dudes roll tires off a ski jump!
wait for it...
ahhhhhhh
wait for it...
ahhhhhhh
'God' responds to legislator's lawsuit
LINCOLN, Nebraska (AP) -- A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response. One of two court filings from "God" came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha. "This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here -- poof!" Friend said. State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants." Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who often criticizes Christians, said his filing was triggered by a federal lawsuit he considers frivolous. He said he's trying to make the point that anybody can sue anybody. Not so, says "God." His response argues that the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction. It adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point. "I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you," according to the response, as read by Friend. There was no contact information on the filing, although St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said. A second response from "God" disputing Chambers' allegations lists a phone number for a Corpus Christi law office. A message left for that office was not immediately returned Thursday. Attempts to reach Chambers by phone and at his Capitol office Thursday were unsuccessful.
thanks Kevin
thanks Kevin
... and now the good news
I'm just glad somebody out there knows what the fuck to do when they see a live news feed.
September 24, 2007
bammer weed
just in case you werent already depressed enough, here's some more god-awful news to digest. i suggest everyone quit there jobs and just take up doing heroin cus things are only gonna get worse from here.
September 23, 2007
FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
"Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in!..." Fuck man, I was trying to leave it alone but goddamn, after watching 2-Pack O´Coors´last post I couldn´t bear to leave the blog slippin on some Tom Cruise shit for the headlining post, so I decided to lace yáll with some picante fire live and direct from Mexico City. If you were planing on wasting your day scouring youtube for dumb-ass shit to watch, lemme save you some time. Andale´Andale´Arriba!!!
By the way; in Mexico there´s some really weak situation with the toilets where people wipe themselves and then throw the TP in the garbage, because it clogs up the plumbing....-Not at all cool. Also, I´m finna go to those ancient Aztek pyramids tomorrow with this FINE-ass Dominican/ Welsh shorty who looks like a younger, sexier, more exotic Maya Rudolph -with a british accent. Can anyone say tig-ol´ bitties? -Hollaback guuuuurl!!
By the way; in Mexico there´s some really weak situation with the toilets where people wipe themselves and then throw the TP in the garbage, because it clogs up the plumbing....-Not at all cool. Also, I´m finna go to those ancient Aztek pyramids tomorrow with this FINE-ass Dominican/ Welsh shorty who looks like a younger, sexier, more exotic Maya Rudolph -with a british accent. Can anyone say tig-ol´ bitties? -Hollaback guuuuurl!!
Just Pour me a Fucking Beer Please
OK I'm gonna start this off with kind of a lame one. I had no idea that 'bar flair' existed until this afternoon and I'm just amazed at how stupid this is. I can't even imagine how irritating it must be to try and drink at a place where this crap is going on.
And Snick, be careful in Mexico bro - the first time I went I had to bribe a cop within about 90 seconds of crossing the border, not even joking.
And Snick, be careful in Mexico bro - the first time I went I had to bribe a cop within about 90 seconds of crossing the border, not even joking.
September 20, 2007
AY CARAMBA!!!
Attention Lords of Apathy contributors! Your boy S-Dot's gotta handle some biznazz south of the border for the next week or so; so lets show the world what being an L.O.A.O.G. is all about y'all... As you already know, our blog-hands are just as strong, if not stronger, than our pimp-hands. Let's come correct and keep the C.H.U.D.s in check while I'm gone. -And if I get kidnapped, and held for ransom -like in that movie 'Man on Fire' , send some fucking money por favor (I'll let you know). Otherwise, Lets keep this thing poppin' while I'm away trying to do the horizontile 'Soulja Boy' with some fine young Mexican Senioritas. Thanks Amigos; talk soon.Sincerely, your brother in Christ,
Snickerdoodles Esquire
GO VEGETARIAN/ WATCH THIS CHICK GET NAKED
This is a good marketing plan.
Learn more about nude chicks and becoming A vegetarian or vegan at
PETA.
Learn more about nude chicks and becoming A vegetarian or vegan at
PETA.
WARNING! BLOG ALERT!!
YO! Check out My homie Sever's HOT new blog Loss Prevention. Also, dont sleep on the Kingpin Ronin blog either... You, know what? -Fuck it, visit all the blogs I have featured in my links section at some point... Tell 'em Snickerdoodles sent ya!
September 19, 2007
ON YOUR DEATHBED... YOU WILL RECEIVE, TOTAL CONSCIOUSNESS...
The prolific Tucker Gerrick is definately in the building with this Bill Murray, circa Caddyshack, illustration. Bitches; recognize the realness...
September 18, 2007
FREEDOM OF SPEECH
This is like, why Al Quaida hates us... -You know; for our freedom. That's why we HAD to attack Iraq. The Iraq and such like that.Peep journalist Greg Palast's website and read his book "Armed Madhouse" to learn more about what's really going on in America.
TUCKER GERRICK LACING US WITH MORE REALNESS
An illustration of Alf of this magnetude makes me wanna jump back, pop my collar and do the 'Souljah Boy'... What's the 'Souljah Boy' you ask?
-Read on:
-Read on:
HONORING THE 911 DEAD, GERALDO DISCUSSES: BAKING COOKIES IN A CAR, THE SECRET WORLD OF RESTROOM GAY SEX, & THE HOOTERS GIRL WHO WAS KICKED OFF A PLANE
The freak show at Fox news rages on...Geraldo sure has had some stunning live TV moments hasnt he?
September 17, 2007
CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY!!!
Your boy S-Dot's not usually the type to party and shake his butt (I leave that to the brothas with the funny haircuts); but I gotta make an exception to that rule now.CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY (FULL DANCE)
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HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR/ CRANK THAT -SOULJA BOY EXTRAVAGANZA!!
FUUUUUUUUUCK... I hit the sensory jackpot with this one; -ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? Thick/ Hot/ barefoot Japanese girl, doing my brand new favorite dance to my brand new favorite song! Raise your glasses in a toast gentlemen; it doesn't get any better than this.
TAKE "THE LADY CHUDDERLY CHALLENGE"!!
This particular post has been a long time in the making. We saw shades of it surface in T.H.L.A.T's "Is Scary Spice Hot?" post from a few weeks back. The main obstacle in it fully coming to fruition has been coming up with a proper title for it. For the time being, I'm gonna run with "THE LADY CHUDDERLY CHALLENGE" but if you have any better ideas, holler. Basically, this is a audience participation post; -You need to dredge the deepest, darkest, most filthy recesses of your minds and come up with the most questionable chicks (or dudes,-(ladies/ gaylords)) you have actively thought about wanting to take back to the old 'bone chamber'. I'm talking famous people or people we've heard of / seen before. And when I say "questionable" I mean, some shit that you'd be borderline embarrassed even admitting. Let's do this! post your top 3 "Lady Chudderlies" in the comments section below! (feel free to include a brief explainantion if one is even possible)
you know whats up...
i KNOW you have all been watching this shit relegiously, but JUST incase you are not up to date, watch this clip and you will be set for LIFE.
this dude can tell a FUCKING story like NO other!
nice shot Sam
this dude can tell a FUCKING story like NO other!
nice shot Sam
September 16, 2007
YO!! PEEP THE NEW L.O.A. SCREENSAVER! -COP THAT SON!!
Once again, your boy S-Dot brangin the chronic screensavers to your desktop! I'm about to change the game with this one BOYEEEE! You know what time it is, -Can I get a "Whoot Whoooo" one time !??
(click image to enlarge and drag onto your desktop/ screensavers folder)
(click image to enlarge and drag onto your desktop/ screensavers folder)
Yoga for Tension Release with Tara Stiles
I'm planning on releasing tension with Tara Stiles right before I go to bed tonight ; )
FAVRE; DOIN' IT & DOIN' IT (& DOIN' IT WELL)
Brett Favre picked a near-perfect way to become the winningest quarterback in NFL history. Favre hit his first 14 passes of the second half and threw three touchdown passes to rally the Green Bay Packers to a 35-13 victory over Eli Manning and the New York Giants on Sunday. The victory was the 149th of Favre's 17-year career and gave him one more than Hall of Famer John Elway.
"Freaky-ass muthafuckin goddamn muthafuckin bullshit"
The show 'Cheaters' is off the proverbial chain!! This is the standard by which all realitiy TV (or just TV period) should be measured... I almost want to get busted on 'Cheaters' just to be a part of the magic. Sure it would suck at the time, but whatching that shit a year later in syndication with your freinds would be about the funniest thing ever.
September 15, 2007
TUCKER GERRICK GETTING HELLA HYPHY WITH THIS ILLUSTRATION OF 'THE WONDER YEARS' STAR FRED SAVAGE
Act like ya know bitch...
...AND IT DON'T STOP! T. GEEZY BRANGIN SOME SERIOUS HEAT WITH THIS STEVE MARTIN JOINT
WHAT son WHAT, WHATT!!!
starting monday... this is gonna be me
(well, just the BMX tricks, i dont want anything to do with some John Stamos leftovers (even if it was just "acting" on Full House). i cant hang with that, but im gonna be too busy BMXing to even care about his Full House wife trying do whatever it is shed doing in this clip)
September 13, 2007
IF YOU'RE PLANNING ON VOTING FOR RUDY GIULIANI, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD EXAMINED
Read more about Ratfucker Rudy at The Real Rudy. Org
BEST GAMESHOW EVER!!
Competitive shoplifting; -what an amazing concept! Shouts out to my boy Troll over at SLEIPNER blog. Pay them a visit, they've got some cool stuff happening over there.
NOMINEE FOR DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEAR
Once again, Lieberman is out neo-conning the neo-cons. Sen. Joe Lieberman, Connecticut independent, yesterday called for the U.S. to confront Iran — possibly with militarily force — after U.S. military officials reported that Iran was training Iraqi Shi’ite fighters, reports S.A. Miller of The Washington Times. “These revelations should be a wake-up call to the United States about the threat posed by the Islamic Republic of Iran, as well as a reminder why Iraq is, in fact, the central front of the global war on terror,” said Mr. Lieberman… “Although no one desires a conflict with Iran, the fact is that the Iranian government by its actions has declared war on us,” said Mr. Lieberman, the 2000 Democratic nominee for vice president. And with that, Lieberman slips just a little bit further from reality.
SMOOTH OPERATOR
The similarities between Snickerdoodles and Big Daddy Kane are uncanny. I thought I was looking at one of my old "day in the life of" videos when I stumbled across this classic. Recognize game when you see it bitch...
September 12, 2007
FINALLY, THE STREETS OF ST. PAUL ARE SAFE
SEPTEMBER 11--Meet Carlton Davis. The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, "Now I'm going to suck your feet." Which he did, after the 24-year-old victim removed her shoes. Davis, who fled when passersby approached, was apprehended by cops a few blocks from the crime scene. He was booked into the Ramsey County lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped.
CHEATIN-ASS BILL BELICHICK
Patriots video assistant Matt Estrella had his video camera and tape seized by the NFL after they accused him of filming Jets defensive coaches giving signals to players on the field. The commissioner Roger Goodell determined the Patriots violated league rules last Sunday when they videotaped defensive signals by the Jets' coaches. Patriots coach Bill Belichick apologized to his team today and confirmed that he has spoken to NFL commissioner Roger Goodell about his "interpretation" of league rules that ban videotaping of the opposing sideline. It was not clear what Belichick was apologizing for, and the coach repeatedly refused to elaborate on a one-paragraph statement issued 10 minutes before a regularly scheduled news conference to discuss Sunday night's game against the San Diego Chargers. The NFL reportedly is considering punishing the New England Patriots for spying on the New York Jets in their season opener. The same assistant who had his video confiscated during the game against the Jets was caught doing the same thing last year in Lambeau Field. "From what I can remember, he had quite a fit when we took him out," Packers president Bob Harlan told ESPN's Chris Mortensen. "We had gotten word before the game that they [the Patriots] did this sort of thing, so we were looking for it."
September 11, 2007
FUCKING VAN HALEN!! RECOGNIZE BITCH!
Man, I wish rock & roll was still this good...-Instead of all these indie fruitcakes running around seeing who can grow a shittier haircut. Van Halen (Not Van Hagar)
uni-psycho!!!!!!!!!1
welp... this is somehow the worst and best thing i have seen in a LONG ass time and it pretty much speaks for it self, just wait, you will be bummed and then be pretty excited about what you are watching... i think? i still cant figure out how i feel about this.
FOR THOSE OBCESSED WITH LAUREN LONDON
This is a pretty uninteresting interview, so I'd suggest watching it with the sound off while listening to that Interpol song in your itunes. It enhances the experience.
UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE: JOE LIBERMAN MASSIVE ASSFACE MORON!
We are so fucked. This asshole actually asked a 4 star general if he wanted to
start a war with Iran. I, honestly got nothin'. fucking speechless. Sad.
start a war with Iran. I, honestly got nothin'. fucking speechless. Sad.
911 IS A JOKE
More 'crazy left-wing conspiracy theories' backed up by endless eye-witness testimony. Meanwhile, Bush & Friends rake in billions (With a 'B'). After their term is up lets see if 'W' and Cheney end up retiring somewhere tropical... Somewhere like Saudi Arabia, or Dubai.
BEDTIME YOGA WITH TARA STILES
This is for when you want to drift off to a relaxed, heavenly sleep at night... (-with a raging boner).
September 10, 2007
"WHO'S THAT IN THAT AIRPORT TOILET; -NASTY BOY! -NASTY BOY!"
Senator Larry Craig maintaining the Republican status quo of hypocrisy.
AUSTRALIAN WOMAN KILLED BY EXOTIC CAMEL COCK
An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex with her, police said Sunday. The woman, whose name was not released, was killed Saturday at her family's sheep and cattle ranch near Mitchell, 350 miles west of the Queensland state capital Brisbane, state police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory said. The 10-month-old male camel — weighing about 330 pounds — knocked the woman to the ground, lay on top of her, then exhibited what police suspect was mating behavior, Gregory said. "I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," Gregory said, adding the camel almost suffocated the family's pet goat by straddling it on several occasions. Camel expert Chris Hill said he had no doubt the camel's behavior was sexual. Hill, who has offered camel rides to tourists for 20 years, said young camels are not aggressive, but can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline. The fate of the camel was not known. The woman was given the camel in March as a birthday present from her husband and daughter. "She had a love of exotic pets," Gregory said.
(Good looking out Morgan)
September 8, 2007
September 7, 2007
TAY ZONDAY: THE BROTHER'S GOT HEAT, THE BROTHER'S GOT FIRE!
AND the motherfucker does the "Can't Dance"!
A PRELUDE TO NUCLEAR WAR WITH IRAN.
A B-52 bomber flew the length of the United States last week mistakenly loaded with as many as six nuclear armed cruise missiles, a US military official confirmed on Wednesday. The "mix-up" was reported to President George W Bush after the nuclear warheads were discovered when the aircraft landed at Barksdale Air Force Base Louisiana, the official said. The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said as many as six cruise missiles loaded on to the plane were found to have nuclear warheads on them by mitake. The B-52 was flying from Minot Air Base in North Dakota. The incident was first reported by Military Times newspapers, which said the air launched cruise misiles can carry nuclear warheads of five to 150 kilotons. The official said the discovery was reported to the chaiman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Peter Pace, "and higher." The official said the notifiation goes as high as the president. "There are procedures in place and they kicked in and worked," the oficial said.This story was passed off as some sort of random mistake. To the contrary, it seems to me like this information was leaked by someone in the military who was smart enough to recognize that this was the jumping off point in the U.S.'s preemtive nuclear strike on Iran... Imagine how incredibly fucked up the world will be when Bush's oil barron war profiteering administration drops NUCLEAR BOMBS on Iran. Enjoy the days we have left on this planet before it is irreparably fucked up forever.
September 6, 2007
RON PAUL, SPITTING THAT REAL SHIT...
You gotta give it to homeboy; every time I hear him open his mouth, it sounds like something thoughtful and logical comes out of it. I'm actually starting to think he could be the guy who gives the Republican party a much needed reality check. I honestly dont know who I'd vote for if it came down to Ron Paul vs Hillary...
I GOTTA GIVE IT UP, PEYTON MANNING IS FUCKING ILL.
Over the past few years, the Colts have become my second-favorite team. P. Manning is like the freaking Harry Potter of the NFL. I turned on Monday Night Football 20 minutes ago, and the motherfucker has already thrown like 4 Touchdowns... Nap-town's looking pretty tough right out the gate.
THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF "I'M NOT GAY, BUT THIS SONG IS KINDOF THE JAM"
Remember back in the day, before Britney was a total mess; -when she was a very polished slightly above average. Nevertheless, this song is dope. -Fuck all y'all
Q: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FREAKING FOOTBALL!!??
A: FUCK YES.
It's on muthafuckas, NFC North guard ya grills. Cheesehead nation stand up!!
It's on muthafuckas, NFC North guard ya grills. Cheesehead nation stand up!!
Holler back at my guy Ron Peeazy
Rarely will you ever see me give a nod to the white devil elephant party,
and it kills me to say this, but guy here says a lot of interesting and or real shit
about the politic game. Mostly, I'm for his anti-Guiliani (eat a big
fat dicckkkkk) mentality as well his ideas on doing away with the IRS,
getting booed everywhere by the retarded, igtnorant republican congregation,
as well pissing off the rest of the candidates in his weak, corrupt party.
(yeah thats whats up!)
Check for him bangin' at the corners of Meet the Press and Late Edition.
BIN LADEN COMIC MISTAKEN FOR CANADIAN DIPLOMAT... -GOOD TIMES FOR EVERYONE!
A group of Australian comedians, including one dressed as terrorist leader Osama bin Laden, have managed to penetrate the high-security lockdown in place in Sydney, where world leaders have gathered for Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation (Apec) talks. The security measures, the toughest ever imposed in Australia, include closing much of the city and erecting steel and concrete barriers around landmarks such as the Opera House. Snipers are in position on rooftops, counter-terrorism police have been deployed on the harbour and fighter jets patrol the skies while dignitaries, including US President George W Bush, Chinese President Hu Jintao and Russian leader Vladimir Putin, get down to the serious business of diplomacy. But eleven comedians, armed with a three black cars, two motorbikes, cheap Canadian flags and a lot of cheek, managed to beat security by convincing police they were an official motorcade carrying a Canadian delegation - despite the fact one was dressed as the world’s most wanted terrorist. The mischief-making comics from The Chaser, a popular skit programme broadcast on the government-funded Australian Broadcasting Corporation, took advantage of confusion among police as dozens of official motorcades criss-crossed the city. Officers waved them through at least one security barrier and by the time police realised they were patsy to a high-profile prank, the "motorcade" was on the same street as the hotel where Mr Bush was staying. The comedians were arrested and charged under special Apec laws, which prohibit entry into a restricted area without justification. While some frontline police officers saw the funny side of the stunt, laughing and joking with the de-bearded bin Laden impersonator, senior officials were not impressed. New South Wales police minister David Campbell said the prank was inappropriate and he "did not see the funny side at all". He denied he was embarrassed by the incident and attempted to put a rather humourless spin on the breach, saying he was pleased the "multi-layered" security had worked. The Chaser comedians are so notorious for their high jinks that police approached them before Apec and warned them against pulling a prank. In a finale to today’s stunt, the arrested comedians and their cars, which had been seized, enjoyed a high-speed ride to a Sydney police station in an official, seven-vehicle police motorcade. The irony will not escape them.
MOTHERFUCKING YOGA FOR LOWER BACK PAIN!!
I'm posting this for all y'all muthafuckas like me who's lower back is killing them constantly. Also, I'd eat this girl's ass as if it was my last meal on death row... Sorry, that's just how Snickerdoodles gets down...
MICHAEL JACKSON... STARTING TO GET A BIT CREEPY
I was cool with all that other stuff he was on, but this shit is really starting to freak me out...
September 5, 2007
Graffiti writer "EWOK" makes it big time!
CONGRATS DUDE! YOUR GRAF HAS BEEN FEATURED IN A MAJOR RAP MUSIC VIDEO.
LOA EXCLUSIVE!!: THE WORLD PREMIER OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S NEW MUSIC VIDEO!
I'm feeling MJ's new minimalist dada approach to music these days...
September 3, 2007
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