LORDS OF APATHY MASSAGE CORNER

I guess after a long hard day of wearing a bikini, a girls' breasts can get pretty sore. I wanna learn how to perform this kind of massage.

MUSIC WAS WAY GAYER BACK IN THE DAY

Just an observation, but sometimes it blows my mind how much overt homosexuality was in music in the 80's. Like you kinda think that things get more and more liberal and accepting over time, but if you think back, Wham, Poison, Boy George, -Those dudes were flaming homos and yet totally mainstream... I'm not sure what all this ultimately means, other than the fact that 'Fall Out Boy' needs to step up their gay game.

The Critic

This kid is amazing.

Wieners and Poopies

How to make your shitty day go away.

Shout out to Adam the Barbarian at the YouPea.

Yo S-Dot...

you ready to beatmatch this mother fucker?!


nice shot Kevin

RICK ASTLEY UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA!

It is quarter to 2am and me and T.H.L.A.T. just spent the last 5 minutes trying to YouTube beatmatch this song on each of our computers from across the warehouse. Once we finally got it locked and loaded we let it rip and cranked it up to full volume... Needless to say, shit got pretty krunk, but you know, -that's how we get down in the O.C. -Act like you know bitch!

MITT ROMNEY CAN RELATE TO BLACK PEOPLE

What does one of the leading Republican candidates do when he's suddenly surrounded by black people? Recite the words to the only "rap song" he knows.

AMERICAN FALSE FLAG OPERATIONS

Bullseye

A MOVIE THAT I NEED TO SEE

YURI MORISHITA WINDOW CLEANING SERVICE

As always, the Japanese are one step ahead of us technologically. This invention is pretty good, but I'm still waiting for the Yuri Morishita Facial scrub to come out

Conjugal Harmony

This is one of those situations where I don't even really care if this shit is real or not, it just needs to get out there.

'If you're anything like us, you're controlling. With Conjugal Harmony, we take out the guess work. You don't have to hire a private detective to know where your spouse is, who they're hanging out with, or ever wonder if you're being cheated on. By marrying a convict inside the prison system you can rest easy knowing that the state is looking out for you, and that you will be free of the nagging, shopping trips and extra-marital oversight so stifling to your relationship.'

your probably bored at work

you can thank me later.

HOOP ALL IN YOUR FACE

When you don't have to jump in order to dunk on somebody... Kenny George is a tall-ass motherfucker.Kenny George

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HOW MANY SMALL PENISES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT??

YO!, Don't test my gangster on this one, -I might up and declare a full-blown 'Small Penis Week' on LOA. (-not to be confused with 'Danny Bonaduce Week')

WHAT'S CRACKIN SHORTY!??

Dude... Seriously, How is this possible?? A: How is a 31 year old man less than 2 feet tall? B: How is he married to / boning a fine-ass latin mami? And C: How is his 2 yr. old toddler baby towering over him?... -I think I figured it out- Homeboy prolly has like a 29-inch dong. (And yes, that is my answer to all three questions.)

INTERPOL AGAIN

Since there was such an overwhelming outcry for more Interpol on LOA I decided to post one of my favorite cuts. I was trying to find a regular music video for this song, but I dont think they ever made one, so here's a live recording from the KCRW studios in Santa Monica. These dudes are so fucking ill.

MLK

Try not to provide too much hope for the good of humanity, because your government will kill you.

MORE DEPRESSING ILLUMINATI STUFF

Watch it anyways.

MATT DAMON'S MATTEW McCONAUGHEY IMPRESSION

It's rare when you see an A-list celebrity just mercilessly clown somebody so casually.

EISENHOWER'S PROPHETIC WARNING ABOUT THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX

Watch this:

ROBERT DUNCAN O'FINIOAN

DAVID LYNCH ON PRODUCT PLACEMENT

Who keeps it realer than this?

AARON RUSSO- THE ARCHITECTURE OF THE PRISON PLANET

Watch Alex Jones' full interview with Aaron Russo director of America: Freedom to Fascism, on how our nation is completely fucked. We are already slaves and we don't even know it yet. PLEASE WATCH AND SHARE WITH FRIENDS/ FAMILY!!

Artists are Pussies

JEFFREY LEWIS - 'WILLIAMSBURG WILL OLDHAM HORROR'

CHESS CHAMPION/ ANTI-SEMITE BOBBY FISHER DEAD AT 64

Former world chess champion Bobby Fischer has died of an unspecified illness, a spokesman for the late champion said on Friday. He was 64. Fischer, who beat Russian Boris Spassky in 1972 to become world champion, was considered by some chess experts to be the greatest player of all time. A spokesman for Fischer confirmed the death in a phone call. The American-born Fischer had settled in Iceland in 2005 and was later granted Icelandic citizenship. Born in March, 1943, Fischer was America's first and only world chess champion, winning the title in the classic Cold War showdown in Reykjavik in 1972. Failing to defend his crown in Manila in 1975, world chess authorities awarded it to his challenger, Anatoly Karpov. He was U.S. junior champion at 13 and U.S. Open champion at 14, and the youngest international grandmaster ever at 15. Fischer fell foul of U.S. authorities by playing a match against Spassky in Yugoslavia in 1992, at a time when the country was the target of sanctions during Belgrade's war with breakaway republics. He vanished after the match, for which he won $3 million, and resurfaced only after the September 11, 2001, attacks in the United States. In an interview with a Philippine radio station, Fischer praised the strikes and said he wanted to see America "wiped out." Fischer was granted Icelandic citizenship in March 2005 after eight months in detention in Japan fighting a U.S. deportation order.

weird Kat Dennings / Soulja Boy thing.

you a Kat Dennings fan? i was.
and im guessing this near the end of anything soulja boy related on LOA, i could be wrong, but...

AWW SNAP!!! REH DOG -HE'S BACK LIKE COOKED CRACK!

You might wanna skip this one if you're not in the mood for hearing some state of the art, high-tech, scientifical, lyrical flows.

SAVED BY THE SOULJA BOY

So... You thought you'd heard the last of 'Soulja Boy' on L.O.A.?... -Nope.

THE WNBA KEEPS THE PARTY JUMPIN'

This is how you get shit hype when the Jam Cam rolls.

HAPPY X-MAS!!!!!!!!!!ONE

i know this may be old news to a few of you out there in the internet-fun-zone, but weather or not you have seen this, its worth a first or second look!
click image or THIS text to watch!

best party ever?

more like best person ever. good on ya mate!

YOUR BOY ARNOLD GETTING HIS SWERVE ON IN RIO

This shit is unbeliveable... I could tell you about it ahead of time, but you wouldnt believe me.

T.O. CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH

I think crying is gonna be huge in '08. With the nexus of Hillary Clinton, T.O., and emo music, I think the stage is set for this to be the year of the crybaby. I gotta tell you, I'm starting to get really excited about this! There's an endless ammount of personal pain I can draw from to get my 'public cry' on. It's dope that crying has become legitimized and even somewhat cool. Now if you would please excuse me, I'm about to go take an 'emotional shower*' (© Devon Green).
Also, -FUCK YEAH!!! The Cowboys are done! That means the Pack gets to play Peyton Manning's retarded lil' brother and the NY Giants at Lambeau next weekend! Now I'm not gonna start shooting my mouth off making a bunch of boastful predictions, because that stuff always comes back to haunt you, but I think it's gonna be a good game... -Where my Cheeseheads at!!??

JESUS CHRIST, HERE WE GO AGAIN...

If there's one thing in life I know with absolute certainty, it's that regardless of the situation, when you say to yourself "Oh this is as bad as it's ever going to get" without fail, you will realize that over time, you've only seen the tip of the iceberg. -And when I say 'iceberg', I'm talking pre-global warming icebergs...-Motherfucking Leonardo DiCaprio Titanic-ass icebergs. Fuck man, I feel bad even sharing this with you, but I figure I gotta just get it out of the way; after all, you're bound to see it somewhere else within the next 2 weeks or so. For all you sick motherfuckers who couldn't get enough of '2 girls, 1 cup', our boy 'Cyborg' put me up on this latest installment that's taking the webosphere by storm... And by 'storm' I mean shit and vomit storm. If you feel like completely ruining your day, click HERE; -but trust me; you don't want to see THIS. I'm gonna go out on a limb, and say this thing was filmed in Germany; -It's that fucking horrendous.

i didnt get it...until now

back when snickerdoodles was postin all those soulja boy clips i just really couldnt understand what all the fuss was about. just seemed like a crappy song with some dance thrown together to go along with it. but somebody finally broke it down and made a version that i can directly relate to. from now on i too will be "crankin dat soulja boy"(until something better comes along)

HOT ASIAN GIRL Du JOUR: MARI SHIMAMURA

The hardest thing about Hot Asian Girl Du Jour posts is writing something brilliant to accompany the picture. Since my mind is pretty much fried after an all-night laundry and Redbull bender, I'm gonna give one of my lucky readers a chance to make history with our first ever 'Hot Asian Girl Du Jour' caption contest. Ordinarily I'd just pull up some Michael Bolton lyrics off of the www and call it a wrap, but since I want to keep people in the bloggosphere engaged in the blogging process, I am gonna provide this opportunity for you to get your shine on. Post your caption ideas in the comments section below an and I will update periodically update the freshest entry over the next few days. -Good luck to all!
Sincerely, your brother in Christ,
-Snickerdoodles(Click image to get a boner in higher resolution)

The homie ETC just submitted this beautiful piece of prose for Hot Asian Girl Du Jour, and I gotta come clean here, this shit brought tears to my eyes. ETC is a true poet and devastatingly senstive wordsmith.. Read on and let him kill you softly with his song of bittersweet romance...

ETC Wrote:

This is important!
Mrs. Butter's worth it:

You are standing...
Before you sits Mrs. Butter
She is sitting on a pancake
You have both just began a plummet into the red hot depths of a very unhappy volcano

---

Come here
...............................&
contort upon my massive pancake
we descend fastly/surely - true - but ...
surely we fall slow enough for you to come and join me too.

It is soft _ and delicious _
are you familiar with Bisquick?
It does amazing things - Bisquick.

Have you brought the Blue Bonnet, or must we spread your Country Crock upon it? The pancake.

---


You decide to spend your last moments living on the falling pancake with Mrs. Butter.

You Land-o in a Lake of fire.
Mrs. Butter got hotter.

INTERPOL

Am I a hippocrite if I like interpol, but assume that I pretty much hate everyone else who listens to them?

ARNOLD GETTING HIS FREAK ON...-LITERALLY.

Never laugh at a man who has just rubbed baby oil all over himself and has posed for you... Trust me on this one; the net result of that is all bad.

STOP WASTING MY TIME WITH THIS

This dude is clearly a graduate of the George W Bush school of lying. C'mon man... nobody injects vitamin B12 into their ass. I'll take my B12 the old fashioned way -thank you very much; -orally . The thing is, it's not like I give a shit wether you're on the juice or not, i mean, fuck it; let all these douchebags do whatever drugs they want; roofies, cat tranquilizers, chrystal meth, jenkem, coke, whatever... I dont give a fuck. -Just keep your bullshit from eatiing up my NFL playoff coverage on Sportscenter.
Baseball is a mega fruitcake sport anyways... Enough already, -who cares? Lets not give congress any more excuses to not do their fucking jobs. Besides, Baseball is in dire need of some 'spicing up' via massive widespread drug abuse 'makeover'. -You smell me?

L.O.A. GOVERNATOR DOUBLE FEATURE!

Apparently, if there's 3 things the governator really enjoys its: 'pumping up', cumming, and raving. I don't blame him, I love that shit too.

RUFF RUGGED & RAW

Good lookin out Adam the Barbarian at overpriviledged.

DAVID LYNCH iPHONE COMMERCIAL

This dude is one of my idols.

OUR BOY TREVOR CATCHES MAD FAME ON A 2 GIRLS 1 CUP REACTIONS COMPILATION VIDEO!!

Watch for him 33 seconds into it. He was briefed on what he was going to see beforehand, so he tried his best to shrug it off, but even the most rugged gangstas fall victim to the awesome power of 2G1C.

HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: NONAMI TAKIZAWA

Note, to self: don't drink multiple Redbulls after 2am.
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THE ROC BOYS IN THE BUILDING TONITE!

THE BILDERBERG GROUP AND THE NEW WORLD ORDER

GAY ROBOT

After debating the unquestionable genius of the movie 'Grandma's Boy' with a certain Saint Paul-based LOA contingent, I was reminded of how fucking funny Nick Swardson is. Anyhow, I posted a link for the pilot of his show 'Gay Robot' about a year ago, but I think many of you probably slept on it. Since then the entire uncut clip is now availiable online, I figured a re-post was in order. Enjoy!

YOU 'GO' GUURL!!

Feast your ears on this unabashed fruitcake. I challenge you to not turn it off immediately; it's really difficult not to.Fucking creepy...

THAT THONG TH-THONG-THONG THONG.

Costa Mesa Stand Up! Holla back..

KIRK 'KILLA' CAMERON IS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HIZZ-OUSE!

TO THOSE ABOUT TO CHRISTIAN ROCK, -WE SALUTE YOU!

Carlton's Breakin' and Poppin'

An old MTV clip from '85 starring a very young Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton)

RICK ROSS KEEPS SHIT REALLY REAL

I swear to god, I really want portrait chains to be the next big thing in gaudy jewelry.

L.O.A. JAMZZZ!

FUCK YEAH!! This is what I'm talking bout. Motherfucking Oran 'Juice' Jones breaking bitches down to their very last compound... Unfortunately, homie had to find out the hard way -"You can't make a hoe a housewife". Let that be a lesson to all of us. M.O.B. (stick to the script)

TODAY'S MATHMATICS

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BUSH'S NORTH AMERICAN SHADOW GOVERNMENT

It seems only natural that since your boy Bush is doing such a phenominal job of running the U.S. government, that he should take a stab at ruling all of North America. Maybe that's why he's been so uncharacteristically unconcerned with securing the U.S./ Mexican border.Government documents released by a Freedom of Information Act request reveal the Bush administration is running a "shadow government" with Mexico and Canada in which the U.S. is crafting a broad range of policy in conjunction with its neighbors to the north and south, asserts WND columnist and author Jerome R. Corsi. The documents, a total of about 1,000 pages, are among the first to be released to Corsi through his FOIA request to the Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America, or SPP, which describes itself as an initiative "to increase security and to enhance prosperity among the three countries through greater cooperation." "The documents clearly reveal that SPP, working within the U.S. Department of Commerce, is far advanced in putting together a new regional infrastructure, creating a 'shadow' trilateral bureaucracy with Mexico and Canada that is aggressively rewriting a wide range of U.S. administrative law, all without congressional oversight or public disclosure," Corsi said. Among the initial discoveries, said Corsi, is the existence of an internal Intranet website that never has been revealed to Congress or the public.
"This private internal website," he claims, "undoubtedly contains a wealth of documentation that the FOIA request has so far intentionally excluded." Corsi told WND the documents reveal hundreds of internal meetings, memoranda of understanding and other referenced agreements that have not been disclosed. "We have here the beginnings of a whitewash," he said, "in which SPP evidently thinks the public will be hoodwinked by a 'Myths vs. Facts' document posted for public relations purposes on their public website." Among the documents is an organizational chart accompanied by a listing of trilateral Mexican, Canadian and U.S. administrative officers who report on multiple cabinet level "working groups." The government watchdog Judicial Watch announced today it has received some of the same documents, including the organizational chart, which can be seen in this pdf file, on page seven. "There is no specific authorization for this massive administrative-branch integration with Mexico and Canada other than what amounts to a press conference jointly issued by President Bush, Mexico's President Vicente Fox, and Canada's then-Prime Minister Paul Martin on March 23, 2005, at the end of their summit in Waco, Texas," Corsi said. Corsi added that even the "Myth vs. Facts" blurb on the SPP.gov website admits the SPP is neither a treaty nor a law. Government documents released by a Freedom of Information Act request reveal the Bush administration is running a "shadow government" with Mexico and Canada in which the U.S. is crafting a broad range of policy in conjunction with its neighbors to the north and south, asserts WND columnist and author Jerome R. Corsi. The documents, a total of about 1,000 pages, are among the first to be released to Corsi through his FOIA request to the Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America, or SPP, which describes itself as an initiative "to increase security and to enhance prosperity among the three countries through greater cooperation." "The documents clearly reveal that SPP, working within the U.S. Department of Commerce, is far advanced in putting together a new regional infrastructure, creating a 'shadow' trilateral bureaucracy with Mexico and Canada that is aggressively rewriting a wide range of U.S. administrative law, all without congressional oversight or public disclosure," Corsi said.
"The Bush administration is trying to create the infrastructure of a new regional North American government in stealth fashion, under the radar and out of public view," Corsi claims. "Where is Congress, asleep at the wheel?" The SPP organizational chart Corsi obtained shows 13 working groups covering a wide range of public policy issues, including Manufactured Goods; Energy, Food & Agriculture; Rules of Origin' Health; E-Commerce; Transportation; Environment; Financial Services; Business Facilitation; External Threats to North America; Streamlined & Secured Shared Borders; and Prevention/Response within North America. U.S. administrative-branch officers participating in these working groups are drawn from the U.S. departments of State, Homeland Security, Commerce, Treasury, Agriculture, Transportation, Energy, Health and Human Services, and the office of the U.S. Trade Representative. The released documents affirm that counterparts from official governmental agencies in Mexico and Canada are combined with the U.S. administrative branch to form new trilateral "working groups" that actively rewrite U.S. administrative law to "harmonize" or "integrate" with administrative law in Mexico and Canada. "What we have here amounts to an administrative coup d'etat," Corsi told WND. "Where does the Bush administration get the congressional authorization to invite two foreign nations to the table to rewrite U.S. law?"

JESUS CAMP/ CHILD ABUSE

One of the more disturbing heinous things you'll see this year... Wait, scratch that. Now that I think about it, you'll probably see dozens of things that suck equally as bad or worse than this.

CONNECTICUT BOY ALWAYS IN FAVRE JERSEY FINALLY SEES GAME

A boy who hasn't stopped wearing his Brett Favre jersey since Christmas four years ago has finally attended his first Green Bay Packers game. David Witthoft, 11, of Ridgefield, Conn., traveled with his family to Lambeau Field to watch the Packers' 34-13 victory over the Detroit Lions on Sunday. Witthoft admits he will probably soon have to hang up the jersey, which he got for Christmas in 2003. "I thought I would keep wearing it as long as I could get it over my head," Witthoft told the Green Bay Press-Gazette after the game. "But I'll probably take it off in the next year, certainly. Then I'll hang it up in a frame or maybe send it to the [Packers] Hall of Fame." His mother, Carolyn, washes the jersey every two days and has had to mend it.

THE NETWORK

LOOSE CHANGE 911 FINAL CUT

It's tin-foil hat time once again yall. For all of you unpatriotic looney left America-haters, -this one's for you. Enjoy!