JERSEY JOE ART SHOW!

If you're gonna be in or around LA next Friday (March 7th, 7:-11:PM) Check out Jersey Joe's art show at Ghetto Gloss Gallery... -Bring your fuckin checkbooks!
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GET OUT YOUR FUCKIN CHECKBOOK

(Good lookin' out John!)

AFTER WATCHING THIS, EVERYBODY ROCK YOUR AMERICAN FLAG LAPELL PINS EXTRA HARD. U-S-A! U-S-A!

MARK MATHIS; THE FORMER WEATHER PERSON FORMERLY KNOWN AS A FORMER OBNOXIOUS DRUNKEN FRATBOY

I'm not sure wether this guy is a genius or a total idiot; but he's entertaining and I guess that's more than you traditionally expect out of your weather man.

'TOO BLACK; TOO STRONG' -HAAAIIL NAW... MORE LIKE "SO POOR, SO BLACK" -ASK WOLF BLITZER ABOUT IT

ANOTHER REASON TO CONTINUE HATING POLICE

(I blatantly hijacked this from The Loss Prevention Blog. Hollerate religiously, tell 'em Snickerdoodles sent ya!)

REAL TALK

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I don't know if this has been posted, and I do know it's old as sheeeeit, but I also know that its REAL TALK.
Don't let no one get you down, gurl.

GI JOE public service announcements

LIVE (YouTube clip posted March 19 2007) from Australia!!!

now that im in OZ for the next lil bit ive been hearing stories about how dope it was when people used to box Kangaroos™, like i guess those things have massive claws on there back legs and when boxing a lot of times they will bounce up on their tail and fully claw people to the point that their guts will pour out, altho there are no clips on YouTube showing that happen, but it must have been rad to see...

GHOSTRIDING WHIPS; -IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA...

(Good lookin' out Nicky Vecki)

UUUHH!! -I LIKE IT LIKE THAT! -SLOW MOTION FOR ME; SLOW MOTION FOR ME!

(Good looking out Rock Rococo!)

Hold the Fecal Bacteria Please

this one's for you S-Dot!!

this may end up one of the longest 4 minutes and 6 seconds of your life, but i suggest you watch it. also, peep SpongeBob slapping some busty asian girls ass...how could i not dedicate this to Snickerdoodles!!

Perfect Day

MY ENDORSEMENT FOR ITALIAN/SPANISH/MOORISH PERSON OF THE YEAR GOES TO...

MR. JOHN MOTHERFUCKING OATES!

I don't know if our boy, Young Doodles, has received any other candidates for this award, but my man has got to be the front-runner. He made "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" for Christ's sake!!!

R E A L T A L K

wait...

soooo, i just got back from a 7 hour drive through the night and im not sure if i really just watched this clip or not, but on the off chance that its real and i didnt just dream this up from a lack of sleep im gonna post it.

LOA'S 2008 CAUCASIAN OF THE YEAR: BOBBY CONN

That's it, I'm calling it! A mere 48 hours after the '08 Asian of the year was declared, your boy Snickerdoodles has once again SHOCKED the world by proclaiming Bobby Conn as this year's winner of the Caucazoid crown. Bobby Conn has charisma oozing out of every orifice of his body, while remaining both and officer and a gentleman. Lords of Apathy Salutes you Bobby Conn! Now that we've got the Asians and the Whites locked down for the year, I'm open to your suggestions for your nominees in all other racial and ethinc categories. As always I will have the final say as to who wins, but I will work diligently to sort through the thousands of entries in order to find the most deserving champions of each respective racial category. Be sure to include the reasons why you think your nominee should be chosen to represent his or her respective race.

PHONE SEX GRANDMA

If the thought of a 65 year old woman telling you how she's going to eat out your asshole isn't revolting enough, wait until she says it in her wide array of various stereotypical 'ethnic' voices.-Enjoy! (good lookin' out KG)

IF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED WHAT IT'D BE LIKE TO ATTEND A TOWN HALL MEETING WHILE ON ACID...

Now you know.

RAM IT!

In the fine tradition of the '85 Bears 'Superbowl Shuffle' and Jim Jones' recent NY Giants remix to 'Balllinnnn!', the homie 'Theee Casual Male' just laced me with this Rams banger cleverly titled "Ram It". At first I thought this was some of his St. Louis pride coming through, but after watching it I realized that it was actually from the Rams' short stint in L.A. Keep your eyes peeled for Eric Dickerson and his "Rapping". Fucking miserable....Good lookin out Mike!

SERIOUSLY...-GET A MOTHERFUCKING GRIP LADY.

Seeing a nipple for a split second can be traumatic for children... Or at least the ones that are too old for breastfeeding and too young to watch a rated R movie. Janet Jackson's tits are dissmantling this lady's family piece by piece.

CRUNK MUZIK

I don't know who this cat is, but there is A LOT I like about him. Insane singing, insane dancing, not taking shit from the man, and most importantly, that tracksuit/neck scarf combo he has going. That shit is hot.

FUCK YEAH!!!

If there's one thing that gets your boy Snickerdoodles PUMPED it's the Westminster Dog Show! Fuck Yeah, -this year's competition was off the hook yo! Dog vs dog, dog eat dog, -to quote our boy Mitt Romney -"Who Let the Dogs Out!!?? (woof woof)". Hell yeah...Although if you ask me, the poodle got robbed...-Did you see the gate on that muthafucka!? -Shit was no joke son.

LOA's 2008 ASIAN OF THE YEAR: SATO KAZUSA

You might think it's a little premature to announce the '08 Asian of the year award in mid-February, (I might even give her the '09 award while I'm at it), but the fact is, I highly doubt humanity can produce a higher quality human being that Sato Kazusa between now and December 31st. If you got any problems with that take it up with the LOA Asian of the Year Committee (I.E. me)
Also, congrats to the '08's Asian of the year runner-up Bobby Tang, the emerging accessories designer/ former Employee of the Month: believed by some to be the most handsome (/ ONLY handsome) Asian dude in the entire world. (Click image to get a boner in higher resolution)

LOA DECLARES SATO KAZUSA WEEK!

In the wake of her huge "Asian of the Year" award we thought it'd only be fitting to follow up by giving Sato her own week on LOA. Sato is clearly the best person ever, -Jesus be dammed.

McCAIN!

Keep in mind, after 8 years of the Republican slow-motion nosedive piloted by your boy 'W', this was the best they could offer... That speaks volumes.

VANITY LICENSE PLATE OF THE YEAR

This one is a tough act to follow... For all of you vanity plate heads out there, put your thinking caps on and BRING IT!! (I blatantly hijacked this from Mr. Nasty Raps Blog. Hollerate religiously)

YOUR PRESIDENT

You can always tell somebody's full of shit when they have a smile on their face at really inappropriate times... -especially a big goofy fetal alchohol syndrome smile. But to his credit, the thought of torturing somebody is pretty damn hillarious -AH HA HA HA!!!!

WHO THE FUCK IS KADOUR ZIANI?

I'd never heard of this dude until 5 minutes ago. but he may have some of the illest dunks I've ever seen.

LORDS OF APATHY MASSAGE CORNER

It's been a long week; why don't we pamper ourselves with a full body massage. (-And when I say 'Full Body', I pretty much just mean your gigantic breasts)

RACE RELATIONS IN AMERICA

From the people who brought you the 'Unforgivable' series. This is an action-packed masterpiece with a powerful message.
(Good lookin' out Freightman!)

ROGER TROUTMAN

Is it just me, or do you think T-Pain should be dragged into the street and shot? Talk about a shameless biter with no talent whatsoever. Roger Troutman was the fucuking man , get off his dick already. Rest in Peace Roger Troutman.

Lords of Apathy/GQ Hardbodiez

how do the members of LOA/GQ Hardbodies stay so FUCKING ripped even after week after week of sitting in front of a computer blogging and researching future blog posts? i mean, you might think we spent 24 hours a day at the gym based on how fucking cut we are, but the simple truth is that we got these bodiez from this revolutionary workout machine...

rumors confirmed, but dont think your gonna be down with GQ just cus you get ripped... this shits a lifestyle that VERY few could handle. trust.

THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND

This is an ill documentary on revolutionary political activists from the 60's. Enjoy the contrast with today's generation of apathetic X-box playing consumer zombies.

CRANK DAT CURRY SAUCE!

This one was a no-brainer; when you manage to incorporate 2 of my favorite things in the world: Indian food, and the Soulja Boy... Some serious magic was made here.(Good lookin out Revok!)

Gettin Y'all Ready for the Weekend

Pay close attention, ain't a man alive who couldn't learn somthing.

Best reconize that the Brit's can spit the gift!

V FOR VENDETTA

SEAN KINGSTON MAKES REALLY BAD MUSIC

It hardly even seems noteworthy to make a post like this, considering that pretty much everyone makes really bad music these days. It kind of makes you wonder, at what point did the bar get set soooo low that music of this shitty quality passes for something I should be bothered to listen to. I mean, fuck it, Sean Kingston should do a song with T-Pain and have Beyonce' sing the hook. That sounds awful, so they may as well go ahead and do it.

SO WAIT...

I don't get it... Why is Mena Suvari famous Again? I know who she is, I just dont know WHY she is. Some of you might think she's hot or at least a 'Chud', but all of that is lost on me. She's super un-hot verging on creepy. She's a bad actress with wierd-looking boobs. She's not asian; and I believe that's a called strike three. OUUUUUUTTTT!!!!
Your comments welcome.

CHEATERS NEVER WIN, AND...

Awww... poor little cheating-ass crybaby cheater. I'm Lovin' It!' (As much as it's possible to love a non-Packers Superbowl)

TOO YOUNG FOR LOVE

I just saw the movie 'The New World' on HBO the other day. Actually I didn't really pay attention to it beyond the gorgeous actress who played the role of Pocahontis. Basically, from what I gathered, the movie revolves around Colin Farrell trying to get Pocahontis in the bone chamber. When I went to google to find out who the actress was, to my surprise, I learned that Q'Orianka Kilcher was only 15 (years old) when the movie was filmed! -Yikes!!.. Looks like your boy Snickerdoodles will have to postpone my boner over her for a few years. It's all good though; time is on my side. Yes it is. Also, that girl's got a Hydrogen car made by Honda.

RAMBO!

I went into this movie with one thing in mind: -I want to walk out of this theatre an hour and a half later and be completely desensitized to other peoples' pain and suffering, and having little or no regard for human life. To quote our prophetic President; ladies and gentlemen, "Mission Accomplished!" (Although truth be told, I was 90% of the way there already)

CHRIS BERMAN GOES CRAZY

I love on-camera meltdowns.

FROZEN GRAND CENTRAL STATION

FAT-FUCK RUSSIAN BABY MUST BE DESTROYED!

I don't know anything about this baby because the website I found it on was written in what appeared to be some kind of Russian backwards 'R' language with a bunch of weird asymmetrical 'A's and shit. All I know is that this is reason enough to start up the cold war again. Somebody get Dick Cheney on the horn and have his boys at Blackwater send in some stealth-ass ninja motherfuckers to take this baby out. The future of the free world may hang in the balance. God help us all.

AHH, TO BE YOUNG AND IN LOVE...

Tender romance like this makes ones heart flutter. This is no ordinary love...

LORDS OF APATHY FITNESS REPORT

If you've ever spent much time hanging out with the Lords, it's obvious that we believe in maintaining a ripped, powerful, sexy bod. This isn't just an LOA thing, we extend this policy to all the gangs we run with, wether its the GQ Hardbodiez or the Jacuzzi Nation, -we got the type of abs you can do your laundry on. Holler at Josh Lazcano or Kyle Green if you don't believe me.

SIMPLY THE BEST

You have no idea what audio pleasures lie at your very fingertips. Peep this and other high caliber bangers at Mr. Nasty Raps Blog

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Let's kick off Stripper Safety Awareness week with a prime example of unsafe work conditions.