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I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY'RE SELLING, I WANT TWO. (OR TWOOOOOOOS!)

I think this is for a washing machine. This was ganked from It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold This Sac
For those of you that still like rap, it's a site worth checking out.

Link:

Although this has very little to do with rap.

"THEY HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOM"

Back to the Future Orange County Edition. 909 Stand Up!!! (And yes, that is a Delorean...)

THE NORTH AMERICAN UNION AND THE END OF THE DOLLAR

It's been while since i've indulged in my subsonscious paranoia about the New World Order and all the doomsday conspiracy stuff. For a few weeks, I think the idea of Obama becoming president gave me the false sense that the world wasn't going to blow up... Well, I think it's about time to start making some plans. It's starting to look like we're past the tipping point.

GOD....HOW MUCH LONGER?

Really; -what else is left to say? I mean... Everything's been said a b'jillion times before. It's just too painful to hear this talking colostomy bag barf up incomprehensible bald-faced lies much longer. Please do the world a favor Mr. Bush, and go crush a mason jar in your anus and die a slow, bloody and agonizing death.

AUSTRALIAN PEDOFILE GOES BERZERKER

UNFORTUNATE NAME FOR A WEATHERMAN

ONE OF MANY REASONS WHY I LOATHE CHRISTIANITY (CHRISTMAS EDITION)

Romans 13:1-10: Let every soul be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and the authorities that exist are appointed by God... For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to evil. Do you want to be unafraid of the authority? Do what is good, and you will have praise from the same. For he is God’s minister to you for good. But if you do evil, be afraid; for he does not bear the sword in vain; for he is God’s minister, an avenger to execute wrath on him who practices evil. Therefore you must be subject, not only because of wrath but also for conscience’ sake.

Are you fucking kidding me?? If you want to pick one passage from the bible that totally solidifies my abhorrence and utter disregard for christianity, that'd be a good starting point...In other words: Bow down to these shitbags; -in the name of the lord...

JUST SKIP THIS POST ALTOGETHER. GO ON TO THE NEXT ONE, YOU'LL THANK ME FOR IT.

Ok, seriously... Real talk; I'm telling you this as a friend. You are about to see something that will change your life forever -in a horrible, horrible, horrifying awful disturbing revolting way. You have to trust me on this one... You will seriously wish you'd never ever seen this, so dont even bother clicking this link. It's about a BILLION times worse than the new McNuggets commercial. This is some seriously fucked up, disturbing-ass shit that will probably make your life noticeably worse for having seen it. I'm saying, I've attempted to watch it on 3 separate occasions and have only been able to get about 20 seconds deep each time. I honestly haven't even gotten halfway through it before feeling like I immediately need to shut it off, and curl up in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep.
I mean, if you're one of those jaded-ass tough guys that thinks he's made of iron then have at it, just don't come whining to me when you can't ever experience happiness again.

The Heavyweight Champ

Looks like Kid Dynamite's deal with Diet Pepsi expired. I heard Tyson is going to step into the ring with Kobayashi in early '09.

R.I.P. BETTIE PAGE 4/22/23 - 12/11/08

Bettie Page, one of America's most photographed pin-up girls during the 1950s, died in Los Angeles on Thursday from pneumonia. She was 85.

XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL

Get you minds right muthafuckas

I'LL FUCKIN... I'LL FUCKIN... TAKE MY SHOES OFF AND STRAIGHT THROW THEM SHITS RIGHT AT YOUR GRILL SON... RIGHT AT YOUR GRILL LIKE BLAAAAAOW.

YO!.... WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR BOY??

Attention all parents putting crazy pressure on your kids to be in show business... -You might inadvertently cause something like this to happen. Your boy Michael 'Jacko' Jackson decided he was gonna go with the Arabian prince/ Zorro/ Muslim woman/ casual sleepwear getup, for an antique-shopping outing in Los Angeles today... Way to play it low-key Mike.

DUDE...

Seriously... What the FUCK??? Talk about patronizing... I'd be more inclined to have a meltdown over an R&B song about Chicken McNuggets© if it wasn't accidentally better that pretty much every Beyonce song ever made.
For all the Micky Dees (nuts) Nugget-heads in tha house tonight, I got the extended 60-second version for y'alls azzes. Peep Gameboy:

Tom Petty/Eagle vs. Goat

ok, this will take a little work on your end. this isn't some "click play, suck it, fuck it" LOA post, this is some real interactive shit.

below you see 2 YouTube.com clips, turn the volume all the way off on the top clip. next click play on the bottom clip, after that click play on the top clip. to fully enjoy this you might want to scroll your window so you can no longer see the Tom Petty clip, what you are doing here is listening to the audio of clip 2 while watching clip 1 with the audio turned off. got it?

Happy Birthday Blago!

Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich celebrates his 52nd birthday today. I wish I had more to write about him, but he's been staying below the radar lately so I don't have anything else to report. Keep up the great work, Gov!

'TOUCH MY BODY' (NO HOMO)

Koreans, be proud, -your boy is KILLIN it!! William Hung watch your back son! (Good lookin out Playboy Kenny)

FACE OFF

You might not want to eat after this one... And when I say "not eat" -I mean 'ever'.

DONNY MILLER

Everyone's favorite artist/ comedian, Donny Miller, decided to have a bake sale to help raise money to help bail out the 'Big 3' American auto manufacturers. Good looking out Donny.
Big 3 Bake Sale from Donny Miller on Vimeo.

MESS WITH THE BULL... -WELL YOU KNOW THE REST

I can't say that I really feel bad for this asshole; -after all, what'd he think was gonna happen? It's an angry bull for fuck's sake!

Rookie of the Year Watch: Chris Dane Owens

Katy Perry, Kanye and Beyonce need to fall the fuck back because it's game, set and match for Chris Dane Owens. His video tour de force for the smash hit "Shine On Me" hits on all cylinders and makes things easy for next year's MTV awards judges. Robert Short, the man responsible for wowing audiences with visual effects in "Splash" and "Beetlejuice," stepped up to the plate and knocked it out of the park for CDO on this one.
Flying dragons? Check.
Split screen swordplay? Check.
MF DOOM cameo? Check.
Sexually ambiguous protagonist? Check.
Bravo, Chris Dane Owens. 2009 is your year.

INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP

Fucking YUCK...