September 30, 2008
"WHEN WE'RE AT WAR WITH THE A-RABS, WE DON'T NEED AN A-RAB PRESIDENT." Barack Obama; -The Redneck Perspective
File this one under "Dropping Knowledge".
INSANE CLOWN POSSE BABY FUNERAL
This might be one of the more awkward, disturbing, fucked up conversations of all time. Listen to 'Juggalo Julie' discuss the finer points regarding her dead baby and Insane Clown Posse merchandise. Must be heard to be believed!!(Good looking out Mike B.)
September 29, 2008
JACK CAFFERTY
Give this dude a verse on the 'Whoop That Trick' remix... I generally think cranky old white dudes are kind of a pain in the ass, but this guy has a way of keeping it refreshingly real. Watch as he takes Sarah Palin to the woodshed on her Katie Couric interview. He even straightens out Wolf Blitzer in the process... PRICELESS!!!
CRAZY "CONSPIRACY THEORIES"
People call you a crazy conspiracy theorist if you dont lap up the insane line of bullshit the state-sponsored media feeds us. If you question 911, or your government's involvement in it, or the countless ways people in and connected to this administration have benefitted one hundered-fold from it, people act like you are a lunatic. It is in fact lunacy to think for a second that these people in charge have not rigged every major event since they have come to power, including this current financial 'crisis'. There are powerful people behind the scenes that benefit from every major crisis and tragedy that occurs. It's only logical to think that they're not passively waiting around for these things to happen...Don't take my word for it, Take JFK's. He told us all about it; -right before they...-I mean Lee Harvey Oswald, killed him.
R.I.P. PAUL NEWMAN
HARTFORD, Conn.—Paul Newman broached the subject of his philanthropic legacy several years ago while fishing with friends Robert Forrester and David Horvitz off the Outer Banks of North Carolina. Even though he was a Hollywood icon -- a 10-time Academy Award nominee known for his performances in such classic films as "Cool Hand Luke" and "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" -- it was a rare moment in which Newman reflected on how he would be remembered after his death, Horvitz recalled Sunday. "Most of the time he didn't think about legacy," he said. "He was pretty much in the moment." But Newman, who died Friday of cancer at age 83, told the men he wanted to be remembered for the "Hole in the Wall" camps he helped to start across the world for children with life-threatening illnesses and to make sure that 100 percent of the profits from his popular food company, Newman's Own, would continue to benefit such camps and thousands of other charities. Horvitz is chairman of the Association of Hole in the Wall Camps, which has 11 camps across the globe. Newman told him that he had been lucky in life, born with piercing blue eyes and gift for acting, and how it was unfair that so many innocent children were unlucky to have been burdened with devastating diseases such as AIDS or leukemia. "He felt a need and an obligation to try to give back," Horvitz said. "He loved the camps. He loved being there. He loved being with the kids," he added. "He loved their smiles and their laughter." In 1982, Newman and writer A.E. Hotchner started Newman's Own to market Newman's original oil-and-vinegar dressing. It began as a joke and grew into a multimillion-dollar business. Newman and his food company have given more than $250 million to charity over the years. Last year, $28 million from the sale of pasta sauces, salad dressings, popcorn and other products was distributed to a variety of social causes, including the Safe Water Network, which Newman helped start to provide safe drinking water to impoverished communities in places like India and Africa. Until two years ago, Newman had the task of personally distributing the company's profits. But he and Forrester set up a private, independent foundation, known as Newman's Own Foundation, to carry on the work without Newman. "Really, everything is in great shape," Forrester said of the foundation and the company after Newman's death. He is the foundation's vice chairman. "He said, 'When I'm not here, this foundation is to continue the tradition of giving all of this money away,'" Forrester said. Forrester joked how such planning wasn't part of Newman's nature. A sign famously hangs in Newman's Westport, Conn., offices that reads, "If I had a plan I would be screwed." Newman welcomed the opinions of others as he pursued the business and his philanthropic efforts. Forrester explained how the actor believed in the benefit of "creative chaos," where, as in a movie set, different people offer ideas about how a scene should be handled. "That was Paul's enduring philosophy, and it worked," Forrester said. "It sounds awful, but it was part of Paul saying everybody had a voice." At Forrester's request, Newman came up with what he wanted the Newman's Own company -- he hated the word "brand" -- to stand for. Newman listed quality food, fair labor practices, a mission focused on philanthropy and not profit, and an open environment in the workplace, not a bureaucratic one. Forrester said that mission will continue, even though Newman is gone. Also, his smiling face will still appear on bottles of marinade and boxes of frozen pizza, and his wife, actress Joanne Woodward, will still sit on the Newman's Own Foundation Board of Directors. Newman typically sat in on all the board meetings, with the exception of the most recent one, about a week ago. Forrester said Newman's friends at Newman's Own -- some who have worked there from the early days of the company -- plan to look for ways to expand the business in order to carry out the actor's wishes and give away even more money. "We're stewards of this legacy," he said.
TIMES IS HARD ON THE BOULEVARD...
It seems as though even the trillionaires are struggling in this fucked-up Republican economy... I thought I saw Bill Gates sucking somebody's dick for crack in some dirty alley on the way to work this morning.
(Photo Robert Tang)
(Photo Robert Tang)
LOA Fitness: Laughter(?)
this installment of LOA Fitness comes to you live and direct from the Grand Caymen Islands where i have discovered an all new way to get those washboard pecks you always wanted!
September 28, 2008
SARAH PALIN/ Ms. SOUTH CAROLINA MASH UP.
I'd say they're about even in articulating their ideas, however Palin's CRUSHING her on foreign policy and geography (-After all, she can see Russia from her house.)
September 27, 2008
CORPORATE (TAXPAYER-FUNDED) WELFARE -By Nicolo Vecki
If you have any sort of opinion on the recent tumult in the banking industry chances are that you fall into one of two camps:
You either blame policy makers in Congress, the Treasury Department, and the Federal Reserve along with bank executives, and Wall Street traders for greedily lining their pockets and doing whatever it takes to show profits this quarter while saying to hell with tomorrow.
Or you blame poor people who took the bait of double mortgages, 3-year ARMs, no-money-down home loans and maybe fibbed about their income because they thought they were finally going to get a piece of the American Dream. And in that case you probably also blame the angry liberal media for precipitating the predicament were in with all their baseless claims that we were heading for a recession.
There’s a lot of talk that this is no time to be pointing fingers, and that we just need to focus on the solution. But I think this is a great time to point fingers. Let’s start with asset management companies Pimco, BlackRock, Morgan Stanley, the Blackstone Group private equity firm, Bank of New York Mellon, and JPMorgan Chase. Last year many of these companies placed bets against banks that have since failed, and now they’ve swooped in to purchase the failed companies at bargain-basement prices. Some of these companies have advised the Treasury Department on structuring the bailout package and have added language to the proposal that will directly benefit their own financial institutions. Many of them sent lobbyists to Congress last week to coax policy makers into passing the bailout package as soon as possible. Many of these companies are competing for rolls in managing assets involved with the bailout package. This is work that could earn them $1 billion a year, and that’s a conservative calculation according to an article this week in the New York Times. Some financial institutions stand to gain much, much more.
JPMorgan Chase bought Bear Stearns for a song earlier this year, and now they’ve purchased a vast share in Washington Mutual. In both purchases JPMorgan was the only company allowed to make a bid in deals that were facilitated by the Treasury Department and The Federal Reserve. (Keep in mind that JP Morgan played an instrumental roll in creating the Federal Reserve in 1913—is his bank still getting kickbacks thanks to their 100-year old relationship with the Fed?)
Goldman Sachs is the winningest investment bank in the U.S. right now. Last week when it looked like the bank was faltering a little bit, Warren Buffet stepped in and invested $5 billion in the company. Considering the current environment of the banking system Goldman Sachs appears bulletproof by comparison to other banks. Could this be because former Goldman Sachs CEO Henry Paulson is the current Secretary of Treasury? And why does all of this just happen to occur with less than 40 days before the next presidential election? Maybe because Bush administration cronies see that the sun is setting on legalized stealing. And they realize that if they’re going to rob the joint, they had better do it now.
Lastly, Where is the $700 billion supposed to come from? This week at a meeting of the Joint Economic Committee, Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke stated that he didn’t plan on having to monetize any part of the bailout, which means he doesn’t plan on borrowing the money by selling treasury securities to foreign central banks, and he doesn’t plan on printing the money and thus create more inflation. So where the hell else is the money going to come from? Bernanke mumbled that, “The Fed had an independent instrument, its management monetary policy.” That’s the best I could make out what he said. What’s that like magic or something? Does he mean they’re going to reach into an alternate dimension where they’ve got a unicorn shitting out golden eggs or what? While a lot of this banking situation is by design very fuzzy, you can rest assured that it’s fuzzy so that nobody understands what’s happening while a handful of individuals run off with a shit ton on money—all that money that vanished from your 401K this week didn’t just disappear into thin air.
Also read:
“Big Financiers Start Lobbying For Wider Financial Aid” –New York Times
Watch this video to see if you can figure out what Bernanke says about the bailout money:
You either blame policy makers in Congress, the Treasury Department, and the Federal Reserve along with bank executives, and Wall Street traders for greedily lining their pockets and doing whatever it takes to show profits this quarter while saying to hell with tomorrow.
Or you blame poor people who took the bait of double mortgages, 3-year ARMs, no-money-down home loans and maybe fibbed about their income because they thought they were finally going to get a piece of the American Dream. And in that case you probably also blame the angry liberal media for precipitating the predicament were in with all their baseless claims that we were heading for a recession.
There’s a lot of talk that this is no time to be pointing fingers, and that we just need to focus on the solution. But I think this is a great time to point fingers. Let’s start with asset management companies Pimco, BlackRock, Morgan Stanley, the Blackstone Group private equity firm, Bank of New York Mellon, and JPMorgan Chase. Last year many of these companies placed bets against banks that have since failed, and now they’ve swooped in to purchase the failed companies at bargain-basement prices. Some of these companies have advised the Treasury Department on structuring the bailout package and have added language to the proposal that will directly benefit their own financial institutions. Many of them sent lobbyists to Congress last week to coax policy makers into passing the bailout package as soon as possible. Many of these companies are competing for rolls in managing assets involved with the bailout package. This is work that could earn them $1 billion a year, and that’s a conservative calculation according to an article this week in the New York Times. Some financial institutions stand to gain much, much more.
JPMorgan Chase bought Bear Stearns for a song earlier this year, and now they’ve purchased a vast share in Washington Mutual. In both purchases JPMorgan was the only company allowed to make a bid in deals that were facilitated by the Treasury Department and The Federal Reserve. (Keep in mind that JP Morgan played an instrumental roll in creating the Federal Reserve in 1913—is his bank still getting kickbacks thanks to their 100-year old relationship with the Fed?)
Goldman Sachs is the winningest investment bank in the U.S. right now. Last week when it looked like the bank was faltering a little bit, Warren Buffet stepped in and invested $5 billion in the company. Considering the current environment of the banking system Goldman Sachs appears bulletproof by comparison to other banks. Could this be because former Goldman Sachs CEO Henry Paulson is the current Secretary of Treasury? And why does all of this just happen to occur with less than 40 days before the next presidential election? Maybe because Bush administration cronies see that the sun is setting on legalized stealing. And they realize that if they’re going to rob the joint, they had better do it now.
Lastly, Where is the $700 billion supposed to come from? This week at a meeting of the Joint Economic Committee, Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke stated that he didn’t plan on having to monetize any part of the bailout, which means he doesn’t plan on borrowing the money by selling treasury securities to foreign central banks, and he doesn’t plan on printing the money and thus create more inflation. So where the hell else is the money going to come from? Bernanke mumbled that, “The Fed had an independent instrument, its management monetary policy.” That’s the best I could make out what he said. What’s that like magic or something? Does he mean they’re going to reach into an alternate dimension where they’ve got a unicorn shitting out golden eggs or what? While a lot of this banking situation is by design very fuzzy, you can rest assured that it’s fuzzy so that nobody understands what’s happening while a handful of individuals run off with a shit ton on money—all that money that vanished from your 401K this week didn’t just disappear into thin air.
Also read:
“Big Financiers Start Lobbying For Wider Financial Aid” –New York Times
Watch this video to see if you can figure out what Bernanke says about the bailout money:
September 26, 2008
September 25, 2008
WELL...THERE IT IS FOLKS...
(Good looking out Kristin R.)
There's the person, out of all possible VP picks, that John McCain decided was the best/ brightest/ most qualified to step into the role as president, should he wake up dead one morning... Actually, let me revise that statement; Sarah Palin is the VP pick McCains puppetmasters chose for him. If it was up to McCain he would have chosen sellout-ass traitor Joe Lieberman. Anyways, rest assured Republicans, when Grandpa McCain kicks the bucket, the fate of our nation will be in the hands of a beauty queen turned fundamentalist christian soccer mom... Enjoy that one!
There's the person, out of all possible VP picks, that John McCain decided was the best/ brightest/ most qualified to step into the role as president, should he wake up dead one morning... Actually, let me revise that statement; Sarah Palin is the VP pick McCains puppetmasters chose for him. If it was up to McCain he would have chosen sellout-ass traitor Joe Lieberman. Anyways, rest assured Republicans, when Grandpa McCain kicks the bucket, the fate of our nation will be in the hands of a beauty queen turned fundamentalist christian soccer mom... Enjoy that one!
September 24, 2008
BACK THAT ASS UP
This alleged thief had to be rushed to hospital last night after being impaled on a fence. The incident took place at the East London museum. The suspect is alleged to have broken down the back door to the museum. The alarm went off, giving him a fright, and he ran away. He climbed a tree and then attempted to jump over the fence. However, he lost his footing and was impaled by one of the spikes on the fence. The man was discovered by a tow truck driver who heard his cries. 
September 20, 2008
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September 16, 2008
WHOA!! WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS MATTHEWS?
You guys be carefull out there!! I think the bodysnatchers have landed and have already eaten Chris Matthews (-the guy famous for suckling at the scrotum and anus of the Bush administration). They've replaced him with with this humanoid vertebrate, who absolutely rips this McCain shill an new asshole. As a matter of fact, he even rips her new asshole a new asshole. Peep game!:
HOT ASIAN KID DJs Du JOUR: DJ SARA & DJ RYUSEI
FUUUUUCK!!! HOW ILL IS THIS?! DJ Ryusei (left) is 5 years old, and DJ Sara, his sister is 8. Seriously, it's a travesty of justice that T-Pain even has a job right now and these baby geniuses are just making YouTube videos. Actually, I hear that they make more money than most adult DJs, it's just too bad that hip hop replaced the scratch DJ with the funny little T-Pain voice effect box...
September 15, 2008
"I HATE GOOKS; I WILL HATE THEM AS LONG AS I LIVE" -John McCain
Based on that statement, I hope that 71 yr. old John McCain is only able to hate "gooks" for another month or month and a half... Read on to learn more about grandpappy McCain's diversified portfolio of racism.
"I hate the gooks," McCain said February 18, 2000 in response to a question from reporters aboard his campaign bus. "I will hate them as long as I live." McCain, a former Navy pilot who spent five years in a Vietnamese prisoner of war camp, was questioned about the language because of a story last month in the Nation magazine reporting his continued use of the slur. Since then, reports of McCain's language have been circulating on Internet chat sites and e-mails among Asian Americans, many of whom find the the term offensive and inappropriate for an elected official. McCain's appeal to voters has been as a wartime hero and a feisty politician who speaks his mind and damns the consequences. But his comments on the eve of the key South Carolina primary show the candidate's vaunted "straight talk" in another light. "The use of a racist slur can't be acceptable for any national leader, regardless of his background," said Diane Chin, executive director of the San Francisco-based Chinese for Affirmative Action. "For someone running for president not to recognize the power of words is a problem." While McCain's words may have little effect in conservative South Carolina, where few Asian Americans live, they could come back to haunt him in other states. "Historically, straight talkers who say things off the top of their heads eventually hang themselves with those sorts of remarks," said Bruce Cain, a political scientist at the University of California at Berkeley. "While it might not hurt him now, Democrats are not going to have any hesitation about using this stuff to string him up later."
For a Double-shot of McCain Racism, Remember that Public enemy video Chef Rykwon posted a few months back that references McCain's staunch opposition to the Martin Luther King Holiday? Peep game:
"I hate the gooks," McCain said February 18, 2000 in response to a question from reporters aboard his campaign bus. "I will hate them as long as I live." McCain, a former Navy pilot who spent five years in a Vietnamese prisoner of war camp, was questioned about the language because of a story last month in the Nation magazine reporting his continued use of the slur. Since then, reports of McCain's language have been circulating on Internet chat sites and e-mails among Asian Americans, many of whom find the the term offensive and inappropriate for an elected official. McCain's appeal to voters has been as a wartime hero and a feisty politician who speaks his mind and damns the consequences. But his comments on the eve of the key South Carolina primary show the candidate's vaunted "straight talk" in another light. "The use of a racist slur can't be acceptable for any national leader, regardless of his background," said Diane Chin, executive director of the San Francisco-based Chinese for Affirmative Action. "For someone running for president not to recognize the power of words is a problem." While McCain's words may have little effect in conservative South Carolina, where few Asian Americans live, they could come back to haunt him in other states. "Historically, straight talkers who say things off the top of their heads eventually hang themselves with those sorts of remarks," said Bruce Cain, a political scientist at the University of California at Berkeley. "While it might not hurt him now, Democrats are not going to have any hesitation about using this stuff to string him up later."For a Double-shot of McCain Racism, Remember that Public enemy video Chef Rykwon posted a few months back that references McCain's staunch opposition to the Martin Luther King Holiday? Peep game:
September 14, 2008
LOA; THE TAKEOVER...
To all you other bloggers throwin' shots at Snickers; -you only get half a bar... Fuck y'all niggas.
BULLSHIT ANTI-OBAMA AD
Leave it to the Dishonest Republicans to feign outrage over something they know is a bullshit assertion in the first place. As if this even warrants clarification; Obama wasn't referring to Sarah Palin when he said his "You can put lipstick on a pig" comment; He was referring to McCain's policies. Although If I was Obama, I would have more artfully chosen to say "You can put lipstick on a pig, and her pregnant teenaged daughter, but they're still pigs". - After that, I would then publicly apologise to actual pigs for comparing them to Sarah Palin and her daughter. Fuck those bitches.
September 12, 2008
RETARDED POLICEMAN/ RACIAL PROFILING
I didn't want to post this one, but a little voice inside my head told me I had to... I guess if you like this kind of thing you're a bad person.
September 11, 2008
HAPPY RUDY GIULIANI DAY AMERICA!!
When I woke up this morning and looked at the calendar, I knew that there was something noteworthy about September (the) 11th, but I couldn't quite remember what it was... -OH YEAAAAH; I remember! -It's Rudy Giuliani's favorite day of the year!! -A day where we can celebrate vastly expanded executive power, the destruction of our constitution and the erosion of our right to privacy!! -HAAAAAY! (Bloggers feel free to re-post.)
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JUDGE KAREN; "You GO guurrrrl!!"
If there's one thing I love, it's a sassy black female judge with an attitude. -Haaaaaaaaay!!
SATOMI ISHIHARA
There is seemingly no limit to the number of absolutely gorgeous models coming out of Asia these days. 
September 10, 2008
TODAY'S MATTMATICS
Matt Damon is a cool motherfucker. I wanted to hate on him at one point because he's like the quinteseesntial Hollywood Abercrombie & Fitch goldenboy; but I gotta give it up... -When it comes to acting, having perfect white teeth, having a good sense of humor and having on-point political views; the kid is nice. Watch as he absolutely levels our girl Sarah Palin:(Good looking out Josh Lazcano)
HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: MAMI YAMASAKI
I wish the girls of Orange County would take a break from their ongoing competition to out-stupid one another, and try to be more like Mami Yamasaki. Is that too much to ask?
September 9, 2008
SARAH PALIN: -YOUR THOUGHTS?
Obviously, she sucks... Her political views are hideous,-I got all that... But hypothetically-speaking, you're at some dive bar after the RNC, and Sarah Palin walks in on a drunken cock-mission. She's got her hair up, those sexy librarian glasses on, and 3 buttons on her blouse undone. Would you consider knocking that out?? Holler at me one time Playboy and drop some knowledge in the comments section.
September 8, 2008
September 6, 2008
NEW LOA FAN SCREENSAVER!
L.O.A. NATION STAND UP! Peep out the new screensaver submitted by Lord Dave Johnson, who's on death row doing a bid for a triple homicide. Keep ya head up son, we'll see you when you get out. One...
(Click image to enlarge; drag and drop it into your 'desktop' folder)
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September 5, 2008
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