Y'all probably saw this before but it makes me really happy. Happy New Year:
December 31, 2009
December 29, 2009
December 24, 2009
Horrible Rap x Carmelo Anthony x Etch-a-sketch
Christmas came early for me in the form of a video which combines my loves of NBA basketball, line drawings and horrible rap.
December 23, 2009
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS ALL OF THE MONEY
Mega swagger-points on this heist. Staying in character during the robbery is pretty gangster; -well played sir...
December 22, 2009
TRICKERATION
Hey, who wants to play for the Washington Redskins? Besides having the most racist name in sports, they also have a head coach who got stripped of his play-calling duties and apparently a stoned pizza delivery guy is now calling the plays... What the fuck is this?? Look at this fucking play. Also keep in mind that they dialed up that exact same play moments before, and the Giants called time-out make adjustments.
December 21, 2009
Erdjan
OK I haven't posted here in a while but not because I don't love you - gonna try and share all my clips in my 'share these with the internet' file before the first of the year. Here is the first and weakest / creepiest:
December 20, 2009
WELL SAID...
Utah Senator speaks out on not wanting gay rights "stuffed down his throat all the time". Hmm....He might want to study up on the term "No Homo".
December 19, 2009
December 18, 2009
HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND: 'THIS IS ANGOON'
Wherever Angoon is, I'm not in any big hurry to go there.(Good looking out Anonymous)
December 17, 2009
December 16, 2009
THE NEW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
We, didn't elect him. Fuck; the Connecticut Democratic primary voters didn't even elect him. Nevertheless, Joe Lieberman is essentially running the country. Hey Obama, way to bow down to corporate interests and the biggest traitor to the (small 'D') democratic process as personified in Joe Lieberman. It is clear that Obama never wanted the public option in the first place, in spite of all of his campaign bullshit. Hope? Change?? Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Democracy is/ has been dead for years. R.I.P. democracy
Real Talker Howard Dean:
Real Talker Howard Dean:
December 14, 2009
December 13, 2009
CAN I INTEREST ANYONE IN FIGHTING BJ PENN?
Seriously, who's left to fight this guy at 155? And why would anyone want to get their face turned into a blood sprinkler on live television? BJ Penn is a bad motherfucker. I dont care what anyone says, a focused BJ Penn could beat an (ungreased) Georges St. Pierre if that fight were to ever happen again. It should happen; if for no other reason than there probably arent that many 155-pounders left who are worthy of stepping in the ring with BJ to get their faces punched apart. Dude made Joe Stevenson literally cry after punching about 3 gallons of blood out of his face. -Disgusting
BJ kicked a gaping vagina into dude's forehead, -and yes, it was that time of the month. I'm calling it now, I'm going as post-fight Diego Sanchez for Halloween next year, so get off my shit!
Cry now, blood transfusion later
BJ kicked a gaping vagina into dude's forehead, -and yes, it was that time of the month. I'm calling it now, I'm going as post-fight Diego Sanchez for Halloween next year, so get off my shit!
Cry now, blood transfusion later
December 11, 2009
LOA'S TIGER WOODS P.R. MAKEOVER PROPOSAL
(Click image to enlarge)You know what Tiger? -If I was your P.R. person right now, I'd tell you "Fuck everybody who's trying to hate on you for this preDICKa-ment you've managed to fuck your way into". The way I see it, if you're a black man who's made a goddamn billion dollars from professional golf, you can pretty much do whatever-the-fuck you want. Anybody who's got a problem with it can basically suck your balls (no/ maybe yes homo). Rather than eventually coming out of hiding with your tail between your legs, going on Oprah apologising like a little bitch, my advice would be to do the exact opposite. -Flip the script and pull a "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan on them. Come back all bad-boyed out. Smoke weed on the course, listen to Dipset, get all tatted up; -basically dont give a FUCK. Think about the publicity you (we) could generate with this simple image makeover! You could be all "Oh whatup Scarlett Johansson, whatup Rosa Acosta; after I whoop these white boys' asses in the Masters' tournament, why don't you slide by the Days Inn room 213 and lemme show you the real reason they call me Tiger WOODs." Real Talk, holler atcha boy Snickerdoodles, i'll help you get this shit sorted out. I tried hitting you on the Blackberry earlier but it kept going to voicemail. I'm guessing maybe your phone's broke from getting that shit smashed across your grill by Elin.
FINANCIAL PLANNING WITH LIL' BOOSIE
This is one of those feelgood stories that makes everybody tingle with Holiday cheer! Recession? -What recession?
The Old Gay Porn TV Stain Trick
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ele/1498514993.html
Cred: Dirty Beau U
Cred: Dirty Beau U
December 7, 2009
The only toy I'm talking about this X-(clan)-Mas
Fisher Price 938 Little People Sesame Street Playset. Comes with Trash Truck, Oscar in Trash can, Sesame Street sign, Big Bird and nest, Mailbox (might be a JUNIOR 161 tag on there, not sure). I am sure the "brownstone" is pretty spot on for details in upper Manhattan circa 1974, Except the absence of graff, but there's a wall in the back made of discarded doors, a spanish bodega, boxes and trash piled up in the back under the wall of doors, and a broken basement window. wow. I need to find the fisher price Travis Bickle© playset that would compliment this perfectly.
THE MOST SUSPECT TIME OF THE YEAR
I'm sure we all have some type of weird santa experience
in our day. Here are a few well documented cases.
Shout out to Erik in SF for the drop.
GO OUT THERE AND BREAK A LEG KID...
No, not literally. Watch EJ Henderson get his leg flamingoed-the-fuck back... So gross. I hate the Vikings, but I hope homie recovers and is able to play again, (just not very well).
December 3, 2009
Apologetic Asian Girl DuJour
Goemenne.jp is the greatest website in the world. In honor of Japan's Apology Day (December 10), this site collected 31 video apologies from cute Japanese girls. It also includes photos of them looking contrite and their blood types (Japanese people are fucking weird). Since I'm usually the one apologizing to girls, this instantly became my favorite site (bumping NikeTalk and Onion Booty to numbers 2 and 3, respectively).
December 2, 2009
PHILLY GRAFFITI 1982
http://www.jchtv.com/
Courtesy of ICONJOHN, the legendary VISIONS tv show graffiti clip. Narrated by the great Vernon Odom. Often spoken of by many , only seen by a few, relentlessly pursued by Dan Murphy (who actually spoke to Vernon's people and learned they dumped their copy decades ago), this is the raw. Incomplete, but its the rosetta stone of this (philly) thing of ours. whoever styled these guys in the clip I think went on to invent Williamsburg in the 90's. All of the guys pictured are alive and well. wow, the post-heroin, pre-crack era built 'em to last. ICONJOHN got more heat, check his site for more 80's class action.
December 1, 2009
Taiwan Does Tiger
The Tiger Woods Saga has so captivated Taiwan that the local news determined it was necessary to create a computer reenactment of the scene.
Speaking of Tiger, an argument broke out in the DMD Industries offices today concerning what was the bigger stereotype: half-Black Tiger driving a tinted Escalade on rims, or half-Asian Tiger crashing it?
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