Lords Of Apathy

Yeah. Reptilian Invasion is like, total bullshit.

2012-01-27T15:44:00.000-08:00

GET YOUR FUCKING ASS DOWN TO EZ SWORDS!

2012-01-27T15:41:00.001-08:00

Regarding the GOP Response to the State of the Union Address

2012-01-25T06:35:00.000-08:00

LOA PICTURE OF THE DAY

2012-01-25T01:30:00.000-08:00

I really admire the concept of civil disobedience and nonviolent protest ala Ghandi, MLK and the Occupy movement. At the same time I really REALLY enjoy very specific acts of violence directed towards a deserving recipient. If that seems hypocritical of me, it probably is, but I really don't care. I hate police. Anything bad that happens to them i'll just assume that it was karma making its presence known.

JESUS VERSUS SATAN ROUND 1. FUCK YES.

2012-01-24T02:48:00.001-08:00

We don't know how he rides that crotch rocket with grapefruits for balls

2012-01-24T02:43:00.000-08:00

EL CASCABEL

2012-01-20T00:59:00.000-08:00

Go Go Juice

2012-01-19T21:01:00.000-08:00

I'm assuming the special juice is Monster and cocaine.

JERSEY JOE x THE SEVENTH LETTER x ZOO YORK

2012-01-17T17:12:00.000-08:00

The style master; Young Joeseph Famous.

RIME & TheSeventhLetter for ZOOYORK from TheSeventhLetter on Vimeo.

MITT ROMNEY'S BIG-OLD PENIS (NO HOMO)

2012-01-17T08:15:00.000-08:00

This is Awesome...

WARNING! DON'T EVER WATCH THIS!

2012-01-17T04:01:00.000-08:00

You think you want to watch this, because you're a toughguy or whatever, but just dont. Not now; not ever.

LOA JAMS: SAY SAY SAY

2012-01-16T05:59:00.000-08:00

What ever happened to music videos? When did society agree that music videos were irrelevant? I guess the day that most popular music began to suck and kids were only interested in watching drunken guidos fuck each other. Rest in peace quality music and music videos.

GENIUS

2012-01-16T02:57:00.001-08:00

This stuff is brilliant social commentary. Check out more of their stuff here.

PAT ROBERTSON: SUCH A FUCKING DICK

2012-01-14T22:29:00.000-08:00

This guy is such a scumbag. Seriously people; if you want to believe in god and all that , that's between you and your imaginary friend, but don't listen to assholes like Pat Robertson.

GANGSTER OF THE HARP: EDMAR CASTANEDA

2012-01-14T18:11:00.000-08:00

Yeah,yeah, I know nobody geeks out on harp music, but listen to this dude go ham on one of the most pussiest instruments ever. -So thugged out...

I Wish You The Worst

2012-01-13T22:59:00.000-08:00

Is "back your shit up" a threat or IT advice?

Your daily dose of WTF?

2012-01-10T03:45:00.000-08:00

BOOK BY ITS COVER VOL.4

2012-01-07T02:20:00.000-08:00

Back by popular demand, its another riveting, spinetingling installment of LOA's world-reknown column 'BOOK BY ITS COVER'. Now I know what you guys are thinking, but let me assure you that this is not a young Nikola Tesla back from the dead, nor is it a Guy Fawkes mask-wearing Occupy Irvine protester who just came from his Urban Outfitters lookbook modeling shoot. Once again, it's LOA's very own, disgraced blogger "Kid Lover", wearing yet another ensemble that is sure to set the internet ablaze!

The rules of 'Book By It's Cover' are pretty straightforward: Basically you have to look at the person pictured below and guess what they're about. Solely based on their appearance, what kind of shit are they into? -Music, political views, strange habits, sexual practices etc. Be creative and thorough. The more specific and far-reaching info, the better. Leave your replies in the 'comments' section below. If you're still stuck on how this thing works, check out the comments from Book By Its cover Vol.1, Vol.2 and Vol.3. They're pretty breathtaking...

Take a long look at this brooding wierdo motherfucker. What is this guy up to? What are his thoughts, his dreams... What's going on under that beanie of his?

Not my chair, not my problem, that's what I say.

2012-01-06T16:46:00.000-08:00

GRTIV

2012-01-02T11:43:00.000-08:00

Yo! check out the new GRTIV tumblr site featuring some of the artwork of fellow LOA street soldier GRTIV! Bookmark the shit out of that shit, visit often and share it with your peoples. Jah bless. One.

REAL TALK

2012-01-02T09:11:00.000-08:00

Lets start the year off right.

(Unabashedly stolen from my peoples at Super Duty Tough Work. Hollerate unto them.)

For many, this will probably be the only time they willingly or knowingly listen to Bizet.

2012-01-01T20:36:00.000-08:00

SAM & DAVE

2011-12-31T19:15:00.000-08:00

Sick with it...

Someone Get Clarence Carter on the Phone

2011-12-28T20:55:00.000-08:00

Congratulations Japan, you are officially the weirdest place ever.

My Christmas Present

2011-12-26T07:56:00.000-08:00

Thanks Bulls! Sorry Kobe!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

2011-12-25T23:52:00.000-08:00

My vote's for Bamford's Bachman impersonation. Although Mack Henry did use an acronym and fly an F-15 in "the war"

2011-12-24T21:40:00.000-08:00

Santa Election 2012 from Dave Koechner

The funkier side of North Korean military might...

2011-12-21T01:07:00.000-08:00

3 Minutes of weeping North Koreans (for you to edit something clever into)

2011-12-21T00:59:00.000-08:00

FED EX DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

2011-12-21T00:53:00.000-08:00

HOLLA ATCHA BOY

2011-12-20T03:14:00.000-08:00

It's ladies night on LOA. Drinks are half off and all the hot young studs are free -GET'EM GIRLZZ!!

to the 50 to 40 to the 30!

2011-12-19T09:06:00.000-08:00

way to hit the hole hard, Steven Jackson couldnt have done it any better.

THE MOST DISGUSTING KISS OF ALL TIME

2011-12-15T21:11:00.000-08:00

This shit is absolutely stunning (©Sam Seder). I literally had to stop eating dinner after I saw this. Fuck virgins...-Literally.

LOA PICTURE OF THE DAY

2011-12-15T15:50:00.000-08:00

U.S. POLITICS FOR DUMMIES

2011-12-15T15:13:00.000-08:00

PAKISTAN'S LONG DISTANCE GHOST RIDING ROLLERBLADING CHAMPION

2011-12-15T09:42:00.000-08:00

THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL OF THE DAY.

2011-12-15T09:02:00.000-08:00

Jerry Sandusky's new lawyer offered up an interesting explanation for the former Penn State defensive coordinator's habits of showering with young boys.

"Some of these kids don't have basic hygiene skills... Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills, like how to put soap on their body."

Perfect. Off the hook now we can stop talking about this amazing human being.

THE RICKER...

2011-12-14T20:05:00.000-08:00

Herman Cain, 1 Mexican dude on webcam, and a shit ton of white people wish you a HELLA Merry Christmas!

2011-12-14T17:18:00.000-08:00

Ron Paul on Wikileaks & Government 1 Year Ago.

2011-12-14T13:55:00.000-08:00

2012 End of the World Simulation.

2011-12-14T12:25:00.000-08:00

A Natural Beauty

2011-12-14T05:59:00.000-08:00

Men's Health just named Jennifer Aniston the Hottest Woman of All-Time. Anyone who had "yes" in the "is Men's Health a gay magazine?" pool just won $20. In other news, I just compiled my own list of all-time hot women and "brunette cashier at the Starbucks by my apartment" was 641 spots ahead of Jennifer Aniston.

FUCK THE POLICE REMIX!

2011-12-13T20:12:00.000-08:00

A nice modern update of an old classic. Goddamn, I hate cops...

PAMELA ANDERSON: TRASHY TO ASHY

2011-12-12T18:06:00.000-08:00

File under #SuperNotAgingLikeAfineWine. Check out this blonde manatee that crawled out of the ocean claiming to be Pamela Anderson... FUCKING YUCK.

IF THE BOOT FITS...

2011-12-12T00:19:00.001-08:00

STRONG BEAUTIFUL BLACK SISTA: JODIE MARSH

2011-12-10T23:59:00.000-08:00

Here's what she used to look like when she was a nasty slutty white sista. (Looks like somebody discovered John Boehner's top secret US millitary tanning salon :( )

I'm Rick Perry, and I'm a piece of shit.

2011-12-10T23:32:00.001-08:00

Rick Perry - Weak (Strong Parody) - watch more funny videos

WE ARE BEING GLOBALIZED

2011-12-10T23:30:00.000-08:00

If you're unfamiliar what the definition of 'globalization' is, it essentially means that a bunch of corporations partner up with a friendly government and conspire to bleed that country dry of it's wealth and resources. As the few wealthy elite at the top hoard the nation's wealth and resources, the vast majority of people at the bottom suffer. When you watch how the United States and England 'globalized' Indonesia, you see how this game really works and how they are currently applying these same practices worldwide, including here in the United States. Educate yourself and do whatever is necessary to hold these scumbags accountable. #OccupyWallStreet

THE BATTLE OF BROOKLYN

2011-12-10T18:24:00.000-08:00

This documentary looks dope. It's the classic tale of rich people thinking that they are entitled to do whatever the fuck they want regardless of how it effects anyone else... -You know, -'free-market capitalism'.

Battle of Brooklyn Trailer by rumurtv

5 Game Streaking

2011-12-07T15:30:00.000-08:00

Republican Mad Libs

2011-12-07T13:13:00.000-08:00

"I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a ________, but you don't need to be in the _______ every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this _______ when _______ can serve openly in the _______ but our kids can't openly celebrate _______ or _______ in school.
As President, I'll end Obama's war on _______. And I'll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage.
_______ made America strong. It can make _______ strong again.
I'm Rick Perry and I approve this message."

ok now lets see how many you got right...

RACISM HALL OF FAME

2011-12-07T08:54:00.000-08:00

This is a truely remarkable display of unabashed, unapologetic, raw, uncut racism. You almost have to admire it on some level. Dude is just like "Fuck it, I'm gonna go ahead and say some of the most ignorant shit of all time and fuck anyone who's got a problem with it". Hats off homie, -you're a dumbass.

ONE OF THE REALEST REALTALKERS TO EVER WALK THE EARTH

2011-12-07T08:12:00.000-08:00

Realtalker/gamespitter extraordinaire: George Carlin

NAMASTE

2011-12-06T20:15:00.000-08:00

Throw The D

2011-12-06T19:50:00.001-08:00

Wu-Tang Flan

2011-12-01T08:25:00.001-08:00

His name's Mac Lethal, Ladies & Gentlemen.

2011-11-30T13:16:00.000-08:00

(GREAT) GRANDMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!

2011-11-28T00:02:00.000-08:00

Don't call it a comeback! He's been here for years (close to 100 years).

4 Game Streaking

2011-11-27T19:30:00.001-08:00

IRISHMAN REALTALK

2011-11-27T04:08:00.000-08:00

This is AMAZING!! You GO boy! -Limerick Ireland represent!

THIS MUST BE THE PLACE

2011-11-26T03:06:00.000-08:00

David Byrne swag

LOA Ad of the Day

2011-11-23T17:38:00.001-08:00

Some people complained that this billboard was anti-Semitic and they're right. The dog with the yarmulke's nose is much longer than the gentile dog's.

PAT ROBERSTON SAYS THE DARNDEST THINGS

2011-11-23T12:52:00.000-08:00

What I really want to know is, since when is not knowing what Mac & Cheese is a white thing?

TOM FROM MYSPACE HITS ALL TIME LOW.

2011-11-23T08:48:00.000-08:00

I had the same suspicions Joe dont worry about it. Tom was her 1st friend anyways.

GET YOUR FILTHY GOVERNMENT HANDS OFF MY MEDICARE!

2011-11-23T05:24:00.000-08:00

I Do (Again)

2011-11-22T19:09:00.001-08:00

Sorry I've been away from the blog for a minute. My wife and I dipped out of town for a little getaway to renew our wedding vows. I'll try to post some other pics later. Shout out to T-Shirt Kingz at Albee Square Mall for hooking up the custom joints.

DOES THIS SPEEDO MAKE MY BUTT LOOK LIKE 2 BAGS OF BAGELS?

2011-11-22T03:54:00.001-08:00

American Exceptionalism. #NoHomo / #RealTalk

#NoHomo / #NoIncest / #NoHorseplay

2011-11-22T03:45:00.000-08:00

American Exceptionalism. Mad denim son.

SHIT IS REAL.

2011-11-22T03:37:00.000-08:00

American Exceptionalism. Recognize game.

FUCK YEAH

2011-11-21T22:07:00.000-08:00

I'm ordering all of my pizzas to be cut into a pentagram from now on.

REVOK/ TRIUMPH & TRAGEDY

2011-11-17T03:50:00.000-08:00

Revok is doing big things! -You GO boy!!

REVOK / TRIUMPH & TRAGEDY / VICIOUS GALLERY / DEC. 3RD from WWW.REVOK1.COM on Vimeo.

WARNING! DO NOT WATCH THIS ON WEED BROWNIES

2011-11-16T20:15:00.000-08:00

#NoHorseplay

I stole this from Long Story Short. Holler at them.

LOA PICTURE OF THE DAY: THANK YOU HEIGHTENED AIRPORT SECURITY

2011-11-15T15:38:00.000-08:00

It would have been really great to have seen the expression on the TSA guy's face, too bad it got cropped out.

JERRY SANDUSKY: CREEPY-ASS SCUMBAG

2011-11-15T04:12:00.000-08:00

Using Jerry Sandusky as a baseline for justified outrage over pedophilia: The proportional response to the Pope/ Catholic church should be dropping a nuclear bomb on the Vatican. Actually, maybe 3 or 4 nuclear bombs.
Footnote: Bob Costas conducted this creepy-ass interview about as professionally as it could have possibly been done. Good Job.

GLENN GREENWALD TELLS YOU EXACTLY WHY THE MEDIA IS BIASED AGAINST THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT

2011-11-14T15:35:00.001-08:00

CAIN CAMPAIGN HAD THIS REMOVED FROM YOUTUBE FOR BEING "HATE SPEECH"

2011-11-11T19:21:00.000-08:00

My Master (video by @thatslayerchic) from Tim Heidecker on Vimeo.

THOSE FUCKING PIGS

2011-11-10T12:31:00.000-08:00

This serves as a barometer as to both how many police are bona fide sociopaths, and how much the ruling class is uneasy with the current caste system beginning to crumble beneath them. When they're savagely beating 20-something upper middle-class white college students at UC Berkely, who won't they beat at this point? (That was a rhetorical question. The answer is the ruling class, who has their boot on our throats, as well as the police officers'. -They're just too dumb to realize it.)

EXTREMELY HOT THREESOME

2011-11-10T09:31:00.000-08:00

Oakland PD Officer Fred Shavies responds to CopWatch video from #OCCUPYOAKLAND

2011-11-09T16:35:00.000-08:00

OPD Officer Discusses Viral Copwatch Video from Justin Warren on Vimeo.

Herman Cain's Newest Ad.

2011-11-09T15:30:00.000-08:00

Herman Cainâs Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson from Mike Tyson

"PEOPLE DON'T GO TO JAIL FOR SOUNDBITES" Dr. Cornel West chews this nerds ass out on Bill Maher

2011-11-09T14:52:00.000-08:00

October 28, 2011 Clip: Class Warfare

GENKI SUDO/ WORLD ORDER

2011-11-09T08:39:00.003-08:00

Don't be a dick and just watch this. It'll be one of the cooler things you'll see this year. Trust me!

CHUD OR NO CHUD?: SHARON BIALEK

2011-11-08T01:29:00.000-08:00

Here it is you sick fucks. Prepare to get your collective wigs peeled back as you try to wrap your disgusting minds around this special 2011 'Chud or No Chud' discussion. Seriously; real talk, -would you bone, Sharon Bialek, The latest of Herman 'Big Daddy' Cain's sexual harassment accusers? It is important to note that this is a tricky one, you might want to delve deeper into a google image search before you make your final verdict... Good luck.

(Click image to enlarge)

A few rules for your evaluation:The chud-spectrum breaks down into 3 general categories: 1.Hot 2.Chud, and 3.Sub-Chud• The Hot category is a no-brainer. Everyone and their dad would hit that. -Think Cassie.• In the Chud category, there's a glimmer of something there. You can't quite put your finger on what it is, but most likely you'd put your dick on what it is- (so long as that shit stays on Downlow.) -Think Soledad O'Brien • Sub-Chud is pretty self explanatory; It's not happening...-EVER. No way, no how. -Think Gloria Allred. In the Comments section below, please leave your stance on where you think Sharon Bialek falls on the chud-spectrum and site reasons for your decision. We will be scientifically compiling this data to come up with the official verdict as to weather or not she is indeed a chud or not. Good luck contestants, BRING IT!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

2011-11-07T22:00:00.000-08:00

I blatantly stole this from our peoples over at Super Duty Tough Work. I just couldn't resist the urge to keep the Cain Train rollin'! TOOOT-TOOOOOOOOOTTT!! ALL ABOARD!

LOA Moment of Zen

2011-11-07T19:30:00.000-08:00

HERMAN "BIG DADDY" CAIN

2011-11-07T15:30:00.000-08:00

"Honeydip, you've been scooped like icecream"
Sincerely yours,
The 'Smooth Operator' Herman Cain

JOCK JAMZ

2011-11-06T07:57:00.000-08:00

1. Deion Sanders - Must Be the Money

2. Willie Beamen - My Name is Willie

3. 1985 Chicago Bears - Super Bowl Shuffle

4. Ladanian Tomlinson - Electric Glide

5. Kyle Turley - Another Whiskey

Floyd Mayweather OWNED by radio host Rude Jude

2011-11-04T16:09:00.000-07:00

REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER

2011-11-04T14:38:00.000-07:00

Disclose.tv - V for Vendetta Speech Video

MOMENT OF THE DAY WHERE YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS.

2011-11-04T09:46:00.000-07:00

I'm still waiting for him to "Tebow" in the endzone. Keep that head on a swivel son, dont want you to get all snot bubbled at the line of scrimmage.

MOVE YOUR MONEY

2011-11-04T01:15:00.000-07:00

PLEASE REPOST!

Since the vast majority of our elected officials are either completely inept or paid-off (or both); don't expect them to do a damn thing when it comes to regulating, punishing, or otherwise preventing the big banks from continuing to pillage the world economy. As we have seen, the results of their greedy unethical business practices have driven millions of people out of their homes, out of their jobs and robbed us of a fair shot within this rigged system, while they continue to pay their CEOs insane bonuses for wreaking havoc with countless people's lives. It's time to take matters into our own hands. If you have an account at one of the big banks (Bank of America, J.P. Morgan Chase, Wells Fargo), close it and move your money to a local credit union or smaller regional bank. And make sure to tell your friends family and co-workers to do the same. Even if you don't have a lot of money in it, it is important to teach these scumbags a lesson, one dollar at a time. To find out more about this movement click here, and watch this for helpful tips on closing down your vampire bank accounts:

REMEMBER REMEMBER, THE 5th OF NOVEMBER

2011-11-03T17:35:00.000-07:00

Real Talk:

CONVENIENT AMNESIA

2011-11-02T22:19:00.000-07:00

THE PIZZA BOYS FREE ALBUM DOWNLOAD!

2011-11-02T20:42:00.000-07:00

The much anticipated 3rd Pizza Boys album 'Liscence to Drive' Just dropped- Yo son, kop that!! Download it HERE, or HERE now!!! (Actually, it dropped yesterday, but I had to argue with my girlfriend for the last 48 hours so you get it a day late... Sorry)

TIM HEIDECKER'S HERMAN CAIN CAMPAIGN ADS

2011-11-02T19:36:00.001-07:00

I used to think Heman Cain was a total fucking moron, but now that I see Tim Heidecker is backing him I'm starting to reconsider my position. Toot Tooooooot!! All aboard the Cain train!

Halloween Party Recap

2011-10-30T21:52:00.000-07:00

Went to an epic Halloween party this weekend. I set a high bar with my costume last year, but I think I topped it. Some people asked if I was in blackface, but once I explained that I was just a Michael Jordan made of chocolate pudding, everyone LOVED my outfit. I posed for like a million photos.

My wife and her sister also went to the party. They were "sexy Islams." Another hit! Happy Halloween everyone!

Texas, ladies and germs.

2011-10-28T17:32:00.000-07:00

Ignorant shit our friends got us hip to yesterday, pt. 2

2011-10-28T07:07:00.000-07:00

Ignorant shit our friends got us hip to yesterday, pt. 1

2011-10-28T07:04:00.000-07:00

Why would they lie to us to discredit a social movement?

2011-10-28T06:56:00.000-07:00