November 6, 2007
YOU KNOW MY (new) STEEEZ!!
YO! -I'm calling it now! -Biters step the fuck off. I'm bringing the Andre Agassi circa 1900 steez back!-(and inadvertantly/ simultaneously bringing sexy back as well). All you dirtbag ironic hipsters get off my nuts. Just step aside and turn green with envy as I glide up in the club with my moussed-up frosted mop of shit skraggling down my shoulders. 
Damn, his style is pretty advanced for 1900.
ReplyDeleteHave fun with that, gaywad. You gonna bang Streisand too?
ReplyDeleteGuess what. There are many people THAT ALREADY rock that style. Go to east St. Paul and peer through the winshield of the first '85 Monte Carlo you find.
Yeah, that look was popular for a brief time around the turn of the century, and then came back in the 90's... Andre Agassi -King of what??? -KING OF STYLE!!
ReplyDeleteFYI, you've donned a moussed-up mop of shit skraggling halfway down your neck(which seemed to attract girls for about two weeks) for 4 years now.
ReplyDeleteYou know how Snicker-Doo...
ReplyDeleteThis is only like semi what I would call it, but if he really got into it and started camouflagin' it, I don't think you would be able to see what he was wearin' at all.
ReplyDeleteAndre Agassi and who? Frank.... FRAZETTAAAAAAAAAA!
ReplyDeleteIs this art? I don't know, Andre Agassi's not an art crim-critic. But I can sure as hell tell you that it's a crime.
ReplyDeleteIt would be a crime not to look like Double A... Skrait up.
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