SOMEBODY MAKE THESE TWO FIGHT!

On one hand you got Bonaduce, a raging drug addict, alchoholic, roid-raging psychopath; and on the other hand you got Carrot Top. I'm not exactly sure what his problem is, but both these motherfuckers are total goofballs. Oh man, what I wouldn't give to see these 2 firecrotched freaks duke it out mano y mano, to the death! Somebody get in touch with Pay-Per-View, and let's make this happen!! I wonder who the Vegas oddsmakers would give the advantage to? Personally, I think you gotta give Bonaduce the edge, simply because he's just so fucking nuts... What do you guys think?