I had been planning to get a portrait of the Blues Brothers to remind me of my time spent in Australia, but then i saw this thing... guess the implants were real, like squishy
(you know what a boob feels like right? no? well its "squishy"), and i say "were" cus i guess they burst A La Anna Nicole Smiths tits. still pretty rad...

i might just get a portrait of the late Anna Nicole and get the implants anyhow just so i can recreate her boobs exploding on my forearm.
He shoulda gotten the kind of inplants that feel like bags of sand.
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ReplyDeleteor the spreader kind...you know the ones with a valley so wide you could drive thru it....
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