March 10, 2009

LOS ANGELES' FORECAST FOR TODAY: FUCKING HOT!!!

Meet Elita Loresca, our odds-on favorite nominee for weatherperson of the year on the LOA BONER JAMZ '09 Mixtape
Then again, there's always Jackie Guerrido... Tough call...

8 comments:

  1. Yeah, Jackie's got this one in the (fun) bag.

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  2. Jackie Guerrido...hands down

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  3. it's a tie in my humble opinion..

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  4. At first glance a slight edge went to Jackie, but after seeing them in action the all-important side profile views raised it to Jackie in a landslide.

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  5. I moved to LA a couple years back and have totally noticed this. All female meteorologists on every local news channel are ragingly Hot. I'm talking like porn star hot. It's obviously because they're all failed actresses and this is their fall back plan and last hope for being in front of the camera.

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  6. ^^^^
    You make it sound like it's a bad thing. Like you've got beef with that. What gives?

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  7. The Chef back in the hizzie!! -Good to hear from you-what's good playboy?

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