June 3, 2009

TALKING POINTS MEMO: WHO'S HOTTER THAN ROSARIO DAWSON?

During an impromptu debate tournament of hot celeb vs. hot celeb, LOA staffer Kid Lover posed the question "Who's hotter than Rosario Dawson?". Although it seems like there should be an answer to this, I've yet to come up with a solid candidate 24-odd hours later. So who do we got? -I'm baffled. Write answers in the comments below.

50 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 3, 2009 at 9:17 PM

    natalie portman

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  2. Snickerdoodles McPoppycockJune 3, 2009 at 9:18 PM

    Nope... Who else you got?

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  3. STILLALIVEJune 3, 2009 at 9:22 PM

    I cant think of anyone hotter then Rosario Dawson.... maybe just Jessica Alba

    p.s I tried post a picture of Rosario and one of Alba, but i guess you cant.

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  4. Snickerdoodles McPoppycockJune 3, 2009 at 9:56 PM

    Yeah, that's kindof who I had in mind, but I don't think either one of them is solidly hotter than the other... Plus you have to take the Prego-factor into consideration. She's probably not the same after all that.

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  5. STILLALIVEJune 3, 2009 at 10:03 PM

    How about Eva Mendez

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  6. Snickerdoodles McPoppycockJune 3, 2009 at 10:04 PM

    Yeah, I'm missing the boat on the Anne Hathaway thing, but I've heard other people with decent taste claiming that, so I'll just chalk it up to different strokes/ folks.

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  7. Snickerdoodles McPoppycockJune 3, 2009 at 10:06 PM

    Eva Mendez is a strong contender... We actually had her going head-to-head with J-Lo (both in their prime) and it pretty much ended up being a draw.
    But Eva vs Rosario... Tough call, but I think I'm still leaning Rosario.

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  8. Snickerdoodles McPoppycockJune 3, 2009 at 10:09 PM

    Jessica Biel has been a popular pic as well, but I'm gonna have to overrule that motion. Hot yes, Hotter -no.

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  9. STILLALIVEJune 3, 2009 at 10:21 PM

    How about Monica Bellucci (Maybe in her prime)

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  10. Snickerdoodles McPoppycockJune 3, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    Not bad... Not bad at all. I'm actually backing that one as a strong contender.

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  11. UnknownJune 3, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    the only name that even comes close is Monica Bellucci. can't even believe some of these others were mentioned. snickerdoodles, im surprised you havent pulled up one those "Umi, Maeoki or Kazumi's" that you so frequently posted. im sure if you looked back at past few months your bound to find a number of contenders.

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  12. Snickerdoodles McPoppycockJune 3, 2009 at 10:39 PM

    Well yeah, obviously. But I was saying more like the mainstream household name-ish Hollywood-ish types.

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  13. UnknownJune 3, 2009 at 11:00 PM

    obviously...

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  14. EmmanuelJune 3, 2009 at 11:41 PM

    Maybe this blows my cover, but here is my first contender.

    Shannyn Sossamon

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  15. THE cowboyJune 4, 2009 at 12:06 AM

    zooey deschanel?

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  16. Snickerdoodles McPoppycockJune 4, 2009 at 12:08 AM

    I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response.

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  17. The Daily BenchJune 4, 2009 at 12:45 AM

    what about freida pinto, i still cant stop thinking about her, and neither should you

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  18. UnknownJune 4, 2009 at 1:03 AM

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  19. UnknownJune 4, 2009 at 1:06 AM

    tia carrere

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  20. Snickerdoodles McPoppycockJune 4, 2009 at 1:21 AM

    I was about to disagree with the Adriana Lima call on the grounds of having fake tits, but after a quick Google image search, fuck it, she's gorgeous... I'm also gonna concur with the O.G. Laetitia Casta submission as well. I've launched many half-boners on both of their behalf(s).
    Heidi Klum -No Doubt hot, but kind of typical boring hot... Tia Carrere, -yeah super hot, but her Playboy shoot bored me to tears. I expect more from her. Especially if she's trying to be hotter than Rosario.
    Church.

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  21. Detroit Murder DogJune 4, 2009 at 4:22 AM

    I'm shocked that nobody has mentioned this, but Megan Fox has Rosario Dawson handled. I almost got divorced after seeing the preview for Transformers 2. Monica Bellucci is a HOFer. Dawson is Rajon Rondo compared to Bellucci's Magic Johnson.

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  22. UnknownJune 4, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    i'm gonna have to side with detroit murder dog on the megan fox call..

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  23. Snickerdoodles McPoppycockJune 4, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    I think Megan Fox gets disqualified on the grounds of biting Angelina Jolie so hard -who I feel is also hella overrated. Plus, have you peeped Megan Fox's thumbs lately? Try blocking that out next time your having a Megan Fox HJ fantasy.

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://chicagoround.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/thumbkj4.png&imgrefurl=http://chicagoround.net/%3Fp%3D65&h=396&w=254&sz=208&tbnid=wzSJki34UhU0SM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=80&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMegan%2BFox%2Bthumbs&usg=__G5wEoTDCu6ukXIfRaQePsoVeauE=&ei=tgAoSt6ZIZCMtgPzkNhH&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=2&ct=image

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  24. Detroit Murder DogJune 4, 2009 at 10:29 AM

    Megan Fox's midget thumbs have already been exorcized from my mind. If you are going to DQ MFox, you have to do it on the basis of her awful tattoos. Real talk for a minute, if you watch this video and don't have to make a pants adjustment, you are gay:

    http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video

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  25. Snickerdoodles McPoppycockJune 4, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    To address some previous entries:
    Shannyn Sossamon -I'm feeling her. She's got a little exotic thing going on. She seems like she could have some mental or emotional issues that would result in her being a total nympho, so that's cool also. However she falls short of Rosario's blazing hotness in my humble opinion.

    Frieda Pinto: I think we have a contender here. She's bad to the bone. (emphasis 'bone')

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  26. EmmanuelJune 4, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    I think if Shannyn Sossamon copped some Rosario cleavage it would be a closer call. But she's on some crazy-freak shit, and named her baby Audioscience. It be rad to get that chick pregnant just so that my first baby would be named Seismograph.

    I'm also going to veto Megan Fox. Nothing special I say.

    I can't get behind Rosario Dawson because she bears a remarkable resemblance to a (male) writer I know.

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  27. EmmanuelJune 4, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    *Correction, I can get behind it, but not fully behind.

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  28. EmmanuelJune 4, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    I have a new entry, I think this one is a prize fighter.

    Sarah Shahi

    Half Persian, half viagra.

    http://tinyurl.com/qyhux2

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  29. Snickerdoodles McPoppycockJune 4, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    Emanuelle Chirqui. She's a contender for sheezay.

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  30. UnknownJune 4, 2009 at 1:03 PM

    tia carrere i think had two playboy shoots.. (i think)
    im gonna just throw this out there.. im not sure how i feel about it, but.. sasha grey in a hate fuck kind of way. she reminds of an early jennifer connelly.. also, what about salma hyeck? i feel like i used my best to qualify for the finals now i've got nothing.

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  31. Snickerdoodles McPoppycockJune 4, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    Olga Kurylenko. She's got that Boom-Boom-POW! if you know what I mean...

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  32. Phonejaxx A.K.A. Black Squirrel AllianceJune 4, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    NO-FUCKING-BODY is hotter.
    Nobody.
    Possibles are
    Ana falchi
    Jacquiline Bisset in her prime.
    Alexa Loren is hot but not as...
    Amber Rose is hot
    Melyssa Ford
    Katt denings
    Jesica Biel, but they are not even close to a prime-not skinny Rosario Dawson.
    Shes a killer.

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  33. Bone D.June 4, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    phonejaxx is right. nobody is hotter than rosario.

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  34. AnonymousJune 4, 2009 at 7:01 PM

    Selma Hayek is barly hotter. Barly...

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  35. STILLALIVEJune 4, 2009 at 8:32 PM

    Megan Fox...When i saw her thumbs for the frist time in the Transformers movie i was disgusted. Thinking of it now just made me throw up a bit.

    How about Scarlett Johansson, Roselyn Sanchez, and for the win Angelina Jolie!

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  36. AnonymousJune 4, 2009 at 10:51 PM

    Scarlette Johansson

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  37. thelossprevention.comJune 4, 2009 at 11:15 PM

    Since some of these are B and C listers might as well throw the dad from Growing Pains' kid's boo Paula Patton in the ring. zFine as shit

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  38. Snickerdoodles McPoppycockJune 5, 2009 at 5:41 AM

    S-Jo: I think you can make a serious case for Scarlett Johanson, But I feel like she has a higher fixer-upper quotient than Rosario. -Meaning, sans makeup in regular clothes, at the grocery store etc. she's probably gonna fly under the hot radar. But I bet first thing in the morning, no makeup, hair all fucked up Rosario still looks like a million bucks.

    Paula Patton: Good call on that one. I definitely read the credits at the end of Idlewild to find out who that was and promptly did a google image search. She's mega-hot but I'm still thinking Rosario takes her out in the final rounds.

    I'd also like to make a late nomination for a LOA favorite, Lauren London. Thoughts anyone?

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  39. boozin sarandonJune 5, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    bump JESSICA ALBA...(also, natalie portman is finer than rosario, even with the shaved dome in V for Vendetta)..HOLLA

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  40. Snickerdoodles McPoppycockJune 5, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    I've got one question that will blow that whole Natalie Portman campaign out of the water:
    Who would look better naked?
    It's a no-brainer dude. Case closed.

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  41. Phonejaxx A.K.A. Black Squirrel AllianceJune 5, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    Ana Falchi, Alexa Loren, Esther baxter, Melyssa Ford, Kat Dennings, Cassie and Jaqueline Bisset in her prime, all fly as fuck in my book, but none hold a candle to a unskinny old-school Rosario. Get your bars up niggas. Chuuuuuuch.

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  42. Phonejaxx A.K.A. Black Squirrel AllianceJune 5, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    .....and Jessica Biel. Pure Stallion.

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  43. Phonejaxx A.K.A. Black Squirrel AllianceJune 5, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    .....and Jessica Biel. Pure Stallion.

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  44. c h i n g c h o n gJune 7, 2009 at 8:08 AM

    emmanuelle chriqui

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  45. TACOJune 7, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    Noemie Lenoir is strong contender, but not with her super-short hair.

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  46. AnonymousJune 8, 2009 at 12:58 PM

    Giselle, Adrianna Lima and Victoria Silvstedt are all hotter. No comparison.

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  47. AnonymousJune 8, 2009 at 9:54 PM

    emmanuelle chiqui(sp?) is def hot. i just googled her and you wouldn't necessarily toss her on a list from it, but in zohan she was hot as hell.

    i don't think anyone listed is on par with rosario. she's original fine and she seems mad cool (a massive plus in my opinion...jessica alba is hot as hell, but she's irritatingly phoney).

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  48. SophieJune 15, 2009 at 10:24 AM

    i've wanted to do her since i watched her in Kids. yup. my high school history teacher showed us that movie in class. i want to rub my clit on hers. HA!

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  49. THE cowboyJune 15, 2009 at 11:54 PM

    how about ellen?

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  50. AnonymousJune 25, 2009 at 9:42 PM

    i'mabout to rambo this whole 56-comments-reply-to-blog-post shit...


    HALLE BERRY.

    peace out!

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