July 30, 2009

Baby Stays Paid

Down because of the economy? Keep your spirits up! If this baby can make it, so can you. This infant has at least $300, a Motorola RAZR phone and a gold bracelet. He stays cool by wearing a crisp Grant as a hat. If you can't out-hustle a baby, then hit the bricks pal and beat it because you are going out.

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  1. MASACCIO HUSTLE RIDICULOUSJuly 31, 2009 at 10:27 PM

    I used to think I was Swaggerballin'. Guess what. I wasn't. This baby paid out of control. This baby stay on it's grizzly like goddamn Grizzly Adams. CMB: Cash Money Baby.

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  2. That baby's got fetal ballaholic syndrome... His mom balled out of control while he was still in the womb.

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  3. MASACCIO A STRAIGHT GOONAugust 2, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    This baby already had its paper game sewd up by the time it was a itsy-bitsy zygote. First bath this baby ever had was a Benjamin bath. This baby bought mink onsies for every one of Octomom's kids.

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