I just started trying to get this thing going, and already it's taking the world by storm! That's right people, TUBE TOP TUESDAYS! EVERY Tuesday from now on, demand that every girl wears a tube top in honor of all worthy causes: global warming, racism, feeding the poor, unemployment, the Israel/ Palestine conflict. -Whatever cause you have and whatever stance you take on it, if it's tuesday and you're a woman, wear a tube top. That's the least you could do for world peace right?

Jennifer Love Hewitt, down for the cause.
I know what you did last summer: Breast augmentation. What's she hiding under there, a couple of bunnies?
ReplyDeleteFirst off, JLH got the naturales federales puta. Ain't no plastic curvin that elastic.
ReplyDeleteAnd second, I would like to give thanks for the union of the tube top, the most powerful garment ever made, and LOA, the most powerful power-dump ever birthed.
A-men