Awww.....How cute!! Finally what I know we've ALL been patiently waiting for -PICTURES OF TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES' BABY!! I was able to pull a few strings with my peeps over at Vanity Fair, and was able to obtain this un-edited version of their latest cover. Just before it went to print, Tomkat demanded that some slight airbrushing be done to the photo in order to obscure Suri's real identity...I'm not sure what his rationale for all that was, but dude is kinda koo-koo for cocoa puffs in the membrain so whatever. Anyhow, I was able to get the original pic and I think we can all agree that baby Suri definately has her mother's eyes and her father's nose and mouth...-and by that, i mean her "biological father" (-If ya know what I mean -but that's on the low-Holla back girl!!)
September 7, 2006
LOA EXCLUSIVE! UN-RETOUCHED PHOTOS OF BABY SURI!!
Awww.....How cute!! Finally what I know we've ALL been patiently waiting for -PICTURES OF TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES' BABY!! I was able to pull a few strings with my peeps over at Vanity Fair, and was able to obtain this un-edited version of their latest cover. Just before it went to print, Tomkat demanded that some slight airbrushing be done to the photo in order to obscure Suri's real identity...I'm not sure what his rationale for all that was, but dude is kinda koo-koo for cocoa puffs in the membrain so whatever. Anyhow, I was able to get the original pic and I think we can all agree that baby Suri definately has her mother's eyes and her father's nose and mouth...-and by that, i mean her "biological father" (-If ya know what I mean -but that's on the low-Holla back girl!!)
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I think I heard that Tom Cruz is gay.
Bwaahahaahhaaa...the ultimate Scientology baby, Xenu would be proud.
yeah man i heard botty bowy cruise plays the sax from both ends.
He'd give Zamphir a run for his money on the skin-flute.
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