LORDS OF APATHY

September 27, 2006

Moustache-painting with Screech.





Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Colin Farrell ... and Screech? If an alleged new sex tape is any indication, Dustin Diamond (aka Screech Powers from the classic sitcom "Saved By The Bell") isn't just a threesome-loving stud -- he gets down and dirty (and we mean dirty) with his hoochies.

TMZ has learned that a tape involving Diamond – who recently proclaimed to the world that he was completely broke – has allegedly surfaced in which the former TV star cavorts with two unidentified women. And even more shocking is an act that Diamond engages in with the women which involves bodily excretions and moustache-painting, known in sexual vernacular as the "Dirty Sanchez." TMZ learned of the allegation yesterday night, and called Screech's reps, who did not immediately return our calls.

Rush & Molloy report this morning that the tape is in the hands of Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered other such celeb-skin deals, and that Schmidt is shopping the digital video tape around to Hustler and Vivid Video, among other outlets.

It might not exactly be Oscar-caliber work, but Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, seems to be at least a little happy about the development for his client. "Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings," says Paul, who says he hasn't seen the tape.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmmm........
SCREECH orrrrrr....POOPFACE......?
uhhh...thats a tricky one.
did his agent book this career changing event?

Mike Davis said...

This is an awesome time in my life to happen to look exactly like Screech.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Yeah, you're killin' it now. Kudos...

Anonymous said...

http://us.video.aol.com/video.full.adp?mode=0&pmmsid=1728170&restartUrl=http%3a%2f%2fus%2evideo%2eaol%2ecom%2fvideo%2eindex%2eadp%3fmode%3d1%26pmmsid%3d1728170&mode=1

there's a little clip of him talking about how his video is better than someone else's here

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Wow, he actually sounds like Mike on there too

Anonymous said...

"I wish every time I was flat broke, I could just paint a poop stache on some bitch, and watch the dollars come rolling in."

Thats Kevin Federline's plan.

Anonymous said...

I think it should be called screech and sniff.

Anonymous said...

I said this earlier today...He's trying to escape his typecast and hopes that this sex tape will get him more bookings? Bookings for what more sex tapes?

It's going to be weird seeing him drizzle that warm brown liquid across some bitches face.

Media Stunt???

Anonymous said...

on best week ever, they called it "nerdy sanchez'