LORDS OF APATHY

October 3, 2006

ASHTON KUTCHER NARCING OUT THE BUSH TWINS

Actor Ashton Kutcher is revealing details -- sort of -- about how he got President George W. Bush's twin girls to go back to his place after a party a year and a half ago in Los Angeles.The "That '70s Show" star told Rolling Stone in its new issue that Jenna and Barbara Bush were drinking at his house, even though they were underage.He also implies that he caught them smoking pot with a friend of his.He told Rolling Stone that he could "smell the green wafing out" from his friend's door, and when he opened it, he saw the friend "smoking out the Bush twins on his hookah."Kutcher told the magazine that he thinks the Secret Service has been tapping his phone ever since.Kutcher has played Michael Kelso on "That '70s Show" since 1998. He's also starred in the movies "Dude, Where's My Car?" and "Just Married."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think this story is a bit old. I remember hearing this shit a while back, and I'm pretty sure Ashton has been changing Demi's tampon for longer than a year and a half. I'm just sayin...

RasTroy said...

so which one is the fat one?

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Yeah well, maybe he's just telling the story now? I dont' fucking know. Wether this is new or old news, either way, this is the type of story that will stand the test of time. Ashton Kutcher's actions in this lifetime will echo through eternity....

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Kutcher may be SUPER annoying, and a snitch ... But I gotta give it up, he's one hell of an actor... -And dude wears a Von Dutch trucker hat like no other.