LORDS OF APATHY

October 2, 2006

THE CARTER BROTHERS HAVING THEIR PERIODS ALL OVER EACH OTHER

I'm not even sure why these dudes are famous. I think one of them was in a horrible boy band about 9 years ago, and the other one is his brother. The brother may have made some awful music himself, by virtue of being related to a quasi famous person with little or no talent. Watch as these two mongoloids go at it, bumping their man-vaginas together like a mosh pit at a Melissa Ethridge concert.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw the ad for this show a couple of days ago. It keeps getting worse with people such as these. I can't imagine how hungry for attention a former celebrity has to be to subject themselves to shit like this.I think the part that bothers me the most is that these folks think that the general public gives a crap about what they used to do.The viewers tune in to basically watch someone get kicked in the nuts whether that be literally,figuratively,or most often,spiritually.Take for instance Flavor Flav. In 1989 I thought Public Enemy was going to march down my street and beat me up.The music was scary and exciting and really held weight with a lot of people who,at the time,needed something to look forward to.Public Enemy provided hope via empowerment while Flav was the comedic foil to offset Chuck's very heavy message.It was one thing to see Biz on that fat person show, but to see Flavor doing the things he's been doing makes my heart sink. I wish I would have thought of this but.....
"On 'Nation of Millions',Flav said to the subject of 'She Watch Channel Zero'to 'learn about her culture,read a book or something'.
Now he IS Channel Zero"
And that's sad. As far as the Carters.....they're on E! for fucks sake and that channel is about as gay as you can get.Well,maybe Bravo is faggier but you get my drift.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Preach it brotha.

Anonymous said...

Yes, but........a good trainwreck is a good trainwreck. And while it may suck nuts that our former idol has become the engineer of said train, you must come to grips that that was nearly 20 years ago and not too many folks in music come correct for that long. My favorite albums represent a window in time..both mine and the artists. Rather than wondering why 40-something men (who have been millionaires for 15 years) don't stay 'undergroud' and/or 'intellegent', sit back and enjoy their embarassing freefall with giggles and youtube. Trying to compare intelligent and inspired works of art with today's pop-culture usually isn't a fair comparison. Take this video for what it's worth: stupid, rich white kids making total vaginas of themselves. I would laugh just as hard if I saw this going down at Ridgedale.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Preach it brotha...