LORDS OF APATHY

October 27, 2006

Maybe I've been out of the loop but....

The b-girl look needs to come the fuck back. At least where I live. Most of the girls I see in my neighborhood look like some combination of Ric Ocasek and Pat Benetar. What's with the puffy shoulders, ladies?
Gimme a bitch in a swishy track suit and some door knockers. Silver hoops if you're latina or white. Adidas Stan Smiths. NO shelltoes,girls. I still want your feet to look small and when you rock the Superstars, your dogs look like they came off of Voltron.
I could just be feeling nostalgic, but girls look cute as hell when they dress like this. I know I'm right.

2 comments:

RasTroy said...

yup.

Anonymous said...

hmm... i do wear chucks sometimes, but i've got on a damn jumpsuit, so i WIN! oh, but i'm not asian. back to square one.

and HAHAH! the word verification on this post is "lgaebo" which, of course, i read as "el gaybo" - my favorite superhero of all time.