LORDS OF APATHY

October 24, 2006

Sparks Update To Keep It Trill.

As y'all may be aware, Sparks has recently introduced Sparks Plus. If Sparks Regs wont cut it for you anymore, this is truly the way to go.There's a higher alcohol content as well as more of the "energy" (read 'trucker speed' ) stuff that they throw in there. Insane.I was at a Hot Snakes show a while back and for whatever reason, the club was selling these volitile little fuckers for a dollar. I drank eight of them, almost beat the hell out of a guy, and walked like five miles home all fucking charged up and probably clenching my everything.
Also, if you'd care to experience one of the illest buzzes on the planet, I suggest you try putting a lil Codine Syrup up in your Sparks. It will turn you into a stumbling fool,but you'll be stumblin' and a mumblin' super fucking fast and lucid. That is the best and worst part of the whole trip.

2 comments:

Mr. Nasty Raps said...

Somebody should get enough balls to mix Sparks with Vicodin, Codeine, and Tylenol PM. That would be ridiculous.

For real though, I like the extra 1% of malt liquor in Sparks Plus, but it tastes like shit.

Anonymous said...

I don't think I could ever drink Sparks again...once was enough. Unless they're free, then I'd consider getting all hyped up.

If you're in MN or the Midwest check out RED it has that worm wood in it like absitine(s/p?)...