EXTREME UNFADABLE UNI-JIGGYNESS. ON SOME OL' RIDE OR DIE SHIT

Our boy Todd "Nutty B" Bratrud just forwarded me this extreme unicycling video a little over a week ago, and I'm still awaiting my verdict on it... The jury is, -what we call in the blogging biz, "hung". So lets walk through this one shall we... -The part that hits you like an ice-cold bucket of water in the face, is the fact that this motherfucker is riding a freaking unicycle. There's no two ways about it, -that shit is mad gay. However, I find it kind of fascinating that somebody would, A: compile a 'sponsor me' tape for a unicycle company. B: that there actually is a company that still manufactures unicycles; and C: you can actually do 'tricks' on a unicycle. Up until a week ago, I thought that the only tricks that could be done on one were riding that piece of shit, and avoiding getting completely clowned on for riding that piece of shit. I had no idea that unicycling could get this 'gnarly'/ 'extreme' . Unicycling is one of those things that seems like the amount of energy needed to actually do it would preclude that you'd try it once or twice and then come to your senses and...-Wait this just in...SHHHhhh!!!-hang on the jury is about to read their verdict...The defendant is GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS of being a total kookbag, and is sentenced to an unfathomably low spermcount, with no possibility of getting laid before age 30. Sweet lady justice prevails once again...