Lateness And The Up And Coming Rapper

Don't be late. It's as simple as that.
The only people that get away with being late are usually people that you want to fuck up. For being late all the time. I have no problem dropping the dogs on someone that makes me wait around for more than 15 or so minutes. Fuck being late.
Once in my life can I recall being late as a good thing and that was in New York City about 14 years ago when I had missed my flight home.
While I was calling my friend back in Minneapolis to tell him to pick me up later, I discovered that EAZY MUTHAFUCKIN E was on the phone next to me. There he was....Jheri Curl, locs, short as hell, the whole bit.
This was the "Real Muthafuckin G's" era for Mr.E so he had traded in his black windbreaker and Raiders cap for a more "Colors" style flannel shirt and stocking cap.He was also rocking leather work gloves ala R&B villians "D.R.S."(Hit song;"Gangsta Lean (For My Homies)" )
I waited until he got off of the phone and told him that I liked his raps.He shook my hand,said thanks and split across the hall to get on a flight to Hotlanta.(That's what they called it back then) On fucking time.
On to my next thang.......
I'm not trying to bum anybody out, but the next dude that tells me his album is going to blow up erryones spot is gonna make me barf.
Hear this,rapp dudes... the more time you spend giving me your drunken sales pitch is less time you're spending in the lab making something that wont suck balls.And,sorry to tell you this,but it will probably suck balls anyway.
Don't get me wrong.If you've got a show to promote then by all means give me a flyer.I can respect that, provided you give me that shit and be on your way. But you should know that I WILL look at it and if the flyer looks like a doo doo diaper I will think that your music matches that shitty quality.(Why are the guys who talk about hustling so much so reluctant to put more effort into the stuff they want you to buy?)
Houston sorta-favorite Li'l Flip said "There's 100 groups in my hood and aint none of 'em dropped yet"
Maybe because they're all at the bar doing car bombs.