LORDS OF APATHY

November 28, 2006

LOHAN, STEP THE FUCK BACK. THERE'S A NEW QUEEN IN TOWN!


Determined not to be outdone by any broad in LA, Britney Spears has flashed her ragged vagina not once, but twice this week. Oddly, it doesn't look as broken in as Lohan's, even after having two kids. Wait, wait, wait, I just saw the caesarean scar. I'm gonna go throw up in my mouth.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Also, it's a good thing you didn't forget your sunglasses.

Anonymous said...

Hype.

Isn't there a better way of getting some?

mw said...

what happened to pants?