We interrupt Danny Bonaduce week to bring you this clip of Bear Grylls keeping shit really real one more time. You might remember a while back I posted a clip of him showing how to hydrate yourself in the wild.
Well this time, he shows us how to shelter ourselves in a sandstorm, Luke Skywalker style. The original Luke Skywalker, not Uncle Luke.
I guess you probably could if you were willing to gut and crawl into a camel carcass and squeeze the juice out of a pile of elephant dung/ drink it... Have at it, nobody's stopping you.
as a true british gentleman i veiw this behaviour as completely normal. i would think nothing of emptying a cat or a fox for that matter and wearing it as a hat. a little like your davy crockett may have done. but that said mr crockett was around a long time ago so perhaps he was english?
elephant foot coffee table or a gorilla hand ashtray anyone?
That's why I live in America and not some midlle east desert. I'd rather draw cartoon of Mohammed on a mosk in Mecca than do that...
ReplyDeleteMad Juicy
ReplyDeleteIt always seems like this guy doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. I feel like I could host this show and do as good a job as he does.
ReplyDeleteI guess you probably could if you were willing to gut and crawl into a camel carcass and squeeze the juice out of a pile of elephant dung/ drink it... Have at it, nobody's stopping you.
ReplyDeleteYeah, basically, if you're not saying all that with a mouth full of cold zebra fat, don't even bother....
ReplyDeleteThey're booing, because they hate you, anonymous.
ReplyDeleteas a true british gentleman i veiw this behaviour as completely normal.
ReplyDeletei would think nothing of emptying a cat or a fox for that matter and wearing it as a hat. a little like your davy crockett may have done. but that said mr crockett was around a long time ago so perhaps he was english?
elephant foot coffee table or a gorilla hand ashtray anyone?