LORDS OF APATHY

May 4, 2007

BEAR GRYLLS IS A SURVIVOR



I don't know what you know about Bear Grylls, but this motherfucker is crazy. Batshit crazy. He has a show on the Discovery Channel where he teaches you how to survive in the wild. He goes around eating maggots, fire ants, zebra meat, and all kinds of other gross shit.

In this clip, he shows us what to do if you're stuck in the African desert and you can't find water.

3 comments:

the VELVET weed fog said...

been there. done that. a lot of times i will drink that shit juice to impress the girls, more of a party trick than survival.

Anonymous said...

PLEASE, please do not take fecalphelia lightly. Some of us struggle with this condition daily. HAVE SOME COMPASSION, DAMMIT!!

Anonymous said...

does he know its poop?