You may have been wondering why acknowledgement of Brett Favre's retirement has not been made thus far on LOA. I'm not sure how many official stages of grief there are, but I know for the last 2 days I've been solidly locked down in the denial stage... Brett Favre retiring is like finding out your dog died, there's no Santa Claus, no Easter Bunny and getting kicked in the genitals all at once. It's a little overwhelming to think that it's all over... For those of us who live and breathe Packers football, this is nothing short of tragic. For the last 17 seasons, Brett Favre has inspired us all and will be the standard in which all future QBs will be judged. I just wanted to say thanks for the memories Brett, you are a true LOA gangster. (Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to go curl up in the fetal position while sucking my thumb, and cry my eyes out.)
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Aaron Rogers must be shitting his pants...
No, actually everyone in Wisconsin is shitting their pants because of Aaron Rodgers...
The kid might be aiight...
It's definitely a bummer but you have to respect his decision. The guy played for 17 years! I was like, six when he started playing. I'm just glad he didn't retire before he could break every quarterback record that matters. #4 for life!
Men can cry. It's ok dude.
Best football player EVER.
We are lucky to have been witness to such
excellence. Sad days. people. sad days.
Didn't this guy only win 1 super bowl? Phil Simms has won more than this cry baby.
That is real talk by the way.
He isnt even top 3 QBs ever.
1. Montana
2. Unitas
3. Brady
4. Favre (his jersey number dont lie)
Oh, and to further shit on y'alls, try to have fun watching Peyton Manning and Tom Brady fly past ALL of his records in the next 10 years. (except the INT's) Peyton is already way closer to the iron man bullshit than you think..
I would also like to point out that the man had not had any REAL success in the league (conference champ, or better) since he was a boozing pill-popper. Thats 10 years ago, folks..
Cheese-cunts, I would have conceded that he had the most heart that I ever saw....UNTIL the whole retirement bullshit. Total pussy shit there. "Physically I'm OK, just mentally drained.."??? GB had a pretty decent squad last year...way to jerk around your franchise, douche.
REALLY REAL talk
BTW, I could be wrong, but Simms only played in one (even though he won 2). Jeff Fucking Hostetler won the other..
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