LORDS OF APATHY

March 12, 2008

SURPRISE!!!-TOM CRUISE ACTING LIKE A FUCKING LUNATIC

I love Tom Cruise's inflection when he speaks... It's like every sentence is trying to seem like the most intense, important thing in the world; -which isn't easy mind you. If at any point you randomly happened to say the most important thing in the world, imagine having to one-up that sentence directly afterward, again and again. I just think that kind of pressure would be too much. Not only would you have to come up with a lot of heavy-ass shit to say, but you'd have to pace it so that it would build and build into a crescendo of knowledge being born in rapid-fire succession. And if that wasn't enough, take into account that as you're birthing all of this profound knowledge, you could not cry out in pain, -you would have to remain completely silent (aside from what you're saying), nor could you take anti-depressants afterward... -Just some supplements.
(Good looking out Joe Deezy)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have no fucking clue what he's talking about or who he's trying to help, but I have not on board.

Anonymous said...

whats the deal with the spooky mist across the bottom of this video?!