You guys know the drill, it's Volume 2 of 'Book By It's Cover' coming at you. Once again, LOA's very own disgraced blogger 'Kid Lover', is back with another stunning ensemble that is sure to set the internet ablaze.
The rules of 'Book By It's Cover' are pretty straightforward; basically you have to look at the person pictured and guess what they're about. Solely based on their appearance, what kind of shit are they into?: -music, political views, strange habits, sexual practices etc. Be creative and thorough. The more specific and far-reaching the info you give, the better. Leave your replies in the 'comments' section below. If you're still stuck on how this thing works, check out the comments from our previous BBIC feature on Kid Lover from a few months back.
Click image to enlarge and ponder how/ why this is possible on a 80-degree day.
likes making designs that incorporate birds coming out of: tanks, guns, heads, trees, etc. was really into this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oFx8XpmFVo
ReplyDeletesays indie music but really enjoys Brokencyde. Sexual practices involve very limited movement while focusing on his pre-ejaculatory problem. Gets obnoxiously philosophical when drunk.
ReplyDeleteI think he looks like a fine upstanding young man who's working to accomplish his hopes and dreams. Most of his life he's had to endure the scorn of haters because he's a decent looking and acting guy, but he's found a way to roll with it. Probably a West Coast native. Probably skateboarded. Went to college and got a BA, but dodged the corporate/cubicle bullet. Not married, but would consider it if he met the right woman. If push came to shove and children came into the picture he would consider taking a higher-paying job in the real estate industry, maybe on the commercial side of the business.
ReplyDeletehe doesn't skateboard. FACT. he looks like Barba Haigh or Kristin Reiter. ask him about his wizard cloak.
ReplyDeleteCarries pepper spray and isn't afraid to use it. Goes to the bar SPECIFICALLY to talk about world issues in front of strangers to make himself look/feel smart. Has girlfriend but she neither goes down on him or lets him watch porn and he finds both to be "totally understandable".
ReplyDeleteHad sex with a dude in art school just to check it out (liked it but was nervous his dad would cut him off if he went full homo).
ReplyDeletehe's a weird guy. probably wearing a condom right now for no reason.
ReplyDeleteThis dude is a self proclaimed artist in his early 30’s and was probably born into a decent Jewish family. During his mid 20’s, when time came to choose a career, he encountered the “Keeping-It-Real-Dilemma “. This issue began when he finally had to choose between: real state, the apparel business, or stepping into the art world. He eventually graduated from Art Center or RISD. Now he identifies with urban subcultures to effectively market mass produced goods to youths who are facing an identity crisis. And due to this reason, he thinks he’s socially and politically relevant…because he’s finally doing mediocre/commercial work for Shepard Fairey and Mike Giant. He also claims the West Coast because he hangs out in the West side of Hollywood with other “straight” guys who constantly say: “No Homo!” And, he must not be gay, since he asserts that he has a thing for shy/submissive Asian females who don’t mind taking the subordinate role in a relationship while in public. And finally, his ultimate goal is to be better than his idol, Damien Hirst.
ReplyDeleteOverall, this guy probably reflects his peers and the world in which he’s submerged in than his true self.
Obama is spending like crazy!! Have you seen THIS video??? It's HILARIOUS
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-JuE9esfUc
My bad.
Uncircumcised, lies all the time,
ReplyDeleteAll his cool ideas die on the vine
girlfriends always-scared of one-nighters
closest to a scrap was playing street fighter
hates name brands, but designs for one
secretly hates blacks but rhymes like one.
I ONLY WEAR SKATE SHOES!!
EVERYONE I HATE YOUZ!!
Stays skinny like a starving ferret
Should be working, but follows epic latered, and arab parrot.
Noting is good enough - everything sucks
But nothing as much as his uncles bad touch.
minus the tea-shades this guy fits the profile.....
ReplyDelete"KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck.
-The Chief"
— Hunter S. Thompson
He's actually a really nice guy and he has a sweet ride.
ReplyDeleteim curious to see some of you witty fellas write a "book by its cover" for a internet blogger that posts pictures of his friend in an open attempt to get people to mock him.
ReplyDeletealso the guy who wrote "uncircumcised" as their observation cracked me up. as an uncircumcised person myself i'd have to agree (we can usually spot another of our kind. no homo)
hubba hubba. he's cute...
ReplyDeleteused to rollerblade with arlo eisenburg
ReplyDeleteP.S. A lot of you who commented fancy yourselves good at spotting some undercover gays. Must come in handy when cruising dudes.
ReplyDeleteP.P.S. I kinda love this dude, not in a gay way, but the way people love Jesus-- because he took an ass whoopin and didn't complain about it.
ReplyDeletei bet a lot of women can beat him up
ReplyDeleteyo, I was just joking.
ReplyDeleteA dopesick heroin junkie would wear that on a 80-degree day.
ReplyDeletegu?
ReplyDelete