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Showing posts with label Arthur Price. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Arthur Price. Show all posts

April 5, 2008

TABLEFUCKER UPDATE!

Actually, it's not even really an update... I'm pretty much just looking for more reasons to post stuff about the dude who fucks tables
. I think this quote I read on another blog pretty much sums it up:
"I don't want to live in a world where having sex with a picnic table is considered criminal." -Word the fuck up...

March 28, 2008

ARTHUR PRICE; TABLEFUCKER

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table. The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck. The incidents occurred between January and March 2008. Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it. Police say Price lives near an elementary school. Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him. He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home. Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.