I CAN'T VOTE FOR THIS GUY

I can't do it. Obama sucks. You had your chance(s), -you blew it. Somebody primary this motherfucker

STOP BULLSHITTING

Campaign trail Obama said:

I think what he meant was:

"As soon as I get elected, I'm going to do everything in my power to adopt, co-sign and appease the warped Republican agenda, no matter much it fucks the bottom 90% of the country in it's collective asshole."

LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT AMERICA REALLY WANTS TO SEE

Just the thought of this happening gives comfort.

'Nobody can steal my act.'

I'm not exactly sure how this happened but I found myself looking at Carrot Top's website just now and it really bummed me out.

R.I.P. Lil 7 Legs

WELLINGTON, New Zealand --A lamb born with seven legs will have to be euthanized, local media reported Thursday. The animal has three hind legs, two forelegs and two extra legs that hang useless behind its forelegs. Veterinarian Steve Williams at the Canterbury Vets clinic in the rural town of Methven said the lamb, born Friday, also was missing a portion of its bowel and so would have to be destroyed. "To keep it alive is probably inhumane really," Williams told the Ashburton Guardian newspaper. Williams said he believed an error during embryo formation had resulted in the lamb being born polydactyl "with many MANY fucking legs" a condition that occurs once in several million sheep. Dave Callaghan said his mind was FUCKING blown when he found the seven-legged freak on his farm along with its mother and normal twin sibling.