You Had Me At T-Shirt

Jumping on the Internet to anonymously dis people is my third favorite thing to do (watching basketball and playing Xbox are first and second). When your life is as pointless as mine, you tend to find joy in the little things. Anyway, my wife bet me that I couldn't go a week without making negative comments on the Internet, so I'm going to keep it going here with some shit I actually like. I can't understand a word the British dude says but then again I can barely understand English.

TOP 10 STUPID-ASS SLUTS ON MAURY

Exhibit A on why it's okay to spank your kids:I rest my case.

THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION ON THE OXYGEN NETWORK

Find out why Bad Girls Club is the best show on television...And while you're at it... POP OFF SON!! POP OFF!! POP OFF!! BROOKLYN SON!!!

BAD GIRLS CLUB IS AWESOME!!

I honestly thought I'd never end up watching anything on the Oxygen Network... All I gotta say is this shit is crack. -One hit will have you fiending out like Pookie in New Jack City, trying to suck somebody's dick just to watch 1 more episode. Fortunately/ unfortunately, I stumbled across this on a night where they were having one of those 10-episode Bad Girls Club marathons. GAME OVER. They tried to make me go to rehab but I said NO-NO-NO!