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Showing posts with label Souljah Boy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Souljah Boy. Show all posts

July 14, 2010

HORRIBLE RAP WEDNESDAY: POSSIBLY THE WORST, MOST EMBARRASSING 'RAP' EVER.

They call him "One-take 50 Tyson". Actually, I'm sure nobody calls him that,-other than himself.  This dude is seriously giving Soulja Boy a run for his money as far as who can have the least amount of lyrical talent. There was a point in time when this level of 'MCing' would have been an utter disgrace to humanity, -and that point in time was1979.  Fast forward 30-odd years later and what have you got? -Motherfucking 50-Tyson. That movie 'Idiocracy' is looking more and more prophetic every day...Good fucking christ... "50-Tyson" really??  What in the sweet mother of fuck are you talking about.  I mean, I got that you're a 'ball player" specifically football , and I appreciate you not lying to us about it and all... But seriously, -what the fuck?  Why did you need to make a 2-minute Youtube video to tell me that?  I think a batch e-mail would have more than sufficed.   

QUESTION:  To the LOA readers out there, has this kid managed to unseat Soulja Boy as the worst rapper of alltime? And if so, how long before he gets a multi-million dollar record contract?  Answers taken in the comments section.

November 21, 2009

HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND: ROSCOE DASH feat. SOULJA BOY (tellem)

What do you even call this genre of music? Technically they're rapping; but not well. And by any stretch of the imagination, you could not convince yourself nor anyone else that this is good. But by about the 3rd or 4th listen, it has completely taken over your mind. Soulja Boy really has the knack for making shit that's god-awful and yet completely infectiously catchy at the same time. I guess this time around, I'm just happy I don't need to learn a new dance to go along with this one.

March 20, 2008

DO I SEE A PROACTIVE REFINING MASK INFOCOMMERCIAL IN SOMEONE'S FUTURE!??

With all of the stress of trying not to just be another one-hit-wonder, and trying to get out of the shadow of Shawty Put's rising star, it's no surprise that Souljah Boy's complexion is paying the price. May our thoughts and prayers be with him in this time of crisis. God Bless Souljah Boy's acne...

January 16, 2008

SAVED BY THE SOULJA BOY

So... You thought you'd heard the last of 'Soulja Boy' on L.O.A.?... -Nope.

October 21, 2007

BABY GENIUS DOING THE SOULJA BOY!!

Crack open a cold ice-brewed Miller Genuine Draft ladies and gentlemen... It doesnt get any better than this:..

October 15, 2007

THE SOULJA BOY LEGACY LIVES ON!! -'SOULJA DAD'

Seriously...- Is this or is this not the most popular dance of our lifetime?? I'm calling it right now... -Before the '08 elections begin, I promise you, at least one of the candidates is gonna try to do the 'Soulja Boy' in order to show they're 'down' with black voters.... I can only pray that it's not Nosferatu-ass Rudy Giuliani... Mark my words; it will happen. Soulja Boy...Official 54 yr old SOULJA DAD!!!!CRANK THAT

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October 10, 2007

SOULJA BOY UPDATE

Wow, this thing is really taking off...I can only pray that Lil' Miho puts out a sequel to her original Soulja Boy video.