IS IT POSSIBLE TO QUANTIFY VICTORIA JACKSON'S STUPIDITY?

I don't expect any of you to sit through all of this. There's a good chance I'll only be able to stomach about 45 seconds of it.

GLENN BECK HEADLINES LUNATICPALOOZA '09

When you have Ted Nugent backing you up with guitar riffs, as you wax poetic about liberty and seceding from the United States, I think it's safe to say that you are not a journalist. If you take anything this guy says seriously, you are a fucking moron. Just so that this makes sense in my mind, I'm gonna go ahead and assume that every one of these people in attendance makes over 250K per year, and is mad as hell about their taxes being raised.