FAMOUS MIDGET PORN

Whooooooo! Our boy, Verne Troyer, has decided to stop bullshittin' and shop around a homemade sex-tape of himself with an actual-sized woman. If his tongue move is any indication, this shit will be epic!

PART OF A RANDOM CONVERSATION ABOUT VERNE TROYER

wes: that midget's kind of a dick, isn't he?
mike: i don't know, but he was friends with kid rock's midget.
wes: isn't that midget dead?
mike: yeah