HORRIBLE RAP MONDAY/ GREEN ENERGY MONDAY : 'GO HARD'

I had this really good idea on how to produce green energy. Basically what it is, is I'd invent these earbud- style headphones with tiny turbines on the inside.  How it would work is every time I heard some horrible rapping, the sound would be funneled into the earbuds and the kinetic energy caused by the horrible rap would turn the turbines and produce pure carbon-free green energy.  My guess is, at the rate the recording industry is going, we should be off of petroleum-based fuels by thursday.  (By the way, nobody steal my idea, that shit's patent pending motherfucker...) (Good lookin' out Playboy Kenny!)

RACIST OBAMA EFFIGY HUNG IN OHIO

A local station runs a disturbing story about a Ohio resident named Mike Lunsford who has hung an effigy of Barack Obama in his front yard. Lunsford freely admits that he is against Obama because of his race.