AI WEIWEI

STORY OF RIKI-OH

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LOA PICTURE OF THE DAY

This would be a terrible cover photo for a porn DVD

TAKING A BITE OUT OF CRIME... (and by 'crime' I mean your 6-yr-old son's penis)

A 6-year-old child’s penis was bitten off and discarded by his deranged father Thursday morning in Shenzhen, Guangdon Province, in China, reports Shanghai Daily.According to witnesses, the 32-year-old unidentified father took his son and his 4-year-old sister for a walk. They were all nude.

The Father, who is mentally ill, demanded that his young son bite off his own penis. When the first-grader refused to comply with his dad’s bizarre wishes, he was attacked. The man lunged at the terrified boy, bit off his penis and threw it into some nearby shrubs. The child was left on the ground bleeding profusely.As soon as some onlookers saw what the Father had done to his child, they quickly responded by pushing the man to the ground and holding him there for local authorities. The little boy’s penis was found and sent with the child to the hospital. Meanwhile, the father, whom neighbors say had been a good parent until recently, lived with his children in a rented room. The Father had lost his job, was greatly in debt, and his wife left him in 2010 over his failed business. He has been unable to pay his rent and informed the landlord that he needed to take his children to go begging in order to make enough money to pay it. According to police, the man is under observation at a hospital and his daughter is being cared for by relatives. The little boy is currently undergoing medical treatment and according to doctors, may need long-term therapy to help him deal with his tragic situation.

THE YELLOW MAMBA pt. DEUX: 'LINNING'

Fellow *Oriental *Chinamen getting swept up in the Linsanity:

(Good looking out Joe F. Photo via the Arab Parrot)

*(Footnote: The words 'Oriental' and 'Chinamen' are not socially acceptable terms in present-day America. That being said, I think they are totally hillarious. Please incorporate them in your daily discourse.)

Please Make It Stop

Congrats, whore.  You won the race to the bottom of increasingly dumber Lin puns.  I'm sure your dad is stoked.

THE LIN-SANITY CONTINUES...

It takes balls or utter ignorance/ disregard for what is politically correct to actually make a sign that says "The Yellow Mamba" and hold it up in front of twenty thousand people at Madison Square garden. I'm not saying that it's not clever, because it is. This is totally something I would have said; -especially in front of one of my Asian friends.  I admire the 'fuckit-ness' of just making your sign and throwing it up for all the orientals and chinamen to see. I guess at least he had the decency not to hold up a sign saying "The YeRRow Mamba...

For more in racially charged signs, peep game.

RACISM HALL OF FAME/ HOT ASIAN GIRL Du JOUR

If you want to see Republicans' eyes light up like a kid's on Christmas morning, you'll show them a way to lie to people about the effects of conservative economic policy AND belittle an ethnic minority at the same time. If only he was able to drop a 'C'-bomb (Chinamen) in there somewhere, he would have hit the hat-trick. Good lookin out! -Holler at your boy Pete Hoekstra, -He luv you longtime.

UH-HUH -YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS... (BLACK AND YELLOW, BLACK AND YELLOW, BLACK AND YELLOW, BLACK AND YELLOW)

The blacks from the Georgetown University basketball team went to China and ended up fighting a bunch of  yellow (red?) Chinamen.  I like using subtle racist terms, like "Chinamen" or putting the word "the" in front of  "blacks" or "gays".  It makes entire swaths of people seem like aliens.  It's something an ignorant older dude would say, and it's usually hillarious.

THE 'WU' IS COMIN THRU (IN A TIGER SUIT. TO SEXUALLY ASSULT YOUR DAUGHTER)

The decision by Wu, 56, not to seek an eighth term, came as Nancy Pelosi, the top-ranking Democrat in the House of Representatives, referred the matter to the House Ethics Committee and pressure mounted for him to resign.  Beyond saying that Wu, the first Chinese-American elected to the House, will not run in 2012, his press secretary, Erik Dorey, declined to comment.  Wu publicly acknowledged earlier this year that he was undergoing psychiatric treatment after his staff complained of erratic behavior, including his e-mailing of a picture of himself dressed in a tiger costume.  "Recent press reports and statements attributed to our colleague, Representative David Wu, indicate he may have engaged in inappropriate activities," Pelosi wrote in a two-sentence letter to the ethics panel.  "An investigation by the Ethics Committee to determine if rules of the House of Representatives have been violated is warranted," it said.  In response to media reports that the daughter of an old high school friend and campaign donor had accused him of misconduct, Wu himself issued a statement over the weekend calling the allegation against him "very serious."  "I have absolutely no desire to bring unwanted publicity, attention or stress to a young woman and her family," he added. NO CONFIDENCE VOTE EXPECTED. The Portland Oregonian newspaper reported that Wu's accuser is from Orange County, California, and graduated from high school in 2010. It said the alleged encounter occurred around Thanksgiving of last year when the woman was 18.  The newspaper said several of Wu's staff earlier this year listened to a distraught voice mail left by the woman, accusing Wu of aggressive and unwanted sexual advances. Details of the alleged encounter have not been disclosed.  Local party officials said the allegation amounted to the last straw for a politician whose career has been marked by a number of instances of questionable behavior.  "Many people in the 1st Congressional district and in Washington County are very upset with him and want to see him resign," said Mike Bohan, Democratic chairman in Wu's district. "It is hard to picture how he can be an effective congressman."  Democrats in Washington County were expected to hold a "no confidence" vote on Wu on Wednesday. County Democratic Party chairwoman Karen Packer expected it will pass. "The prevailing feeling among members is that Wu should resign," she said.  In 2007, Wu raised eyebrows with a speech on the House floor comparing Bush administration officials to members of a fictional alien race on "Star Trek," saying, "There are Klingons in the White House" sending "real Americans to war."  His conduct also came under scrutiny after the Oregonian reported he had delivered an angry, ranting speech to supporters in his home district in late 2010. Two days later, according to the paper, Wu talked his way past airport security to the arrival gate to pick up his two children, and then began to campaign there.  Several of his staff members resigned following the 2010 election, citing what they believed was bizarre behavior.

At the time he said, "I sincerely regret some of the things I said and did" and promised to "manage stress more appropriately going forward" with the help of medication and counseling.