MICHELLE MALKIN; 2012 INDUCTEE INTO THE STUPID CUNT HALL OF FAME

Somebody jam a sandpaper-covered dildo down her throat and shut this bitch up.

MISS CALIFORNIA, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP...

Carrie Prejean, your insights into why "gay marriage is immoral" are idiotic. You are an idiot. A stupid worthless bimbo idiot. Save your political opinions for your small-minded republican prayer group, and focus on doing your hair, your makeup, your breast augmentation, and trying to explain why you should be considered a role model to anyone. You fucking suck. (And you're not hot)

GET OUT YOUR BARF BAGS EVERYBODY... HUMAN STOOL SAMPLE ANN COULTER'S BACK TO MAKE OUR COLLECTIVE SKIN CRAWL.

The only reason I keep paying attention to this bitch is because I want to be watching when she cannibalizes a newborn baby, live on national TV... With the trajectory she's currently on, there's no telling what she'll do next -sky's the limit. Can I get a Ann Coulter/ Michelle Malkin '2 Girls, 1 cup' sequel? (If you don't know, you better axe somebody)