RIP Kunt

You will be missed.

Pop the the Champayn at Pink Palace

Have you ever wanted to bone on a giant sandwich? The "Out to Lunch" suite at Chicago's Pink Palace sex hotel has you covered. I've always thought about getting busy on a pizza, so maybe that's one for the suggestion box. Anyway, this room is seriously romantic. Foam tomatoes, a ritzy mural and an easy to clean tile floor tells the ladies that this is some classy shit. Once you're done spreading the mayo (wink wink) you can roll right out of the sandwich into the tub. Highly recommended.

Sound it Out

Juice has had it too good for too long.  Finally, someone has the guts to come out and say it.  Fuck juice.  It's time for root beer and Capri-Sun to take back the streets.

YOU'RE PLAYING YOURSELF...

Aside from looking like Peter's Neighbor in 'Office Space', the manner in which this dude is making himself look every bit the 'morOn', is about the most glorious piece of irony I've seen in some time now. Congrats dude, you've made yourself completely irrelevant.