LORDS OF APATHY

December 21, 2006

NON-PATERNITY DANCE PARTY USA

The 5 sweetest words in the English language: "You are NOT the father". I wanna see Chad Johnson from the Cincinatti Bengals on one of those shows. I really think that he could revolutionize negative paternity test celebrations in much the same way as he has endzone celebrations.

2 comments:

Theee Casual Male said...

Man, what song would they have played if he WAS the father?

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I'm gonna go with 'Babydaddy' by Three-6 Mafia...