PLAYER HATER

One of San Francisco's many cultural offerings is this dude who kicks it on Market Street all day with this huge sign that lists all of the different kinds of sex you shouldn't be having. Apparently Holmes doesn't have an internet connection at the crib, because we noticed several things that he completely overlooked. As luck would have it, my associates and I were able to help him out with a few suggestions for some new additions to the sign while waiting at the stop light: "What about bukkake?... -Can you do bukkake? How 'bout gay bukkake??... Can you Toss somebody's salad?? How about a Tossed salad?...What about scat munching and golden showers??..."
Although, there were some obvious substantive gaps with the information on his sign, I still gave him an 'A' for typography and graphic design.(Click image to enlarge the many ways you are a going to rot in hell)

FEDOR VS. CROCOP: BATTLE OF THE EMOTIONLESS EASTERN EUROPEAN PSYCHOPATHS.

There's something terrifying about Russians... -And also people from other countries who may as well be Russians. Belarus, Croatia, Transelvania...-All that shit. Those countries are all Russia in my mind. They all produce cold-blooded motherfuckers who have no detectable emotions other than 'about to whoop your ass'.

ANDERSON SILVA VS JAMES IRVIN

Anderson Silva is so BADASS!

Cakefarts

...this link was passed down to me from the big homie DJ Grocery. Ladies and gentlemen... it's Cake Farts... dot com.

LUNCH WITH AKON AND T-PAIN

Ebony & Ivory

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?

We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in evryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why dont we?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony
Ebony, ivory, ooh

We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in evryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why dont we?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony (repeat and fade)

Brought to you by the letter H....for HARDCORE!!

Everything that was said about Bert and Ernie being gay was 100% bullshit.



This was ganked (Brownsville style) from Oh Word.

KILLA MIKE BRINGING BACK THOUGHT-PROVOKING RAP

I can't front; I've enjoyed certain aspects of the last 5 or 10 years of complete and utter, mind numbing, jiggy, in da-club, designer label, expensive alchohol, gratuitous sex, message-free mainstream radio, clearchannel, consumer-rap... It's been like a decade-long spring break for my brain. But I have to say, Killa Mike's bringing back the age where rap is political; it makes you think; you could even have a discussion or a debate around some of the topics contained in the lyrics... Shit, Mike's even got Ice ''Are We There Yet?" Cube rapping about something relevant again... I'm not telling rap to abandon the jiggling tits and asses, and all the other stupid-ass shit that makes dumb drunk people want to dance 'in da club'... But let's sprinkle in some thought-provoking shit as well, so that people might have a chance to have more of a clue than DMX. I stole this video from resident LOA homegirl C-Rocka's new blog. Holler at it, and tell her Snickerdoodles sent you. Also, while you're at it, peep the awesome Killa Mike interview on The Loss Prevention from a few weeks back.

LADYPANTS

In a way, this is kind of a follow-up to the Thug Slaughter Force video from a few days ago. -Also note the RAMPANT references to 'Chud'!! -Amazing!
(Good looking out Josh)

SAN FRANCISCO RULES!

I have varying thoughts on the city of San Francisco. It fluctuates regularly between "FUCKING AWESOME!!" and "This place is a fucking nightmarish hell-hole". For the most part, I like San Francisco; if nothing else, that city has character. You'll see some shit you're not gonna see most places. Wether it's a fully nude 70 -year old man covered in tattoos riding a mountain bike, or 4 consecutive blocks of people smoking crack openly on the street at 2:30 in the afternoon, you're gonna see some wild-ass shit. Read below to Learn another fun fact about "The city by the bay": (And if you're extra bored click here To read some older posts that may or may not have something loosely to do with San Francisco.)San Francisco voters will be asked to decide whether to name a city sewage plant in honor of President Bush, after a satiric measure qualified for the November ballot today. Backers of the measure, who for several months circulated a petition to place the measure on the ballot, turned in more than 12,000 signatures on July 7, said organizer Brian McConnell. The Department of Elections today informed those supporters, the self-proclaimed Presidential Memorial Commission, that they had enough valid signatures - a minimum of 7,168 registered San Francisco voters - to qualify for the November ballot, he said. McConnell, who came up with the idea over beers with friends, often donned an Uncle Sam outfit to drum up support for the petition. Other signature gatherers - all volunteers - often carried around an American flag and blasted patriotic music from a boom box to attract attention. He said today that the campaign to pass the measure will be an equally grassroots effort.
The measure, if passed by a majority of voters, would rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W. Bush Sewage Plant. McConnell said the intent is to remember the Bush administration and what the group sees as the president's mistakes, including the war in Iraq. Some people aren't laughing, including the San Francisco Republican Party, which sees the measure as an embarrassment, even to this famously-liberal city. Chairman Howard Epstein has vowed to fight the measure with all means available to him.A White House spokeswoman, when asked about the measure several weeks ago, refused to comment.

(Good looking out Josh)

DANCING AROUND THE WORLD

Call me a pussy, but this is kind of rad.

Thug Slaughter Force

The anti tight clothes message of this alone would be worth posting, but add to that the fact that the dude looks like how they draw the Jesus character on South Park and Thug Slaughter Force is my favorite band from now till the end of the weekend.

BUSH'S GREATEST HITS...

You'll never guess what he did this time!!! -Wait... -Yeah you will. It's the same old stupid-ass shit as always.

DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK

Trust me dude, you REALLY don't want to click this link. It's got nothing for you man... Just move along; nothing to see here. Act as if you never saw this link. I'm warning you for the last time, if you decide to not take my advice, that's on you homie. I'm trying to save you from yourself by not having you go here. It's all bad...

SCUBA CAT.

Act like ya know bitch...

IS THIS DUDE SERIOUSLY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT??

Or are we all just on one big episode of 'Punk'd'? I think the Republicans are actually running him as their nominee... -The only reason I say that, is because Ashton Kutcher isn't omnipresent enough to punk us all at once... (At least I don't think he is.) Nice series of gut-wrenching faces there Jonny boy. That instills confidence that you're really on top of the issues.

GAY ROBOT

Since we were getting all gay and nostalgic over Favre this week, I figured I'd fully set it off with this classic I posted back in the day on LOA. Back when the world made sense...Sort of. -Enjoy!

COME BACK FAVRE...

At risk of sounding like a complete homo here, I literally love Brett Favre (pause). It may be just wishful thinking, but I think in the next couple of weeks, Ted Thompson and the Packers organization are going to come back to their senses and let Brett do his thing. When you get right down to brass tacks, they HAVE to let him play. I mean, I'm not so blinded by my Favre-goggles to realize that he has fucked this thing up royally. I feel Absolutely horrible for Aaron Rodgers, but after all's said and done, The Packers CANNOT let Favre go. The man IS the Packers. I'm completely sickened by the current situation but I still have faith that come opening day, Sept. 8th, against the Vikings, our boy is gonna be back out there killin' those motherfuckers like he's done for the past 17 years. We need one more Superbowl run (or 2 or 3) before he hangs it up for good and I can be at peace.

LOA PRESENTS: A VERY SPECIAL WALK DOWN FAVRE MEMORY LANE

All this Favre drama is really making me nostalgic about what Brett Favre has meant to diehard cheesheads everywhere for the past 17 years. I'm fed up with the rollercoaster-esque mindfuck he's put us through since he announced his 'retirement' several months ago... But I can't say I'm not excited to see our boy back out there for another season (or more) doing what he does. Football just won't be the same without him. Here's a compilation of all of the LOA Favre-related posts from the last couple of years. Take a few moments to re-live the glory.

SEA SHEPHERD

Support the Sea Shepherd organization, these guys are saints.

you go to watch someone mess with the bull... you get the horns. also stomped on, and you spill your nachos im sure.

nice one Geoff

TONY SNOW, REST IN PISS

Tony Snow, a conservative writer and commentator who cheerfully sparred with reporters in the White House briefing room during a stint as President Bush's press secretary, has died of colon cancer at age 53, Fox News reported Saturday. Snow served as the first host of the television news program ''Fox News Sunday'' from 1996 to 2003. He was working for Fox News Channel and Fox News Radio when he replaced Scott McClellan as press secretary in May 2006 during a White House shake-up. He served just 17 months as press secretary, resigning in September 2007, citing not his health but a need to earn more than the $168,000 a year he was paid in the government post. In April, he joined CNN as a commentator. Although a star in conservative politics, as a commentator he had not always been on the president's side. He once called Bush ''something of an embarrassment'' in conservative circles and criticized what he called Bush's ''lackluster'' domestic policy. Robert Anthony Snow was born June 1, 1955, in Berea, Ky., and spent his childhood in the Cincinnati area. Survivors include his wife, Jill Ellen Walker, and three children.Generally, when people die, you're not supposed to say anything bad about them... -Fuck that. I'm sure there were some redeemable qualities to Tony Snow, but whatever they may have been, I am unable to look past the fact that he consciously did a job that's sole purpose is to spin the torture, murder and war profiteering of the Bush administration into something people would accept as 'defending America'. The fact was, Tony Snow was good at his job, he seemed like a smart guy; and because of that, I cannot accept that he didn't somewhere along the way, make the conscious decision to lie for an administration that KILLS millions of people in exchange for his paycheck. There's a huge difference between being naively stupid and being consciously indifferent to being a part of something so obviously, morally wrong. I don't really believe in karma too much, but chalk this one up as a win for karma. Tony Snow, Rest in Piss...

U.S. FORIEGN POLICY: KILL EVERYBODY

MORE TALK OF KILLING OBAMA ON FOX 'NEWS'

Is it just me, or is openly talking about 'knocking off' a current senator, let alone a presumptive nominee for President of the United States, (on national TV no less), bordering on some shit that should, at the very least, put you on some kind of F.B.I. watch list??...-Oh wait... Never mind, I forgot, It's the FBI and the CIA who are the ones who carry out the political assassinations. My bad.

"PUT THAT NIGGA UNDER THE JAIL"

Japcity saying what pretty much everyone is thinking...'Cept in the form of a rap... (Good lookin' out Young Siddiq)