THIS KIND OF SHIT NEEDS TO HAPPEN MORE.

FUCK YOUR HOUSE.

That's what Jesus is saying right now.

Funny TV volume 2? We woulda called this one "BONERVISION"

Basically, we believe the immigration problem could be solved if all popular channels showed Caliente!  in the morning. Seriously. Even the most racist, ardent rich white upper crust fuck would be down to CHUD this, so why do we even bother with the HELLA RACIST social commentary, especially when it effects people you shirk on minimum wage to cover all the bases you believe your earning potential has raised you above? Newt Gingrich probably hasn't plunged his own shitter since the 80s. These are the people you trust to make the big decisions? I don't even know what planet I live on anymore, but I'm pretty sure it's run by Fake Ass Bitches who have duped an entire populace into believing they're the reason the rich have it so bad. That said, please enjoy these few shapely reasons as to why, uh, we shouldn't have a problem with Mexico.

PLEASE STOP INSULTING OUR INTELLIGENCE.

Is it just me or is it SUPER patronizing to have a trust-fund baby who's added to his massive fortune by gutting american companies, laying off workers and selling off the parts, sing 'America the Beautiful' in hopes of getting partiotic dumbfucks to vote for him?  This shit just makes my skin crawl. I'm not saying this from the perspective of someone who's still fooled by this charade that it matters which puppet gets installed as our next corporate dictator. They're all frauds and mascots.  I guess all that matters now is which one of these liars is going to be the salesman who tries to sell us a shit sandwich and tells us it's steak.  This system is fucked.

FOR THOSE OF YOU LOOKING FOR RAP SONGS ABOUT NEWT GINGRICH...

Your search is over...

ENTER SANTORUM

These two things have nothing to do with one another, but it would be sick if Rick Santorum walked onto the debate stage to this....

REAL TALK

Yeah. Reptilian Invasion is like, total bullshit.

GET YOUR FUCKING ASS DOWN TO EZ SWORDS!

Regarding the GOP Response to the State of the Union Address

LOA PICTURE OF THE DAY

I really admire the concept of civil disobedience and nonviolent protest ala Ghandi, MLK and the Occupy movement. At the same time I really REALLY enjoy very specific acts of violence directed towards a deserving recipient. If that seems hypocritical of me, it probably is, but I really don't care. I hate police. Anything bad that happens to them i'll just assume that it was karma making its presence known.

JESUS VERSUS SATAN ROUND 1. FUCK YES.

We don't know how he rides that crotch rocket with grapefruits for balls

EL CASCABEL

Go Go Juice

I'm assuming the special juice is Monster and cocaine.

JERSEY JOE x THE SEVENTH LETTER x ZOO YORK

The style master; Young Joeseph Famous.

RIME & TheSeventhLetter for ZOOYORK from TheSeventhLetter on Vimeo.

MITT ROMNEY'S BIG-OLD PENIS (NO HOMO)

This is Awesome...

WARNING! DON'T EVER WATCH THIS!

You think you want to watch this, because you're a toughguy or whatever, but just dont.  Not now; not ever.

LOA JAMS: SAY SAY SAY

What ever happened to music videos? When did society agree that music videos were irrelevant?  I guess the day that most popular music began to suck and kids were only interested in watching drunken guidos fuck each other. Rest in peace quality music and music videos.

GENIUS

This stuff is brilliant social commentary. Check out more of their stuff here.

 

PAT ROBERTSON: SUCH A FUCKING DICK

This guy is such a scumbag. Seriously people; if you want to believe in god and all that , that's between you and your imaginary friend, but don't listen to assholes like Pat Robertson.

GANGSTER OF THE HARP: EDMAR CASTANEDA

Yeah,yeah, I know nobody geeks out on harp music, but listen to this dude go ham on one of the most pussiest instruments ever.  -So thugged out...

I Wish You The Worst

Is "back your shit up" a threat or IT advice?

Your daily dose of WTF?

BOOK BY ITS COVER VOL.4

Back by popular demand, its another riveting, spinetingling installment of LOA's world-reknown column 'BOOK BY ITS COVER'.  Now I know what you guys are thinking, but let me assure you that this is not a young Nikola Tesla back from the dead, nor is it a Guy Fawkes mask-wearing Occupy Irvine protester who just came from his Urban Outfitters lookbook modeling shoot. Once again, it's LOA's very own, disgraced blogger "Kid Lover", wearing yet another ensemble that is sure to set the internet ablaze!

The rules of 'Book By It's Cover' are pretty straightforward: Basically you have to look at the person pictured below and guess what they're about.  Solely based on their appearance, what kind of shit are they into? -Music, political views, strange habits, sexual practices etc. Be creative and thorough. The more specific and far-reaching info, the better. Leave your replies in the 'comments' section below.  If you're still stuck on how this thing works, check out the comments from Book By Its cover Vol.1, Vol.2 and Vol.3. They're pretty breathtaking...

Take a long look at this brooding wierdo motherfucker. What is this guy up to? What are his thoughts, his dreams... What's going on under that beanie of his?

Not my chair, not my problem, that's what I say.

GRTIV

Yo! check out the new GRTIV tumblr site featuring some of the artwork of fellow LOA street soldier GRTIV! Bookmark the shit out of that shit, visit often and share it with your peoples. Jah bless. One.

REAL TALK

Lets start the year off right.

(Unabashedly stolen from my peoples at Super Duty Tough Work. Hollerate unto them.)

For many, this will probably be the only time they willingly or knowingly listen to Bizet.

SAM & DAVE

Sick with it...