LORDS OF APATHY

December 20, 2006

PLASTIC SURGERY DISASTERS

I was always under the impression that plastic surgery was supposed to make you look 'better', -and by 'better' I mean not 'way worse'. -And by 'not way worse' -I mean 'not as if your face was swollen from being repeatedly smashed by a demolitions wrecking ball'. I have to say that these two are the frontrunners for the creepiest celebrity plastic surgeries of all time. I think that in the next couple of years, if Joan Rivers starts hitting the weight pile and goes on human growth hormone, her and Stallone will be virtually indistinguishable from one another.

1 comment:

Mr. Nasty Raps said...

Burt Reynolds also belongs on the short list. And Meg Ryan is certainly creeping.