LORDS OF APATHY

January 16, 2007

THE BATTLE FOR THE NEW IMPROVED AMERICAN FLAG RAGES ON

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-Whoomp/ Whoot there it is Todd!! Looks like your weak-"New Glory" with the fat white girl on it just isn't cutting it. -I have not seen one Veteran salute it so far... -That's not to say that it hasn't ever happened, but I sure as hell haven't seen it. It seems as though many veterans groups are coming around to my idea for the new American flag, -which clearly proves, as evidenced by the above photo, that there's just something about my flag that really inspires a deep sense of patriotism and national pride. I am hereby starting the petition for my flag in the 'comments' section below. All those in favor, type in your name and your reason for backing the Snickerdoodles flag initiative. Thanks for your support and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

3 comments:

Mr. Nasty Raps said...

You get my vote for 3 reasons on this one.

1. I'm TOTALLY down with hot Asian broads.

2. I like that it's progressive. It's about goddamn time we don't have white people on the flag.

3. Every time I look at it, I imagine that I'm potty-training her because of the newspaper on the stairs.

the VELVET weed fog said...

you wanna talk about photoshop?! looks like someone told you to use the "wave" filter... WEAK.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

No, the wind was just blowing really evenly that day... Besides, do you actually think that the veteran would shed a tear over a photoshopped flag? -DOUBT IT!!